EZ Smith @therealezsmith

I am a lawyer in Hawaii, and I harshly judge people who do not smile at my doge #theresistance Kailua, HI Joined September 2017

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

4 years ago

@NoLayingUp

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@KingJames can you please publicly call out @benshapiro to a game of HORSE or one-on-one or like literally anything? I think millions of people would donate a few dollars to watch it happen. Winner donates the money to the charity of his choosing. #BLM

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

7 years ago

@realDonaldTrump Holy crap I need this Instagram filter NOW!!

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

Okay y’all I’ve been thinking on it, and I’ve come up with my resolution for 2019: instead of saying “goddammit” I’m gonna say “Bob Saget” @bobsaget

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

Hearing that the younger generation refers to Sandra Bullock as “the lady in Bird Box” makes me more hopeful for the future than it probably should

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

@anogawa “The D line” lolz

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

Based on his failures in business and presidency, I am confident that @realDonaldTrump is also terrible at golf. He’s the guy who gives himself “good” on every putt 6 feet and in

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

@realDonaldTrump on top of all the things you suck at - business, presidency, human decency, etc... I bet you’re even worse at golf. #TrumpResign #ResignTrump #fatnixon

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

I woke up at 230ish am because the house next door was on fire and the wind was gusting. As far as I know, our neighbors are okay. Now it's 4am and it's hard to get back to sleep.

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Brian Schatz @brianschatz

8 years ago

If young people vote in numbers anywhere near the percentages of other generations they can get any policy they want. College affordability, climate, civil rights, healthcare, immigration whatever your generation decides. It’s your government if you just take it over.

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

@anogawa @Nordstromhawaii @Nordstrom #capitalism

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

8 years ago

Please remember to fill up your vehicle's gas tank so if the power goes out you can still use your phone charger 🤙🏼 #hurricanelane #hawaii #akamai

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

@MarkDSzal Tell me about it

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

I don't even recall what I posted - most likely an article from @CNN about our shithole president @realDonaldTrump Zuckerberg makes billions from the Russians and suppresses my legitimate protests against my own government! SAD! #facebookisfascist

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

@MarkDSzal And then you call Szal to fix it

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

@anogawa @tnaks30 Last year for Gonzaga was the Ginza night for @Krans24

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EZ Smith @therealezsmith

9 years ago

Nevermind being one of the greatest sports upsets of all time. The best thing about the UMBC win over Virginia was learning that there's a school whose mascot is a retriever. #MarchMaddness #NCAATournament #MarchMadness2018 #UMBC #doges