God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

Writer, comedian, engineer. instagram.com/IronicallySinc… Joined February 2009

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

4 years ago

Here is definitive proof that there is no God. #NormMacdonald dies but somewhere @chrisdelia just booked a week of shows at an all girls school for troubled teens. #NormMacdonaldRIP

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Rhonda @rluesebrink

5 years ago

When you tweet your problems instead of looking within for solutions or confronting the source of your problem...you might be the problem...

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

He has assumed room temperature. #RushLimbaugh #RushLimbaughIsDeadParty

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

It's a good thing for Aaron Rodgers that postseason success isn't a factor in choosing the #MVP. He has the same number of conference championships as Rex Grossman, Trent Dilfer, Brad Johnson, Neil O'Donnell, Chris Chandler, Jake Delhomme, and Stan Humphries. #overrated

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BOT_15933n/4_rus64_djt16 @ironicallytweet

5 years ago

@ShawnInArizona Aww it's cute, he's playing president. I used to play "house" as a kid be I had the same amount of power and credibility.

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

This is a great idea! I think everyone who knows the election was rigged should never vote again. Then we could finally see things change for the better. Spread the word! #DonaldTrump

Aubrey Huff @aubrey_huff

5 years ago

This is a great idea! I think everyone who knows the election was rigged should never vote again. Then we could finally see things change for the better. Spread the word! #DonaldTrump

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

The only person Newt Gingrich will ever make happy is the guy who digs his grave.

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

If anyone out there is friend or family with these people on Trump's legal team, please, do them a favor and get them to put a stop to this nonsense. It's bad enough the harm it's doing to our country, but now they're actually risking their lives and the lives of countless others

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

Yeah that feels about right. #COVID19 #fridaymorning #viral #2020ArtistWrapped

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

What a joke. If anything the employers should be taxed. They are saving tons of money using remote workers. It actually costs the worker more to work remotely as it is. Deutsche Bank proposes a 5% tax for people still working from home after the pandemic cnb.cx/35mNe7x

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Cara 🇺🇸🦅 @CaraAnn81

5 years ago

Why is @GOP accepting the results of congressional and senate races, but is refuting the results of the presidential race. Weren’t they on the same ballots?

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

#Election2020

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5 years ago

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

If you must use either of these products there is one simple rule to follow: Miracle Whip is for cold sandwiches, mayonnaise is for hot sandwiches. If you're eating either of them with fries then you, my friend, are already lost.

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

Jay Cutler said he's voting for Trump. Makes sense, Cutler has always been an overpaid and underperforming loser who whines like a baby when he doesn't get what he wants.

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

#Election2020

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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God speed (God get ticket) @tiltedhead

5 years ago

When to nominate a judge shouldn't even be an issue. Am the only one amazed/horrified at how many vital govt mechanisms have no guiding structure and are just left to good faith/tradition/unwritten rules? #SCOTUS

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Dr. Joanne Freeman (@jbf1755 on lots o’ platforms) @jbf1755

5 years ago

NYC isn’t in a state of anarchy. But that’s not the point. Outlawing & punishing opposition to the administration and civil protest: that’s the point. Justice Dept. brands NYC an 'anarchist jurisdiction,' targets federal funds nypost.com/2020/09/21/nyc…