bllix, the tinier @tinybllix

Yes, I'm @bllix. No, I'm not a bot. Yes, I'm @loudbllix. No, I'm not schizophrenic. Yes, I'm real. No, I'm not a dude. Yes, I'm taken. No, not with Instagram. twitter.com/bllix Portland, OR. Joined July 2010

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bllix, the tinier @tinybllix

11 years ago

I'm With Hillary, I Guess™

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11 years ago

Go forth and post thine shitstorm on Facebook for thine frenemies to behold.

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11 years ago

You used a comma in your text message to me. I am honored.

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11 years ago

Can't stop won't stop banner ads all up on that shit #ecommerce #digitalmarketing

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11 years ago

Rest in peace tupac and spock, thinking of u

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12 years ago

50 Amazing Things To Shut The Fuck Up About Before You Die

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12 years ago

One does not simply flagellate into IHOP.

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12 years ago

One does not simply ooze into Toyotathon.

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12 years ago

LIFE HACK: condoms

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12 years ago

LIFE HACK: Plan ahead later.

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12 years ago

Baby's First Skidmark

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12 years ago

Glitter needs to chill the fuck out. WE SEE YOU

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Sue Simmons @Real_SueSimmons

13 years ago

In the hospital cuz that niggaz dick was in my lungs

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12 years ago

shout out to all my peeps drinking blood tonight

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12 years ago

Nice try, guys with a brand new guitar

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12 years ago

FREE BEAUTY SECRET: sleep at 375 degrees until dead

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12 years ago

No results found for "taint pomade".

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12 years ago

As a mother and a scientist and an alleged human being, I support mystical purple flames and enchanted sparkle boobs in digital learning.

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12 years ago

Hardly any mystical purple flames and enchanted sparkle boobs in game trailers these days.

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12 years ago

Then somebody with a British accent starts talking on the boring conference call and saves everyone from ritual suicide.

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