tom “boris” o’blivion @tsayvs
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Can’t stop laughing at this. Happy hour margaritas hitting just right two 1 mg klonopin dissolving under the tongue into a sweet green paste and some knucklehead mouth breather has the nerve to ask a question about ongoing mass death. Shrimp and grits cocksucker it’s for lunch.
Can’t stop laughing at this. Happy hour margaritas hitting just right two 1 mg klonopin dissolving under the tongue into a sweet green paste and some knucklehead mouth breather has the nerve to ask a question about ongoing mass death. Shrimp and grits cocksucker it’s for lunch.
There are 1.4 million Palestinians concentrated in camps below the bombs.
There are 1.4 million Palestinians concentrated in camps below the bombs.
Ok, probably going to run out of air time for this so: -this is Mike, he just retired -Mike likes sailing boats in his free time -Mike is here w/ his former coworkers who surprised him with the model boat -they were all just as shocked as us that they could bring in a model boat
Ok, probably going to run out of air time for this so: -this is Mike, he just retired -Mike likes sailing boats in his free time -Mike is here w/ his former coworkers who surprised him with the model boat -they were all just as shocked as us that they could bring in a model boat
If Professor Oak is Ash’s dad doesn’t that mean Gary is like his half nephew or something
been a minute since I’ve watched this one. a classic.
been a minute since I’ve watched this one. a classic.
been hearing that Zendaya is either slaying or sending at the met gala
Mrs. Met Someone Else if he won’t let you be your own person smh
Mrs. Met Someone Else if he won’t let you be your own person smh
What stage of "losing a rap battle" is it when there's infographics explaining the LLCs you own
I'm ashamed by how many times I've watched this
banned from the peloton subreddit for suggesting Kendall is voting for Trump
Great news for Harvard and Yale students
Great news for Harvard and Yale students
about to take my wfh game to levels not seen since 1842
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Certainly taking his time getting dressed while there’s a big sky laser thing happening outside. Superman is quiet quitting
Certainly taking his time getting dressed while there’s a big sky laser thing happening outside. Superman is quiet quitting
so sad that some kids won’t have a commencement ceremony this year. how are you supposed to have a good life if john fetterman doesnt tell you to “keep on truckin” before your dad buys you ricotta pancakes with lemon curd at a place called Salt and Bell
The people at the post office are curious about me now because I get mail addressed to Dazzling Bryan, Murder Bryan and Bryan Podcast
A zipper fly exacerbates "pant tent." Southern Italian tailors put something like a dozen buttons on their fly, but then, as a friend note, you are left fiddling with your fly for a weirdly long time at the urinal
if you’re digging a hole keep digging lmao
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394K Followers 4K Following Host @BadFaithPod, co-host @RisingTheHill. Former National Press Secretary for #BernieSanders2020. Former Senior Politics Editor @theinterceptCan’t stop laughing at this. Happy hour margaritas hitting just right two 1 mg klonopin dissolving under the tongue into a sweet green paste and some knucklehead mouth breather has the nerve to ask a question about ongoing mass death. Shrimp and grits cocksucker it’s for lunch.
REPORTER: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal. Your reaction?" HARRIS: "Shrimp and grits!"
My son learned to roll over. I think he’s done with this play mat.
i can't be the only one who thinks that a kendrick vs drake rap battle right here on X spaces, using only lyrics generated by Grok AI would be lit and also fire. winner take all and the twist is the winner is us, the audience here on X
Ok, probably going to run out of air time for this so: -this is Mike, he just retired -Mike likes sailing boats in his free time -Mike is here w/ his former coworkers who surprised him with the model boat -they were all just as shocked as us that they could bring in a model boat
A true queen of the people
We’ve had these “3D model of ancient humans” bait posts for years now and people still get so mad it’s amazing. This has like 15M views.
Mrs. Met Someone Else if he won’t let you be your own person smh
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Classic rock guys are the most boring guys
What stage of "losing a rap battle" is it when there's infographics explaining the LLCs you own
*Cracks knuckles* Drake appears to own an LLC called “Silence Policy.” He also seems to own at least 20 other shell companies, according to information accessed via Sayari.
Losing my mind about the stuff I got at the P.O. Box today
@ZachReports We have young black kid that can teach Kathy how to build a computer with their eyes closed 😑
Hochul talking about Empire AI in California "We have, you know, young black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word computer is"
I built these special shelves for my shoes and look at how the new owner is using them 😭
Barbarian invasion. Exhibit A: The bookcases I built housing my book collection. Exhibit B: How the new owners chose to use the space. (I can never unsee this.)
about to take my wfh game to levels not seen since 1842
Certainly taking his time getting dressed while there’s a big sky laser thing happening outside. Superman is quiet quitting
FIRST LOOK! David Corenswet In New Suit Unveiled From James Gunn’s ‘Superman’ bit.ly/4dlkEo6
And wow we have the beautiful KRISTY GNOME here she’s great folks isn’t she? The unfair media wants us to think she’s a little bit mean for killing a dog. I said “if you want Kristy we’ll kill 100 dogs to take the pressure off” but she told me no Mr president. What a gal…
Noam's right. Instead, the protestors should pursue one failed media project after another, never gaining traction, living in the pig shaped shadow of famous uncle & mother, bouncing from one nepotism sinecure to the next. This screenshot sums up your life:
@MostCrucified Like clockwork
so sad that some kids won’t have a commencement ceremony this year. how are you supposed to have a good life if john fetterman doesnt tell you to “keep on truckin” before your dad buys you ricotta pancakes with lemon curd at a place called Salt and Bell
The people at the post office are curious about me now because I get mail addressed to Dazzling Bryan, Murder Bryan and Bryan Podcast
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