Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox

Joined September 2011

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Aaren @FrawLeafs

3 years ago

Seeing your boss in public after you called in sick:

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dylan griffing @GriffingDylan

3 years ago

My girlfriend (who doesn’t watch hockey) guesses player names

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

4 years ago

Does doctor patient confidentiality go both ways? Like what if my doctor tells me he killed a guy

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dana back @baddanadanabad

4 years ago

it’s so fucked up that i went into this pandemic 24 (young, spry, hopeful) and now im 26 (old, brittle boned, writing my last will and testament)

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Zach Schiffman @schlife

4 years ago

On top of everything else going wrong in my life the monkey I follow on TikTok just died

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Scarlet Bjornson 🇨🇦 🍁 @scarletbjornson

4 years ago

Kenney May 2nd: I am deeply disturbed by the rodeo in Bowden. Kenney May 26th: YAY ITS RODEO SEASON!

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Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox

4 years ago

I heard on the radio today that YEG is making it legal to drink in public parks and I honestly didn’t even know that it wasn’t.

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sila puhl @c_lapuhl

4 years ago

your 20s are for freaking out

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Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox

4 years ago

This 3rd lockdown has reminded me yet again that my career of choice would be stay at home mom, but without the kids.

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Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox

5 years ago

Why is it so hard to spell shitzu.

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taylor garron @taylorgarron

5 years ago

we as a society have yet to experience WAP in a club context...it may be too powerful...

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𝕁𝕠𝕔𝕖𝕝𝕪𝕟🌿 @jsukup15

5 years ago

Grandma said there was a nice young guy working on the combine out in our shop. I walked in and this guy is pry in his 50s. Today we learned grandma and I have very different opinions of young

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Betches @betchesluvthis

5 years ago

Me texting my friends about how my date is going from the bathroom

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Me texting my friends about how my date is going from the bathroom

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sensory homunculette @myfriendcallie

5 years ago

mike’s hard????? good for him

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Tristan Tymo @ttymoxox

5 years ago

It’s 2020. You close the door of your apartment and rip off your mask, immediately washing your hands. Next you open the fridge and grab the coldest white claw you can find. Life is terrible.