Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

a week ago

Hey @AlaskaAir, sending incorrect confirmation codes blocks customers from checking in online—forcing bad seat assignments and extra bag fees at the airport. Definitely not the experience you want to deliver. Yet another reason I stick with @Delta.

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4 weeks ago

Until @FremontPD makes it easy to report and cite such offenders, we are never solving the problem of assholes parking their cars, wherever the fuck they like !

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

4 weeks ago

Just 8pm at a @ChipotleTweets and they are out of guac, and fajitas 🤷🏽

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

a month ago

Even a @DoorDash subscription isn’t worth it. They underpay dashers, shift costs to us, and blame the city. Between fees & taxes, my order just ballooned 150%. Ridiculous.

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2 months ago

5 bowlers in 7 overs. Pulling them right after a wicket or a tight over. Tactics feel all over the place — poor captaincy, @AidzMarkram. @OfficialProteas might still scrape through thanks to the big total. #AUSvSA

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

2 months ago

Requested @KPMemberService to fill out a medical release after logging into my account on their app. Still got an email asking me to verify my identity within 72 hrs or the case would autoclose. I responded in 24. They closed it anyway-with no appeal path.Classic Kaiser shitshow.

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

2 months ago

Did @sanjaymanjrekar really just say, “This is Shubman’s IPL team, there’s no monetary incentive for them, but they’re still fighting here”? What kind of nonsense is that? Real 💩 takes. Fire this guy, @BCCI ! He adds zero value. #ENGvsIND #ENGvIND

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

5 months ago

Poor captaincy by @hardikpandya7 - a string of bad decisions. Not bowling spinners in the middle, Ashwani bowl at the death when experienced bowlers were under-bowled. Had no business giving you last over to Boult, after a brilliant 18th from @MitchellSantner #MIvCSK #IPL2025

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

6 months ago

Hey @AmericanAir, my friend and I both checked in, but only one of us boarded. You refused to reschedule the ticket, so the person on the plane should get both seats—we paid for them. Why give it to a standby passenger and charge twice for the same seat? 🤔

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Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman

7 months ago

@ElizabethForNV Time to put people in jail for a long time! Make it public, set the example of what happens when you do this kind of terrorism.

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

8 months ago

One of the reasons why I hate flying @AmericanAir ! Their internet charges are crazy, almost equivalent to my monthly home internet bill. @Delta has free WiFi on most planes. #airlines

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

8 months ago

After staying 50 nights in @Marriott in 2024, why does my profile still show as 'Gold'? @MBonvoyAssist

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

9 months ago

Hey @Delta ! Someone tore through my plastic cover on my bag, stole a jacket inside my bag and there is some superficial damage to my bag too. How many months do you all need to settle the claim?

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

9 months ago

I rent a car in London, paid @Alamo for the damage to the car. Multiple followups to get details on the repair estimate from their body shop for me to share with my insurance company has met with total incompetency of the support rep to assist. @enterprisecares

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10 months ago

Quite irresponsible for @FremontPD to send evacuation warnings, only to rescind it minutes later. Can’t y’all do your due diligence before sending out such text blasts and create panic?!

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Funny Molecule 🍻 @tweeetbro

a year ago

Yesterday, @RepublicService accidentally dropped trash, including prescription meds, outside my garage & crushed them with their truck. Despite 4 calls in 24 hours, noone has shown up to clean the mess. Whos accountable if someone gets harmed by these meds? #ResponsibilityMatters

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a year ago

They say @OfficialPSL is the best cricket league in the world, and produces the best Pakistani ‘fast’ bowlers. If so, why are @TheRealPCB seamers bowling at 130 kms/hr in this Test against @BCBtigers ? #PAKvsBAN #Pakistan