Tyler @tyjo

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -Dorothy Parker Denver, CO Joined December 2007

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

Tall, dark, and handsome But you believe that hate crimes Are hoaxes. Boy bye. #haikusforoldflames

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

You gave fur baby new meaning. Girlfriend, you said To your dog, not me. #haikusforoldflames #DatingTips

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

Um, NOPE. Taxation is not theft. Words matter.

Lauren Boebert @laurenboebert

6 years ago

Joe Biden said on his first day in office he will move to repeal President Trump’s tax cuts. We need to LOWER taxes and to SIMPLIFY the tax code... not raise taxes! In the end, taxation is theft.

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

YOU’RE FUCKING FIRED

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RBG meant so much to me. She was an inspiration. She was a pioneer. She fought (and dissented!) for what she believed in, with a pulse on the present, while pushing us towards a more just and virtuous future. Our country will feel this monumental loss. 😔 #rbg #riprbg #notorious

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

FUCK. 😭 #rbg

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

Donald, thank you for resurrecting the ‘nasty’ woman siren call. WE STILL HERE. #nastywoman #BidenHarris2020

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

Holy shit. Imagine a president who CAN READ. 🤯

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

6 years ago

I’ll read my daily briefings.

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

There are no easy answers right now. Oh, except: Less Trump, more Lennu.

A happier day @AHappierDay

7 years ago

The Finnish president and his dog Lennu

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Tyler @tyjo

6 years ago

Enlightening podcast about the history of policing in America. ⁦@NPR⁩ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/ame…

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Tyler @tyjo

7 years ago

@dog_rates @tanjabrandt2 This is exactly what I needed today. Thank you much.

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Tyler @tyjo

7 years ago

We still won't elect a qualified female president, but the architectural world is making slow progress: Pritzker Architecture Prize Goes to Two Women for the First Time nyti.ms/2VMVObD

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Tyler @tyjo

7 years ago

Michelle Williams’ Emmy speech... yes, yes, HELL YES. #Emmy2019

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Tyler @tyjo

7 years ago

Countable on One Hand: The Women Leading Power Five Athletic Departments nyti.ms/2Lv4aih

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Tyler @tyjo

8 years ago

And just like that she lured me back to Team Mad Queen.

Batvan @Batvan82

8 years ago

This. #GameOfThrones x.com/MeetingPlanner…

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The New York Times @nytimes

8 years ago

Breaking News: One of the world's revered architects, I.M. Pei, has died at 102. The glass pyramid at the Louvre was among his many famous designs. nyti.ms/2VIobsp

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The New York Times @nytimes

8 years ago

Stop being so busy, and just do nothing. Trust us.

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Tyler @tyjo

8 years ago

Lily Collins is forever my #metgala MVP. 🙌

Vanessa Friedman @VVFriedman

8 years ago

Lily Collins does Priscilla Presley. Works for me. #Metgala

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Tyler @tyjo

8 years ago

5 years later, we still here. 🙌

Tyler @tyjo

13 years ago

Arya fucking Stark, everyone. #GameOfThrones

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Marianne Williamson @marwilliamson

8 years ago

What we are doing at the border now will go down in history as one of America's darkest chapters. One day this administration will be seen as an unfortunate episode in American history, one that hopefully makes it clearer to all of us why honor, and ethics and morality do matter.