University of Austen Classics (parody) @uaustenclassics
ΜΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ ΑΛΗΘΗΝ: Reinforcing our Global Western Heritage with via the fearless pursuit of truth—but through parody. uausten.scam.edu Austen, TX Joined November 2021-
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New course announcement. Come learn about the historical inaccuracy of using pronouns.
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We used to be a country. A proper country.
New summer course announcement.
Students will no longer read fake translations of these texts. Register for our new summer course today.
As Caesar said when he crossed the Rubicon: "We're back." On this Thanksgiving Day, the Liberal Marxists at Twitter agreed to unlock our account. Thank you to the fearless Free Speech defenders who stuck with us. If you struggle to detect irony, consider our new summer course.
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New course announcement: "The Symposium Almost Got It Right." A challenging pursuit of truth awaits.
Calling all fearless archaeologists. Register today for our summer course on Rome's Blownout Backwalls.
We are thrilled to announce this bold course on free speech and ancient comedy.
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@uaustenclassics As someone who failed to convince several undergraduates that “a modest proposal” was in fact a work of satire and not a serious proposal for cannibalism, I feel your pain
@uaustenclassics I for one will be giving her 5 chilli peppers on her ratemyprofessor page
@EvilMopacATX Our teacher's lounge
@uaustenclassics Start at the beginning!!
@uaustenclassics this has made me inordinately happy
In my official capacity as a former classicist, this is a fantastic joke.
New course announcement. Come learn about the historical inaccuracy of using pronouns.
@uaustinclassics I await their newly inaugurated fraternity, Alpha Sigma Sigma
@uaustinclassics I’m assuming you’ll be having a course in all nude (like in the old days) Greco-Roman wrestling taught by Josh Hawley? Men only, of course.
@RealUofAustin @PlaidBarbarian @uaustinorg @uaustinclassics “For being about to speak words is not at all a sign of understanding” τὸ δὲ λέγειν τοὺς λόγους τοὺς ἀπὸ τῆς ἐπιστήμης οὐδὲν σημεῖον #Aristotle
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@PlaidBarbarian @RealUofAustin @uaustinorg @uaustinclassics I don't think people are getting duped any longer. I think they are celebrating the parody.
Somehow I thought this was a @uaustinclassics update.
We love Greek letters here in UATX Phys & Astro! Also our dept is almost entirely betas
New summer course announcement.
Thought I'd snagged an interview for an assistant professor position at the new University of Austin Classics Dept (@uaustinclassics). But they checked out my Twitter account and canceled it
@uaustinclassics I thought Josh Hawley was also teaching?
Mate I *wish* there were no fucking pronouns in Latin.
New course announcement. Come learn about the historical inaccuracy of using pronouns.
@uaustinclassics I assume @stavvybaby will be teaching this one
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