uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

Knower of things. Dad, Former Documentation/Website Wizard @ fastly. Consumer of caffeine. # include "my account my views_boilerplate.h" internet Joined February 2008

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

a month ago

Yes, that 90min window in middle of the night is when I want to pick it up #uhaul

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

3 months ago

How's your day going?

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

5 months ago

If you know what this is, how’s your back and/or knees doing today?

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🚨 Zeldathon Voyage game submissions are OPEN! 🚨 Got a Zelda run? We want to see it—remote & in-person runs welcome! 📅 Marathon: June 9–14, 2025 🗓️ Submissions close: April 13 📍 Submit here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAI… 🛳️

Zeldathon @Zeldathon

6 months ago

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

7 months ago

This is a joke for a very narrow band of nerd; sleep mask:balaclava::donut hole:donut

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

8 months ago

Ever have one of those “boss, I want to tell you something, but promise it won’t become my problem to deal with/clean up” days?

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

8 months ago

Remember kids: the real statute of limitations on a crime is how many days of roll back the security cameras have.

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

9 months ago

Its “I walked 50ft from door to car, why are my nose hairs frozen” cold

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

9 months ago

Dear every youtube/twitch ad, I dont have "moderate-to-severe plaque psoriasis", please stop trying to sell me it. Every one of your brands is just a visceral trigger word for me now.

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Pirate Software @PirateSoftware

9 months ago

Every time I start a game client there is a chance that my machine BSODs due to having a 14th gen intel CPU. For the first time in my life I am going AMD at the end of this month. Done with this trash. youtube.com/watch?v=OVdmK1…

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

10 months ago

Dear @McDonalds @McDonaldsMobile store 34162, is 6:41am not “morning enough” to get a breakfast sandwich?

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

10 months ago

I wore the wrong socks to work, my night is ruined

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

10 months ago

You know what chess needs? ranged attacks

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

10 months ago

Dear @SquareEnix / @FF_XIV_EN devs: YES i want to use the key on the locked door, that is why I clicked on it. In no shard of any multiverse anywhere or anywhen, has anyone ever clicked NO on that prompt. Remove prompts and just open the damn door.

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

12 months ago

I really wish I could put a “90 day, no political mailers hold” on my address at the post office

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uberfuzzy @uberfuzzy

a year ago

oh look, its DDOS o'clock #FFXIV

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Empress 🏳️‍⚧️🦊 @AnAstralEmpress

a year ago

It’s Fox Den time to all our late night people! Come Skulk on over and enjoy some Let’s Cafe before hopping into some New Horizons later! Come hang out on the link in my page!

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WMGSO @WMGSO

a year ago

Going from making music to making lattes?! Join us on Saturday 9/14 at 7p EDT as we play Let's Café from Hurgle Games, with special guest developer J Artis joining for commentary!