unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

*nervous looking offispaceesque guy* "You know I don't usually ask for much, but I feel like I've done a lot for this company and... I think it's time I get some pussy. I think it's well over due"

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

emailing my prof a picture of quizlet explaing to him that he made a mistake since the answers he provided aren't on here

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

saying "lord thank you for this meal" before eating pussy

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

that fat bald guy who dates doja cat is my personal jesus

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

we all know a cooking youtuber that don't play about sourdough starter

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

I feel like a sociopath for enjoying plain peanutbutter sandwiches. Just smooth pb on toasted whole wheat. I feel like that guy in jail in silence of the lambs.

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

>lonely with frens >lonely alone youtu.be/iU9yMN1MCfY

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

how do i select the no white women option on tinder

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

I don't understand people who smoke weed everday. Once a week is good enough for me. I'm kind of bored of it the day after.

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unalteredRobot @unalteredrobot

2 years ago

smartfoods white cheddar popcorn is good because it tastes like the cleanest babies vomit

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JREG @mc_swm

2 years ago

I love going to the gym!! I love putting on muscle!! I love using that muscle to pick up and put down larger and larger weights!! I love having no practical purpose to use this strength other than picking up larger and larger weights!! Life overflows with meaning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!