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Currently on day 3 of a water fast any suggestions? Want to see if I can make it to 6 days.
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Girls and gays: you are the axis of power online now. These are the only groups that create and control the narrative on the internet anymore. Not fighting it or arguing, simply congratulating you.
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Guy at a bar last night gave me The Device. I asked what it does. He said “Don’t worry about it. It’s good to have The Device on you at all times. It may come in handy.”
You're not a real financial criminal until your IRS agent is taking his shoes off at the door and checking in with grandma
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It is not ok to use gendered job titles anymore. For instance, you shouldnt use the term ‘mailmen’. Instead, try calling them ‘femailmen’.
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