Ding-Dong @unitybelle
Billionaire, gorgeous 18yr old model, natural blonde, 46-23-32. Divide time between my castle in London & own private Caribbean Island. Pathological liar Westchester County, New York Joined October 2008-
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What event in history would you like to go back in time to witness? #rihlive
Prince Harry’s book is so popular, they made a version for kids! #ThePrinceAndThePenis
Please be Father Ted. Please be Father Ted.
Moving Harry away from the toxic Royal PR team to Me was the best decision I made for him. Look! He’s trending. Never been more popular. 👏🏻 Yay Me! #HarryHasGoneMad #HaroldsbrokenPearls #HaroldtheCoward
Men appear to be too emotional and high strung to be in politics. 😂🤣😂🤣
A reenactment of Prince William & Prince Harry’s fistfight! 👑🥊
People who received an Omicron booster were more than 18 times less likely to die from Covid and 3 times less likely to be infected compared to unvaccinated people, according to the latest CDC data.
I was really impressed to see a woman playing a grand piano through the window of the posh new hair salon I passed this morning but it turned out to be the receptionist behind a big swish desk and I really need to get my eyes tested
@rjmyers The confrontation escalated, until William “grabbed me by the collar, ripping my lace bodice, dislodging my diamante hair clip and sending my luxuriant auburn locks tumbling about my face". Who's the f**cking ghost writer? - Barbara Cartland? #ShutUpHarry
To my certain knowledge, this is @AdrianEdmondson cuddling King Charles.
To my certain knowledge, this is @AdrianEdmondson cuddling King Charles.
Bill: Stop moaning, it's your pride, that's all. It's been nagging away ever since you found out I was an OBE. Tony: OBE? Bill: Yeah, Order of the British Empire. Tony: Bill, you were ordered OUT of the British empire! #NewYearsHonours
Oooooh fuck.
#MorecambeAndWiseAdventCalendar 🎄Christmas Day 2022 One of THE comedy sketches of all time… ✅Two very funny men ✅One very talented guest ✅Fine musicians ✅Perfect timing ✅All the right notes, but not necessarily in the right order ✅Orchestrated chaos…
It’s Christmas then
It’s Christmas then
Ugly, old, poor men. Wishful thinking from the writers.
Ugly, old, poor men. Wishful thinking from the writers.
He soon will be

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