Peabody McSquints @up_failing
He/Him. James 5:1-6. Twice a day I think about how wild it is that squids have beaks. Joined December 2019-
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Lol, Musk is gonna have a black eye in the morning
Someone in my building got 3 Sunkists doordashed
A lot of you don't have an old friend who emails you too often about their local weather and the types of beans they've been getting into and it shows.
Elon Musk, known opener of PDF
Was trying to decide who to vote for and I got a sign
@piv4law Rationalism is almost always post-hoc for beliefs you hold more innately, or as a tool to extract resources/power from others. For example, regarding DEI hiring, I like to pull the "all hiring should be based on merit" card because I was a good enough programmer to pass…
[Probably got brain damage from covid] moo deng and the rizzler have GOT to link up
every “traditional” social norm was invented by advertisers in 1957 and every “newfangled social phenomenon” has been around for 3000 years
Twitter: the site where you can log on and say the dumbest shit possible
Twitter: the site where you can log on and say the dumbest shit possible
So many of the Democratic Party's problems stem from the fact that its base voters think politicians are their cool friends and not vectors through which you do or do not achieve your goals. The ideas matter. The movements matter. The politicians are disposable.
The silence of Dan Quayle during the most consequential election in our lifetime is indefensible.
Roger Stone is Benjamin Buttoning
I don't vote shame anyone. That said, I understand the "I just can't vote for genocide" position. I do not understand the "not voting will move the Democratic Party left" argument.
I don't vote shame anyone. That said, I understand the "I just can't vote for genocide" position. I do not understand the "not voting will move the Democratic Party left" argument.
I am hardly a Harris defender for all the obvious reasons but "she's dumb" bugs me because it's so obviously gendered and racialized. Trump is the most insulated and incurious man to ever visit the white house, much less occupy it. To believe otherwise is a sign of mental defect.

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