James Warmington @warmington305
Miami's Comedian's Comedian, copywriter and human. Miami, FL Joined April 2020-
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I don’t even want a girlfriend anymore, that shit’s so gay.
I knew I was in love but admitting that was something I thought I was above.
I can’t just let a girl like me without acting like it’s an issue and rejecting her compliments.
I used to think I had a way with women but it was always the women who had their way with me.
Got a standup comedy show at my dream venue and nobody’s buying tickets.
I got my heart broken once and still never even try to make anybody else my girl after.
I’m just tired of being nice to everybody. Fuck you!
Had to stop talking to shorty after she said anybody that doesn’t play video games is lame.
All this shit I do to keep it real has me real broke.
Don’t even ask— my “love language” is obviously oral sex.
Pull up to rácket for the best comedy show in the MIA this Thursday!
You can’t really enjoy international women’s month the same as we can with all the international women that reside in the MIA!
The “Don’t Tell” Comedy Show people must use that name because they don’t want to say you’re paying to watch comedy at a barbershop.
You just know all these females that talk about their PH balance all the time got the worst pussy.
I host the @comedymia305 racket and @VibeWithDJH2 sets the vibe every Thursday night! #comedyMIA
Masturbating is for children. Man, you should’ve been mastered that bait and fucking bitches by now!
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@SaycheeseDGTL Me looking at my parley
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When I feel my own titties bouncing when I'm running around it does turn me on. Anyways, how's your Sunday going
Social media is for jokes, im not here to learn nor teach...remember that b4 you @ me
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@DailyLoud Joe Biden when he sees this
Donald Trump just walked into a Chick-fil-A in Atlanta and ordered 30 milkshakes for customers.
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Boiii one thang I can say about my body is that it’s been through A LOT shot, sliced, stabbed, poisoned, dislocating of shoulders, K.O, 4 accidents, one moped ejection sheesh god love me to still be alive amen 🙏🏿 #amen
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not moving but I am gonna go rot in Seattle for a bit
thank you @stacycay and Spend The Night for having me last month, this is the most glamorous I've ever looked while telling jokes 💅🏾💅🏾💅🏾
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