-
Tweets110
-
Followers133
-
Following145
-
Likes1K
proud of this lil joy of a show 🥲 it’s all sold out but there’ll be a couple night-of standby tix to snag. see u hot rods there.
Get your tickets now for “Joy Ride” a solo musical parody about the Brandt family minivan by writer/performer Meredith Brandt (@whatthemerb) Saturday, March 26, 2022, 9pm, Part of NewWorkSeries.com at #EmergingArtistsTheatre - Tickets: brownpapertickets.com/event/5387716 #NYC #theatre
thankful for group chats. where my shared daily wordle results are judged by 5 people (the still active members of hs friend group) instead of 28 people (the still active twitter followers).
Back at it again tonight with seven 🔥 acts! Snag your seat at: eventbrite.com/e/new-york-sev…
Ok but are u sure this isn’t to promote the Clifford movie
oh just promoting this lil show i'm hosting with this cute lil poster full of these lil smiling faces happening this wednesday eve in this lil city with tix at this lil link eventbrite.com/e/new-york-7-a…
way to bury the FREAKING lead, wayfair
stop texting me “u up” start texting me sexual seal 🦭
If you're reading this it's not too late. Get vaccinated at the Center City Vaccination Center (FEMA Clinic) today, Satuday, or Sunday w/o an appointment! Walk-up appts are available 8:00 am - 4:00pm. Don't forget your ID! The Pfizer vaccine will be administered. #VaxUpPhilly
It's our first show of the 2021 season with BRAND NEW SKETCHES from some BRAND NEW AND NOT-BRAND-NEW SCOOT SCOOTERS! Coming your way this week! youtube.com/user/ThePitNYC facebook.com/thepitnyc/live twitch.tv/thepitnyc
me being hangry + feeling some type of way rewatching harry styles’ grammys performance =
oh hi march, nice to meet u, i’m spiraling
think we should we tell her about the year of masks ahead mmm
think we should we tell her about the year of masks ahead mmm
How is YOUR election week manic-ness manifesting itself? For me it's......like this. (May the Eileens turn up... and may we stay as sane as possible... haaaaa...)
At least being in a pandemic prevents people from staging massive singing-and-dancing flash mob proposals. THERE’S something to be grateful for.
Emily Sharp @EmilySharp17541
68 Followers 205 FollowingNeda Nikbakht @nikba2023
2 Followers 41 FollowingAdam shapiro @AShap_23
2 Followers 120 FollowingBlue Tyler Bookhard @Iambluetyler
402 Followers 405 Following Creators @Snapchat | @Penn alum | Curator @TreblebotAriana Martino @Arirosem
8 Followers 41 FollowingEmerging Artists Thea.. @EATheatreNYC
1K Followers 2K Following EAT is celebrating its 30th Anniversary with three Off-Broadway premieres this fall at the 28th Street Theater (TADA) in Manhattan.Pallavi @p4llavi
461 Followers 508 Following writer, teaching @oberlincollege. work in @southern_review, @swamp_pink, @IowaReview, @JoylandMagazinemeredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.ben 🍉 @blernerdidthat
721 Followers 340 Following anti-zionist anti-war anti-racist // pro-jewish pro-queer pro-ceasefire 💋💋💋JK @jillytarakara
105 Followers 369 Following Kill Jill vol. 1, Good Jill Hunting, Slumdog Jillionaire, Three Jillboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri etc. etc.Joelle @JoelleGross7
42 Followers 214 FollowingEm True @emilyfalse
85 Followers 390 Following she/her. future bb lawyer. strong oldest child energySara Sachs @sarasachs
50 Followers 347 FollowingDavid @realparadyne
330 Followers 683 Following Gadget loving blues dancing software tinkerer. Started with 6502, then 68000, then C, C++, C#, but my current favourite is #fsharpHB @hillcrestboy
312 Followers 4K FollowingJordan @JordanRodnizki
313 Followers 323 Following Florida born and raised, Philly educated, I have no idea if I miss Publix or Wawa more.Hannah Hunter @hannhunt
10 Followers 37 Following서아 @seoaparka
198 Followers 334 Following writer and performer, maybe something else one day she/theyNyota Charlotte @CharlotteNyota
5 Followers 219 Following i believe in one God and i love Jesus . i always like to dance and sing . i like math and french. my future job i want to be a nurse and artist.William Snow @William__Snow
194 Followers 283 Following Penn ‘19. Trying to make the world a better place.Olivia Bridges @boliviaridges
164 Followers 470 FollowingBenjamin Behrend @phillybearhands
42 Followers 127 Following Writer, Actor, Fundraiser, 215 look alive! Also, I share a birthday with Selena Gomez and Alexander the Great.Michaela @mikaleyeah
87 Followers 1K Following call me kale! @nyulaw & @swarthmore grad | lawyer | philly enthusiastJulia Robinson @_juliarob
46 Followers 98 FollowingAshna @YakoobAshna
66 Followers 137 Followingalex kaplan @_alexkaplan_
539 Followers 658 Followingmaggie lalley @magslals
7K Followers 4K Following Comedian! @magslals on TikTok & Insta 🩸🩸Sketch, Music, Stand up 🩸💕🍑 Sex Witch The Musical @edfringe show! Click👇 shows and more!Rebecca Brown @reb_bro
435 Followers 965 FollowingJodi @Jodielfel
17 Followers 122 Followingbec @beccalambright
12 Followers 312 FollowingOlivia @OliviaRoute
84 Followers 880 Following (she/her) retweets and follows are not endorsements, etc etcallie @alliereuben
244 Followers 277 Followingfiona applebum @mustafasux
654 Followers 632 Following I tweet THE dumbest shit @mustafayasinfitness on igWildxyz @wildxyz
19K Followers 58 Following Artist residency & collector community building the home for experiential art. Join us! ✨ https://t.co/NTJhYvtctdSoho @sohoxyz
5K Followers 3 Following The mobile platform for digital creators and collectors. Acquired by Sound.Lippincott @lippincottbrand
6K Followers 1K Following We create, grow and transform brands to shape businesses, disrupt industries and define generations.Emerging Artists Thea.. @EATheatreNYC
1K Followers 2K Following EAT is celebrating its 30th Anniversary with three Off-Broadway premieres this fall at the 28th Street Theater (TADA) in Manhattan.meredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.ben 🍉 @blernerdidthat
721 Followers 340 Following anti-zionist anti-war anti-racist // pro-jewish pro-queer pro-ceasefire 💋💋💋amber ruffin @ambermruffin
242K Followers 1K Following Comedian, Writer, and Host of The #AmberRuffinShow on @Peacock!Maggie Kiley @Kileygal
2K Followers 1K Following One Green Eye One Brown Eyed Film and Television director.#keepbreathing #drdeath @dirtyjohnusa @cwkatykeene @ahsfxJK @jillytarakara
105 Followers 369 Following Kill Jill vol. 1, Good Jill Hunting, Slumdog Jillionaire, Three Jillboards Outside of Ebbing, Missouri etc. etc.Charlie (Let's Keep I.. @CharlieSosnick
3K Followers 2K Following Best Friend To Many / Mr. DoItAll / Mr. Everything / Determined / Up For The Challenge / Calm / Wise / Intellectual / SpiritualSerena Bian @serenabian1
2K Followers 2K FollowingJoelle @JoelleGross7
42 Followers 214 FollowingSara Sachs @sarasachs
50 Followers 347 FollowingJordan @JordanRodnizki
313 Followers 323 Following Florida born and raised, Philly educated, I have no idea if I miss Publix or Wawa more.서아 @seoaparka
198 Followers 334 Following writer and performer, maybe something else one day she/theyWilliam Snow @William__Snow
194 Followers 283 Following Penn ‘19. Trying to make the world a better place.Haley Weiss @haleysweiss
2K Followers 1K Following health/science journalist formerly @time @theatlantic. 4th gen Philadelphian. If you’re thinking about emailing, do it. [email protected]Olivia Bridges @boliviaridges
164 Followers 470 FollowingBenjamin Behrend @phillybearhands
42 Followers 127 Following Writer, Actor, Fundraiser, 215 look alive! Also, I share a birthday with Selena Gomez and Alexander the Great.Dylan Adler @DylanAdler6
40K Followers 2K Following If Yzma was Asian. Writer on @latelateshow @Dylanadler_ on insta He/HimMichaela @mikaleyeah
87 Followers 1K Following call me kale! @nyulaw & @swarthmore grad | lawyer | philly enthusiastBlue Tyler Bookhard @Iambluetyler
402 Followers 405 Following Creators @Snapchat | @Penn alum | Curator @TreblebotJulia Robinson @_juliarob
46 Followers 98 FollowingMegha Agarwal @meghaagarwalll
401 Followers 332 Followingalex kaplan @_alexkaplan_
539 Followers 658 FollowingAshna @YakoobAshna
66 Followers 137 FollowingRebecca Brown @reb_bro
435 Followers 965 Followingallie @alliereuben
244 Followers 277 FollowingOlivia @OliviaRoute
84 Followers 880 Following (she/her) retweets and follows are not endorsements, etc etcJess Marfisi @jessdrawz
26K Followers 620 Following *** @ jessdrawz on the other platforms!! *** •• designer, cartoonist, illustrator •• tired •• she/they • • [email protected]fiona applebum @mustafasux
654 Followers 632 Following I tweet THE dumbest shit @mustafayasinfitness on igShree Bose @shreebose
1K Followers 307 Following MD/PhD in Training @DukeMSTP 🔬 | @Harvard Class of 2016 🎓| @StartwithPiper Co-Founder 🎮 || still on the hunt for the true powerhouse of the cellMeg Stalter @megstalter
177K Followers 2K Following My name is Meg Stalter I’m 5’7 I’m living in LA and a fun fact about me is something bad happened to my cousin https://t.co/7VYjghT2TaScoot Scoot Comedy @ScootComedy
5 Followers 4 Following The latest and greatest Super Sketch Tuesday house team on the scene! https://t.co/Tf0mCDEAn5 NEXT SHOW: 3/10 @ 7:30 The PIT 123 E 24th St, New York, NYSEXYAMA (Sexy Ask Me .. @soulkorea
634 Followers 751 Following My crème de la crème please take me home • Contributed to @theonionMoustache Mania 🔥 #NextLevel
directed an all-female sketch comedy troupe in college
What's your most valuable skill that would be insane to put on a resume but makes you better at your job?
#comedy LA @jackiekashian & friends 10 yr. anniversary of 2012 apocalypse wrong! NY @jacquelinenovak ha la la ambush full listings for shows and mics at thecomedybureau.com
When my phone stays on 1% for 10 min that’s the Hanukkah candle burning for 8 days
recently discovered you can push text scammers to their breaking point simply by playing along with the scam
Joel Embiid dancing the Hora is the only thing I want to see on social media this week.
if you manage women, today is not normal, so don’t act like it is!
Hearing Brittany talk to some of the most famous and powerful ppl in Hollywood while we’re folding laundry or washing dishes will never not send me
Opening for @charli_xcx in Chicago !! We’re on at 7, lines were crazy in NY so get there early if you don’t wanna miss us 💞
i'm a writer the way a potato is a battery
The New Yorker will interrupt a 6000 word expose on genocide with a cartoon about a husband who doesn’t do the dishes
I will be interviewing 100 LGBTQ elders over the next two years for a project I am calling “OLD & QUEER.” I believe it’s vital to collect stories from our elders while they’re still alive, and I’m excited to share the first one here: Pat and Paulette, both 70, in Harlem, NYC 🧵
This is also true tonight