Will Nett @will_nett
Not the guy from Arrested Development. harvey-duckman-is-alive.ghost.io/will-hogweed/ 54.5753° N, 1.2342° W Joined October 2013-
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Sitting in a 92 degrees sauna in the Estonian forest while someone from British Gas harangues me via phone into getting a smart meter installed back home. What a world, eh?
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Does your Dad know the Estonian government are using his erectile dysfunction x-ray results on road signs?
Are we expected to be shocked by Sarah Ferguson's avarice? Consider how easily manipulated- read 'dumb'- her ex-husband is, who she's used as nothing more than a vaguely sentient ATM for over 40 years.
Next Summer's gonna be absolutely wild in the UK; immigration row ramped up to new levels- they're just warming up now; Russell Brand and Andrew Tate on trial in London; a possible change of PM and England evaporating in the wackiest World Cup of all-time. Absolute end times.
Tea: Odessa-style; salmon mousse on rye bread, deruny keelega, Tommu hiid/horilka. 🇺🇦 🍽️
If you're admin/running a 'local incidents/breaking news' Facebook page you are nothing more than an attention-seeking gobshite and trouble causer desperate for engagement.
If you trawled the entirety of mankind in search of two self-inflated A-grade arseholes in the same room you would not do better than Matthew McConaughey guesting on Joe Rogan's podcast.
Fuck me; I've read shorter works by Tolstoy than Tom Skinner's latest tweet. Have a day off, mate.
The 'ol Cheka building in Riga, there; few secrets in there, lads, eh!? 🕵️🇱🇻
People often ask me what it's like being a writer; I forgot to take a fork today so had to eat my dinner off a Tesco club card. Hopefully that's a useful insight for the curious.
I've cancelled my entire weekend schedule to continuously watch that clip of Daubney saluting Trump's motorcade; the 'saluting as they go past' comment is just extraordinary.
Choose your fighter...
Watching The Firm (1989) on BBCFour so googling locations. The former Prince of Wales on Wellington Row where Bexy buys it; just down the street from The Birdcage where I once saw one of my celeb crushes and didn't dare approach her. Follow me for more useless London trivia.
OTD last year I found myself embroiled in a Croatian wedding; a great bunch of lads and lasses. 🇭🇷
Haven't seen this many damp choppers since your Mam's hen do. #Trump
Lads; I've found @AndieDelicacy sock account.
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