William Shakespeare @willshake
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"A plague on both your houses!" Oof, my bad. Sorry guys. — William Shakespeare
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Sound trumpets! Let our bloody colours wave! And either victory, or else a grave. #puppybowl
A horse, a horse. (I ask for this every year.) #MyWishIn2013
What storm through yonder window breaks? It is the #Sandy, and we are all screwed.
The Windows of our discontent. #Windows8
The Iambic Pentathlon #RejectedOlympicEvents
#WhileTwitterWasDown I worked on 2 tragedies, 3 comedies, a load of sonnets and your mother.
Thus, with a kiss, I die. Unless you're up for second base? #MyLastWordsBeforeIDie
Doubt thou the stars are fire; Doubt that the sun doth move; Doubt truth to be a liar; But never doubt the Higgs boson.
O true apothecary, thy drugs are quick. And still covered! #SCOTUS Health Care Ruling
Eleventh Night #LessAmbitiousNovels
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@Wwm_Shakespeare @tinyshakespeare @willshake Happy birthday Shakespeare! What’s your favourite line? huff.to/I4HHUn #shakespearequotes
Too far, Marlowe. Unfollowing! RT @ChristopherMarlowe: WillShake is a little biotch copycat.
#SomethingSheLike Subject-verb agreement.
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#ThingsPeopleHaveToStopDoing Throwing their corsets at me. I'm spoken for, ladies.
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"Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt the sun doth move, Doubt truth to be a liar but Never doubt thy love." I OWN Valentine's Day.
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