he look like shrek @witchgate
when u try for pithy and end up talking about your own butthole for thirty minutes Joined January 2017-
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Tried to airdrop this pic of “big chungus” to my girlfriend while waiting in a cafe and accidentally sent it to the iPad they use as a register and it fucked up a whole transaction and stressed out multiple employees and I am typing this tweet to avoid having to make eye contact
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SO WOKE I HAVE INSOMNIA.
@witchgate YOU SEE.... IT WAS AN ILLUSION THE WHOLE TIME... PAUL RYAN IS BEHIND YOU WITH A KUNAI TO YOUR THROAT... HEHN
white men out there write thinkpieces on how w/e we're doing plays into bannon's hands like they're revealing their s-rank genjutsu
man don't subtweet my parents like this x.com/daveanthony/st…
If I berate a bunch of actual cucks on okcupid do u think we could march on Washington to reclaim the word or r they getting off on this too
@witchgate anyway in conclusion go fuck yourself
@witchgate that says to me that you probably aren't far off from wishing that violence on them.
@witchgate if you use the deaths of human beings, often described in graphic detail, to try and silence those you disagree with,
@witchgate they don't care about them there and they don't care about us here, as evidenced by their support of politicians who want us dead
@witchgate there's not even an attempt to veil the fact that they don't give a shit about the people they invoke. It's transparent, utterly.
@witchgate we have. And stop asking for more, and stop asking for justice, and stop taking up space. It COULD be worse!
@witchgate surely if we knew what was actually good for us we would agree and stop advocating for Those People, and be grateful for what
@witchgate American fear + bigotry to threaten us without actually threatening us. After all, it's not them! They're condemning it!
@witchgate when people invoke homophobic or misogynistic violence to shut us down it's a bald-faced statement of contempt that utilizes
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