mike @wittlessmike
alive and well Duuuuuval Joined December 2013-
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Taking off work for your birthday.
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A woman rear ended my wife, and my wife was pushed into the car in front of her which was also driven by a woman. I get there and no one has exchanged insurance, everyone disassociated. Cops get here and it's 2 female cops
Wowwwww
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Watching the intern fire off Instagram likes and Hinge swipes at 9 AM instead of doing his assigned tasks for the day, then asking if we are going to have beers for lunch. He’s going to do just fine here
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well duh
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one of the best character actors ever.
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Ozzy Osbourne had 2 bottles of vodka and then sang for 3 hours every other night for three decades.
Big ass shot gun
Big ass shot gun
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The Penguin is working at LAX 😂🤣
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FINAL COUNTDOWN INTROS ARE BACK IN DETROIT
FINAL COUNTDOWN INTROS ARE BACK IN DETROIT https://t.co/byLsp4RgTP
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THERE IT IS!!! OVECHKIN HAS TIED GRETZKY FOR MOST GOALS IN NHL HISTORY!!!
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Rob Pelinka after trading Anthony Davis for Luka Doncic
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50 years old.
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MOTORCADE 🏁 CADE CUNNINGHAM IS OFFICIALLY AN ALL-STAR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HIS CAREER ⭐
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don't look now
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