Whitney Light @wlight
im the person your mother warned you about. Nacogdoches, TX Joined February 2009-
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Excited about my vacation next week, this one won't be cancelled due to a trip to rehab.
My hair is falling out at an alarming rate.
God dammit I'm trying to watch two and a half men, instead I have to watch this dick head.
Headed to Dallardsville, stretched out in the backseat of this 15 passenger van. #naptime
If you are unconsciously living your life as someone's puppet, Wake the fuck up, & free yourself from their sodomistic clutches.
Changed my shoes 4 times before I left home this morning, now I'm at work looking down at my shoes regretting my decision.
I like shots, just not at the doctors office.
I totally get what they told me would eventually happen, it's tough. So now what?
Sometimes the only thing you can do is move away.
Chris: "put em under your armpit." Me: "mmm nope not yet, maybe in 10 years."
Kemp Texas, you officially win the creepy chainsaw massacre vibe award. You bunch of creepy fuckers!
How dare you judge me for not believing in your so called "belief system" you hide behind. I should spit on you, but I won't.
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