Grouchy Old Man @woody0315
Private thoughts with @jeneen715 and @_alessia_grace and whoever else cares Joined February 2011-
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School officials everywhere take note: THIS is how you defend the safety and dignity of LGBTQIA+ students in your district. The powerful remarks were delivered by Jackie Goldberg, a LA school board president, in response to anti-LGBTQIA+ protests in her community.
If you talk on the phone while on the treadmill next to strangers in a public gym, you are an asshole
Watching people parallel park from my office window never gets unfunny
I’m 100% confident I can help someone who wants to be helped, everyone else is 50/50 at best
Hot take… there is no correlation between worrying about the worst happening and it actually happening
It’s not being dismissive of your parenting skills to admit that your lucky to have good kids
In my own lane, stopped at a traffic light, and I’m honked at by the impatient person who can’t sneak past me to get into turning lane. And this is why I prefer to not leave the house
People who are better at arguing are not smarter than you
BREAKING: The 81-year-old Kentucky Senator, Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized after tripping and falling at a dinner at the Waldorf Astoria. Currently his condition is unknown. I just want to address this... I see a lot of people attacking him, almost cheering his injury…
The thing I hate about “gaslighting” being the word of the year is that now gaslighters are using that to defend themselves when they’re accused of gaslighting
My followers got you
Baited someone into giving me the finger today and then smiled and waved. He deserved to sit in that the rest of the day.
As an overweight guy, I find it offensive that the men in these dad bod t shirt ads are in such good shape
Jalen Hurts is not afraid to lose. And that is the ultimate confidence
I have this really cool skill where I put the toilet paper on the toilet paper roll thingy
Scott’s Tots. The only episode I can’t watch. Makes me so uncomfortable.
Me watching end of 8 mile with son feels like a randomly satisfying dad moment
I’m 47 his week and the most relatable person in my life is still Kevin Arnold
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I need LIME @jeneen715
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Bex @BexMix_41
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Tabitha @tabxbee
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Matt Gelb @MattGelb
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Kate ⚾️ @here4baseball_
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B @ParmaJawnCheese
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Molly Rose @Molly_RoseCLE
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PhillyIrishman @TGinPhilly
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New Heights @newheightshow
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Faye Williams @Fayelacio
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Gina Mizell @ginamizell
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One year ago today I was hearing those awful words for the third time in my life “you have cancer”. I see that sunshine today outside reflective of the joy I feel in everything that I’ve managed to overcome. If you’re out there battling, hang tough. You’ve got this too! ❤️
I’m so excited to share some personal news… I will be starting a new position as the Manager of Social Media Strategy and Content at the @CFL! I can’t wait to get started and join an incredible team 🙏
the bad man can’t hurt us anymore
Former Eagles running back Boston Scott reached agreement on a one-year deal with the Los Angeles Rams, per sources. Rams backfield now boasts Kyren Williams, Blake Corum and Scott, amongst others.
Bit into a corn on the cob and was almost blinded by a spray of molten hot liquid that squirted from it straight into my eye and sprayed my face with tiny flecks of sweetcorn like a cum shot in a weird vegan porno
I'm just sending out a daily reminder to people who are unaware that asking a person in a waiting room why they are on a cane, out of nowhere…..is not ok & quite annoying. It's never “hi how are you?” it's always “what did you do to yourself?” ….Thanks! 😊
.@JimIrsay If this is something this organization would trust me with the honor of doing i’d be SO down for this 👀
@JimIrsay can the Colts get @GioThePodcaster to announce a pick for the Colts this year. Kid is amazing and has overcome some of the biggest obstacles in life at the age of 16. Give this kid a shot
driving behind a fucking idiot is one of the worst forms of torture in modern day society
HAPPY DRAFT DAY NFL FANS!!!! i can’t wait to cover it all for you guys live here in Detroit go birds and go colts!!! tonight is gonna be fun!! #NFLDraft
I can’t wait to see Caleb Williams’ nail color tonight. I can’t wait even more for the dumb men who cry about Caleb Williams’ nail color to have a meltdown over it.
My only MOCK DRAFT is in: I’ve got the NUMBER 1 sleeper in the @NFL draft. A fast twitch dreamer that sleeps exclusively in short bursts. Initially deemed high maintenance since she needs a full belly and clean pants to hit a full REM. Big “sleeping through the night” potential.
Apparently today is not Friday so that’s disappointing
i talk on the phone all day long for work, it is the last thing i want to do any other time of the day
For people who don’t like talking on the phone and would rather text… why?
If your idea of perfection is someone so socially awkward she once hid under a table to avoid talking to the man she had a crush on then I might just be the woman of your dreams (you’ll never know that though because I’ll be under a table)
your favorite team could move up, move down, or stay put in the draft. per source.
someone tell the weirdos from my high school that i can see every time they view my profile.
Apparently I’m odd because I don’t listen to music when I’m walking (proper walks in the park not in town and stuff) but I get a lot of my enjoyment and feel so much more calm listening to the peace the sounds of nature around me.
Did not expect to find visiting this hospital so emotional. I suppose it’s because last time I was here my husband was alive and we were excited to be meeting our son
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
what a lovely win! made sitting in the cold worth it #RingTheBell
i love how tmac had to say "we might as well just let this play out and not say a word" when the crowd was cheering for wheels bc he knew ben davis would start yapping 😭
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