opening up a cold one with the me @writocified
oh sorry I'm watching mob psycho 100 rn and its fucking me up | big joke understander instagram.com/trillium.be WV Joined August 2009-
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booking a plane ticket simply to bite my best friends neck
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Imagine reporting a strange smell in Pittsburgh
*me, at the yard sale* ya mind if I take a look at the battery port? *unholstered mini screwdriver; tips up hat, while wiping brow*
like a well seasoned pan, good forbid i have to wash my backstage popcorn hand
the best slice of life anime will always do its best to capture the simple beauty of a telephone pole and her wires
Monkeys are so scary l they're like bugs to me
If I started posting my current youtube comments it would almost be like I was twitter posting ten years ago
one of my favorite things about having a best friend is I could say some dumb shit like, my rage tonight is fueled by my father (true for everyone), and she would have 3-4 anecdotes about why that was true for both of us
i love a dream where I'm at a party and I go down a ladder
one of the most important things you can do as a family is eat a rotisserie chicken with your bare hands and talk about your day
it's raining real hard and the bus driver is cackling and saying good luck to anyone who wants to get off
i do like myself, despite the horrors
My favorite part of art class was learning about the ribbon theory of disease.
A good person movie is fucked up bc imagine going to aa and your mom is there, and everything is healed. that movie is designed to destroy you
a yawn can be a stress response
the best part of a relationship is when you can make someone do whatever you want (watch a youtube video) bc they want to have sex with you
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