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In case you were wondering how many red Starbursts in your pocket it takes to fuck up an entire load of laundry, the answer is one
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A black cat dressed as a vampire, dignified and cool
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Oh how different my life might have been
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Torn between buying a lovely stone coloured trenchcoat for work and not wanting to be called Inspector Gadget when I pitch up for my new job
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Isaac Hayes sitting in his Stax Records office looking like an absolute boss. 1971.
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Don’t miss the back to school event at the… local funeral director’s?
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Bloody hell it looks like a Magritte
Bloody hell it looks like a Magritte
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TBH, it’s barely noticeable and I’m assuming they don’t want to see out of that window anyway?
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Monday
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I took Tylenol while austistic now my son is pregnant
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crocheted a silly goose
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The knee pads are k!ll!n’ me‼️🤣🤣🤣
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“Go and ride your horse. That’ll cheer you up, you love riding your horse.”
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The oldest wooden escalator is located in Belgium, built in 1933.
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Trump has now been permanently disqualified from future Nobel Awards. Let the ranting begin. 🤣
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Chill everyone, he’s releasing them alphabetically. The Einstein files are next.
Chill everyone, he’s releasing them alphabetically. The Einstein files are next.
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Happy Birthday Bryan Ferry, who is 80 today. He becomes the second oldest Ferry currently operating, behind the MV Liemba on Tanzania’s Lake Tanganyika.
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It will soon be easier to buy tripe without the malarkey of proving your age, address or meat-eating preferences. #TripeCard
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