An-Xani-ety @x_factor

she/her North of DTF, MD Joined April 2008

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erin chack @ErinChack

a year ago

no i don’t want to jump on a call i want to jump off a building

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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar

a year ago

Hillary Clinton moments after Trump was convicted: “Anything going on today?”

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

Has one syllable ever carried so much emotion?

Baltimore Banner Sports @AllBannerSports

2 years ago

Has one syllable ever carried so much emotion?

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

Sorry I’m late boss I had to take 500 pictures and videos of my adorable senior dog snoozing in perfect morning sunshine

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What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

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Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico

2 years ago

I realize this guy sucks and we shouldn't lionize people even if they are funny but you have to admit this is unfortunately the sickest fucking photo a person can have taken of them

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Sophie Vershbow @svershbow

2 years ago

If you are not offering at least 30% off during our sacred sale week, kindly get the fuck out of my inbox.

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cinnamon bun @notsofiacoppola

2 years ago

I know this is sweet and innocent but I can’t stop laughing at the idea of a muppet going to war.

Rosita @Rositasesame

2 years ago

I know this is sweet and innocent but I can’t stop laughing at the idea of a muppet going to war.

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

Buried the lede! “I’ve had two ladies order six dozen [oysters] each,” she says. “That’s not even the cherry on top — they were drinking white Russians.” 🤯

Stan Chera memorial fund @youwouldntpost

2 years ago

Buried the lede! “I’ve had two ladies order six dozen [oysters] each,” she says. “That’s not even the cherry on top — they were drinking white Russians.” 🤯

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donni saphire @donni

6 years ago

Things will be fine, eventually, in thousands of years, for rocks

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

I’m 3000 miles from MD at a hotel bar in park city, UT. Start talking to strangers sitting next to us and she went to my high school?!?! @hcpss_hahs #goldenbearseverywhere #smallworld #hocorepresent

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are_are @raiden_raidin

2 years ago

Receiving word about burning man from random twitter users like I'm listening to the war of the worlds broadcast in 1938

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National Harm Reduction Coalition @HarmReduction

2 years ago

🧵We applaud @samhsagov as the 1st federal agency to release a “Harm Reduction Framework” w/ requests for feedback, & call on SAMHSA to make necessary changes to save lives. Read our full comments: bit.ly/SAMHSAHRframew…

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

#RIPTweetdeck

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michaela okland @MichaelaOkla

2 years ago

Its ok if you have been lazy bc it is very hot outside. Hot makes sleepy. And you’re just a person. So you’re gonna be sleepy. It’s not bc you’re bad…. You’re good. And pretty

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Buitengebieden @buitengebieden

2 years ago

And the Oscar goes to.. 😂

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

Same

☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX

2 years ago

Same

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An-Xani-ety @x_factor

2 years ago

Do my Maryland people remember when this came out? It was kind of spoiled for us- we knew a story like this happening locally would have made the news prior to the movie/marketing. Still scared me tho!