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funniest possible way to let people know you absolutely hate your wife
Three hundred bodies exhumed from a mass grave *in a fucking hospital* including the bodies of medics *still in scrubs and wearing handcuffs* and the loudmouths are sucking up all the energy arguing over whether students and other people are protesting the correct way
really love that this is being reappraised all over again. The moment he disappears around the corner then immediately returns with the marching band is maybe the most joyful moment in #cinema
really love that this is being reappraised all over again. The moment he disappears around the corner then immediately returns with the marching band is maybe the most joyful moment in #cinema
the worst things israel allege that hamas did on 10/7 never happened. meanwhile, the worst things that israel has since done are outdone by a new even worse thing that israel does within a matter of days. it is insane.
its not quite Crosby Beach but listen it's just great to see Everton alumni doing well
Look at that stupid fucking t shirt
HEARTBREAKING: local man once again buys fruit from Lidl and is devastated to discover it's gone off by the time he's carried it home
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3K Followers 546 FollowingConvinced Benitez was on a mission to destroy us. What manager comes in and decides it’s a good idea to sell Richarlison, Digne and James???
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Struggling to think of a worse name for a venue than Co-op Live
Refaat Alareer wrote a poem called “If I Die,” asking people to fly a kite in his name if he’s killed to give hope to orphaned children. He wrote it for his daughter, Shaima. Israel killed him. Months later Shaima had a baby. Israel killed Shaima. And her husband and baby.
It is being reported that a sniper has been stationed on the roof of the Indiana Memorial Union, overlooking a student encampment against the Gaza genocide at Indiana University Bloomington.
This is an aggressive method of protest control, designed to intimidate and frighten, including attacking journalists. It’s called “the Miami model” and it was shamefully invented by a US policeman from Dublin called John Timoney in the early 2000s.
Tell me again, what does it mean when members of the press are being violently tackled to the ground and arrested for the crime of *checks notes* filming and reporting on a protest?
don't know which is least surprising: hardest geezer tory reveal or hardest geezer 5 foot 2 reveal
Only a few thousand miles to go... My morning run with @hardestgeezer, congrats on Project Africa hitting £1 million.
Just seen some lad doing the Walk Of Shame in a Christmas jumper. Today, 26th of April. Some session that
One thing the student protests bring into focus is that American authoritarianism doesn’t flow from Trump.
Defund this stuff. Seriously, defund it.
It is worth watching this CNN video from the moment Emory Econ Professor @CarolineFohlin came across the violent arrest of a protester on campus and asked the police, with shock, "What are you doing?" That's all that prompted an officer to hurl her to the ground and handcuff her.
Buried alive. Children tortured before execution. Critical Care patients executed.
Reporter: Evidence at Gaza mass graves show torture and signs of being buried alive, Palestinians called for an independent investigation, what’s wrong with that? Patel: We’re asking Israel Reporter: You’re asking the accused to investigate itself? Patel: We’re asking Israel
ah……not again
Jeremy Corbyn’s call for ‘peace’ plays into the hands of anti-western dictators | Letter theguardian.com/politics/2024/…
The people who pretend to be 14 year old girls and talk sexually to beasts online to trap them are ones for the watching too
They've died from the cold and now they're dying from the heat, this is how long this genocide has been going for.
This heat wave is slowly murdering Palestinians living in tents in Gaza
To die in Springfield is the ultimate indignity. It is to be cast out of Eden not for sin but as a declaration of insignificance. In a closed world that seems to spin forever, there is only nonexistence in death, one that posthumously extends to life. Troy McClure never died.
‘THE SIMPSONS’ has killed off Larry Dalrymple after 35 years. He has been in the series since the first episode.
i legitimately could not be any more excited for this gig if i tried. little old me and the big dogs !!! :’)
We are excited to announce that alongside @thecharlatans, we will be joined by @cmatbaby, UNE and DJ TinTin for our show at Cardiff Bay this summer. Tickets are on sale now: bit.ly/NewOrderCardiff #NewOrderLive
the unalloyed joy of playing Civilization 6 while a baby sleeps on you...this must be how Jimmy Buffet felt about getting drunk and going metal detecting on the beach
With all the arrests and crackdowns in Austin, TX, today, a reminder that conservatives revel in authoritarianism and that those liberal media folks who indulged the idea all these years that conservatives cared about free speech or were against cancel culture were naive fools.
Pro Hamas idiots at UT Austin discover what happens why you try to pull a Columbia in Texas