Austin Archer @yourpal_austin
Actor/musician living in LA. 1.3M on TikTok, host of People Pleaser with Austin Archer (a podcast) bio.link/austinarcher Joined January 2021-
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There is a one thousand percent chance this guy has a MAGA hat in his backseat.
There is a one thousand percent chance this guy has a MAGA hat in his backseat.
Or it’s like when one country is committing genocide and another country steps in to try to stop them from doing more genocide. Or that.
Or it’s like when one country is committing genocide and another country steps in to try to stop them from doing more genocide. Or that.
Shut the fuck up, Tim.
Stop saying Tim Pool is a political commentator. It’s wrong and offensive. Call him what he is. A raving racist weenie boy in a bad hat.
Stop saying Tim Pool is a political commentator. It’s wrong and offensive. Call him what he is. A raving racist weenie boy in a bad hat.
Utterly terrifying.
Utterly terrifying.
The NFL is showing a wildcard playoff game EXCLUSIVELY on Peacock. The fuck?? You wanna put a regular season Thursday night game on Prime? Fine. Whatever. But a playoff game exclusively on Peacock?? Absolutely not.
You’re gonna be happy that you watched this today. I promise.
Oh damn! Just dropped some new YouTube Exclusive Content! youtu.be/nYDh5B4HVrY?si…
I knew what I was doing…
Still out here killin the game…
New video just dropped with all the juicy drama your eyes and ears could possibly want! youtu.be/imEUrUZa0kU
Yeah, because none of Trump’s indictment charges are war-related. Their just like… stupid unnecessary crimes he committed very poorly and openly because he’s a moron.
Yeah, because none of Trump’s indictment charges are war-related. Their just like… stupid unnecessary crimes he committed very poorly and openly because he’s a moron.
listen up, stupids: Al Gore lost his election and fucked off and went home. Bob Dole lost his election and fucked off and went home. Mitt Romney lost his election and fucked off and went home. Hillary Clinton lost her election and fucked off and went home. Donald Trump lost his…
He keeps saying “I support my union” and “I stand with my union”. I don’t think he knows what those phrases mean. I’m also pretty skeptical about his grasp on the words “reductive” and “myopic”.
He keeps saying “I support my union” and “I stand with my union”. I don’t think he knows what those phrases mean. I’m also pretty skeptical about his grasp on the words “reductive” and “myopic”.
I’ll never understand this. Everyone rails against long films, but we go see them more than we see any other kind of film. All of the highest grossing films of all time are 3-hr epics. A good film should be as long as it takes to tell the story in the best possible way.
I’ll never understand this. Everyone rails against long films, but we go see them more than we see any other kind of film. All of the highest grossing films of all time are 3-hr epics. A good film should be as long as it takes to tell the story in the best possible way.
My third video essay is up. If you're into longer form YouTube video essays, you might enjoy this. The Seductive Myth of Enlightened Centrism youtu.be/_tTudFMeVC4 via @YouTube
"You catch more flies with honey than with vinegar". Okay, but... I don't want flies. Why the fuck are you trying to catch flies??
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…GET HIS ASS!!!!
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So is it cool to be excited for Joker 2 or do we all hate it already?
I'd be dead by a third of the way in at best
Some compelling reasons to #MakeNukesHistory from @yourpal_austin.
@violet_octopi But honestly- why? He’s probably a sincere guy just trying to do a good job. You’d have a MUCH bigger impact if you were kind and invited him into earnest dialogue. Barring that, politely telling him you’re not interested is fine.
The San Francisco 49ers can still win the Super Bowl if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
Unvaccinated football players miss the whole season with an injury. Vaccinated football players win the Super Bowl.
I mean he tries to explain but I’m sure the people who need to hear it won’t! Ugh!!! @yourpal_austin
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The #goldenglobes producers realizing you can see Florence Pugh’s nips through her dress
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Bo Nix: 4th best adjusting passing percentage in the country on passes 26 yards or further. Michael Penix: 31st Proved you wrong.
@DaveJost1 @MattPrehm Really? Pull up his stats Einstein. I like and respect Bo. But beyond 10 yards he is average. Prove me wrong.