zzombieeee @zzombieeee

a dude who’s a dad who makes stuff / musics: drmanhattan, princess dinosaur / podcasts: we thought this was good?, the record podcast United States Joined July 2011

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

2 weeks ago

Jfc that Brewers collision. Someone put some looney tunes sfx under it.

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

3 weeks ago

@burrytracker @KDTrey5 Damn @KDTrey5 break me off a lil sumthin

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Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears

3 weeks ago

We're giving away a Caleb signed @EAMaddenNFL cover poster to celebrate 18 days 'til kickoff 👀 Repost for your chance to win!

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

3 weeks ago

Everyone watch Clue tonight as tribute. 1 of 1 💔

philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_

3 weeks ago

Actor Tim Curry has died at 80, TMZ reports tmz.com/2026/08/26/tim…

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San Diego Padres @Padres

a month ago

MLB owners have unanimously approved Kwanza Jones and José E. Feliciano as new owners of the San Diego Padres. Details: atmlb.com/4xJKTxQ

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trash jones @jzux

a month ago

my 68-year-old mother is helping my 94-year-old grandma recover from an email hack. it's like watching a monkey play cards with a horse

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

2 months ago

Best feeling at a dealership: getting the price you wanted on a car before you stepped foot in there Worst feeling: literally every other fucking second

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

3 months ago

@MrBeast 2,345,678

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

3 months ago

Equal parts excited and concerned. Wondering how the absence of David Fincher will be felt. First movie is so solid. Really hoping it’ll hold up without him.

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 months ago

First trailer for ‘THE SOCIAL NETWORK’ sequel, starring Jeremy Strong, Jeremy Allen White and Mikey Madison. The film follows an engineer who becomes a whistleblower on Facebook's most guarded secrets. In theaters on October 9.

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

4 months ago

@PabloTorre

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

4 months ago

If Trump turns too hard to his left, he might take his eye out

Acyn @Acyn

4 months ago

Reporter: Are you attending your son’s wedding? Trump: He’d like me to go. I’m going to try. I said, this is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things. He’s a person I’ve known for a long time.

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

5 months ago

The Chicago/Atlanta sports leadership trade is now complete* *Bears are still owed comp picks

Shams Charania @ShamsCharania

5 months ago

Just in: The Chicago Bulls are hiring Atlanta Hawks senior vice president Bryson Graham as the franchise's new Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations, sources tell ESPN. Graham spent 15 years in New Orleans before joining Atlanta last offseason, rising from an intern

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

5 months ago

Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave

5 months ago

A man was arrested after trying to hide overnight inside a Best Buy to be first in line for a Pokémon card release (via NBC LA)

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

5 months ago

Did a person with Tuten on their roster looking to make a trade write this

SleeperNFL @SleeperNFL

5 months ago

.@_John_Shipley believes Jaguars RB Bhayshul Tuten’s “role and opportunity is going to see a major hike” next season.

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

6 months ago

Surely our founding fathers didn’t envision me having to pay to subscribe to my own printer

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

6 months ago

Can we stop brands/teams/accounts doing April Fool’s posts. What are we 12

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zzombieeee @zzombieeee

6 months ago

Still can’t get me to drink that shit

thedealsguy @thedealsguy_

6 months ago

☕ FREE Dunkin Coffee (ANY Size!) Dunkin is giving away FREE Hot, Iced, or Cold Brew to first 1,000,001 rewards members! How to get it: • Open the Dunkin app • Go to the “Offers” tab • Enter code: STILLNOTAJOKE (April 1) ⏳ You’ll have until April 8 to use your coffee! #Ad