44ounce @44ounce

Astronaut Joined February 2007

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44ounce @44ounce

2 years ago

The Liberator! This brave captain, a true visionary, has chosen ultimate liberation: freedom from dump fee$$. Celebrating double today!! Trashed in Napa County, who will send a well-funded knight in a garbage truck to handle this historic event. #LiberationDay #gavinnewsom

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2 years ago

Be a curious frog.

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2 years ago

If I am not dosing, the people I love, then what the fuck AM I doing? #dosetheplanet

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3 years ago

Had a sex dream about Adam Driver & he orgasmed so hard he fell out of the bed.

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4 years ago

@ramit @netflix There is pretty much NO entry-level housing available or being built. Homeownership builds wealth. Thank you for putting this out there, loudly! :) 💚

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5 years ago

All we have is each other

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6 years ago

@nachosarah 2021 has confirmed this

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7 years ago

Paying with Faberge eggs $$ Fuck you if you don't take em

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9 years ago

Why aren't military & fed resources used immediately to stop the fires? Save 100+ homes or at least try. For real #santarosafire #jerrybrown

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10 years ago

Coldplay sucks

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10 years ago

I saw it again

44ounce @44ounce

10 years ago

My body wants taco bell

44ounce @44ounce

11 years ago

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11 years ago

Smoking and spitting

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11 years ago

I want mine rare

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11 years ago

yelp.com/biz/lew-bradle… :) lol

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11 years ago

Pants

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11 years ago

Location: back of the worm

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11 years ago

More custard

44ounce @44ounce

11 years ago

One fetus per crew

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Morty Okin - Bandleader/Trumpet/Mngr
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