Agile Fictionary @AFictionary
The dark (humor) side of agile development. Just a bit of fun. None of this could POSSIBLY be based on real life. Could it? New York, NY Joined September 2018-
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Though I am happy to get the book out, I am saddened by the tragedy that my friend and co-author Harold “Bud” Lawson passed away just a few weeks ago after almost a year fighting against his cancer. I and my colleagues hope we can honor his memory by making this book a good one.
Though I am happy to get the book out, I am saddened by the tragedy that my friend and co-author Harold “Bud” Lawson passed away just a few weeks ago after almost a year fighting against his cancer. I and my colleagues hope we can honor his memory by making this book a good one.
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Could someone hire me please? Stuck in a loop of too strong/experienced for non-management roles, but not enough line management experience for management jobs.
Big Requirements Enforced Xenophobically Inevitably Tank #brexit #waterfall #agile #projectmanager #chaos #fail #epicfail
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Found something new to say when I leave a room.
Scrum Master Bater: Someone who gets off on the (misunderstood) view of the ScrumMaster to micro manage the team. An agile project manager #agile #projectmanager #scrum #scrummaster #micromanagement #management
Retro-retrospective An 80s-themed retrospective in homage to a TV show that seemed good at the time but in the cold light of day was actually shit. Just like this #retrospective #cragile #scrumbut #fragile #fail #agile #scrum #kanban #kantban #developerjokes
INVEST: I’m Not aVailable Ever To Stop & Talk What "Poxy Product Owners" are often heard to say when explaining why each of their #userstories are ten pages long and take months to write #agile #scrum #productowner
Resource: term used to refer to a human being involved in a project who we hope to inspire, motivate and engage #facepalm #epicfail #developerjokes #agile #scrum #teamwork #motivation #inspiration
Whoever said “you can’t polish a turd” obviously hasn’t seen a #scrum team frantically getting ready for the #SprintReview #agile #cragile #fragile #showandtell #smokeandmirrors #worksonmymachine #developer #developerjokes #done #donedone
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Apparently “The Product Owner priotritises the Product Backlog” means they do it exactly once, and then go away never to be seen or heard from ever again. Except maybe to complain. Or to punish or something. Whatever, it’s bad.
“Ready for Testing” #yeahright #worksonmymachine #done #donedone #agile #fragile #developers
Prioritise (v) To decide which of the following categories of importance each requirement falls into: mandatory, critical or urgent #agile #scrum #prioritization #management #productowner #requirements #fail #fictionary
Project Owner: a Freudian slip of people who can’t let go of the old world #productowner #projectmanager #scrum #agile #cragile #fictionary #fail #scrummaster #management
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SAFE: Selling Agilish For Executives An enterprise framework whose sole purpose is to make middle management feel warm and fuzzy about this “hippie agile shit” going on beneath them while… instagram.com/p/BpMQ_gmBObl/…
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