Betty @AZSchumer
not quite a mop, not quite a puppet Joined January 2015-
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Okay, so you rose on the third day
"give us this day our daily bread" is sooo duck coded
"Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z."
This is all I truly want. I yearn for this life.
This is all I truly want. I yearn for this life.
gay people are like “she saved my life” and it's the exasperated mom who needs six eggs from beauty and beast
i support women’s rights, but most importantly, i support women’s wrongs
there is only one correct answer
there is only one correct answer https://t.co/gVpa7SBjMV
“There is, after all, so much more to the story than its end.”
America, let’s be honest 🇺🇸
you think the nativity guys ever hung out again. having beers like haha remember when we saw that baby
watching muppets christmas carol
Happy Hanukkah from us at Muppet History💙
If only there was some sort of song about crying rivers to explain how I feel about that.
If only there was some sort of song about crying rivers to explain how I feel about that.
Elsie Donovan @DonovanElsieT
1K Followers 2K Following
Dave Johnson @DavidJohns55778
59 Followers 3K Following I'm Dave Johnson the winner of the Powerball lottery I won $283.3 million I'm giving out $30,000 to my first 2k followers due to the pandemic
Roswell @Tethu290707
139 Followers 3K Following
Rachel Sagredo @RachelSagr88846
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Andy DiGenova @AndyDiGenova
3K Followers 1K Following Themed Entertainment Professional. Theme Park Enthusiast. Batman Superfan. Podcast Host. All Around Geek. (Opinions are my own, yadda yadda)
Remember When Studios.. @StudiosRemember
8K Followers 5K Following Hollywood Studios used to be fun, but now it seems like a chore...Follow us on YouTube: https://t.co/rPZkPT01MQ
nizzy 🏹 @nizzix_
51 Followers 118 Following life's a garden. dig it. 🌱🌼 | BLM ✊🏽 | 29 | digital artist | d&d🐉 | she/her
cisco. @ciscoxdisco
380 Followers 323 Following
Jaylen @barbookcase
1K Followers 628 Following marketing @randomhouse, host of literary fiction podcast Reading the Room
Life of Ko @kokothadreamer
314 Followers 1K Following *God when He wrote me* IGHT SO BOOM- AZ Native 🌵| Filmmaker 🎥 | Writer 📝 | Producer 🎬 | Repper of the homies 🫶🏾| I just want what’s meant for me 💙
Joshua Gillespie @HalfHearted_JG
7K Followers 3K Following Born with Hypoplastic Left Heart Syndrome, but I’m all right now. (10/23/22 💍)
WMS sports @droughtincome
2K Followers 3K Following Looking for creative ways to make a living in a drought
Nathan Allen Pirtle @Nathanapirtle
849K Followers 636K Following Your success depends on how well you manage three things: your time, energy and focus. 🇳🇬
jordan Ⓥ @middleagethug
495 Followers 941 Following ♡ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ♡
Ally Mae @ally_maexoxo
33K Followers 17K Following
Malice @sheismalice
50 Followers 918 Following
Les @LeeRodez
67 Followers 52 Following
Exxxtra Crispy @ExtraCrispyBand
82 Followers 143 Following $leeze dance punks ya bish! @thisistvlife
Kataklizmic Design - .. @KataklizmicD
570 Followers 1K Following Digital Media Artist, Concert Photographer, Performer, & Publisher: https://t.co/RO2E1wJ6il | Band Branding Design: https://t.co/fbdQ4Ppwch | Photos: https://t.co/VerOZH2AP6
manic hispanic @Clammsalad
57 Followers 285 Following I've got a question let me ask for a second can I be the one you always need?
alexa @alexatllmeajoke
74 Followers 192 Following
The Lost Leaf 🍁 @TheLostLeaf
3K Followers 2K Following Art Bar Music Venue w/ lots craft beer & wine since 2006. Open daily from 5pm to 2am. #NoCover 21+ 🍻🥰 🐕 Dog patio is open!
William Middleton @willy_midds
101 Followers 293 Following Journals want me. Fish fear me. Grad student with a passion for procrastination.
Our Planet Earth 🌍 @wxwows
67K Followers 39K Following Our Earth is a beautiful place and I am here to show you it. #Nature #Beauty #Earth ⛱🏝🌋🏜
The Simpsons Quotes @SimpsonsQU0TES
4K Followers 18K Following A sense of humor is guaranteed to generate lots of laughs.
Elijah Mike @ElijahMike23
14 Followers 60 Following
Historic Vids @historyinmemes
5.3M Followers 210 Following Daily history lessons. Education through memes!
Mia V @miaV_me
148K Followers 2K Following +18. Model. DJ. Latina 🇬🇹 🇦🇷 World Traveler. Currently in Brooklyn. https://t.co/EcOwA0D8X2
Michael Lyons @mlyonsfl
591 Followers 830 Following Freelance Writer, specializing in the Entertainment Industry.
Ralph Bakshi @ralphbakshi
88K Followers 969 Following Artist, Director, Animator, Writer, Producer. The Official Bakshi Productions, Inc. Page. For original animation production art: https://t.co/dANe9TQgdI
Crazy Clips @crazyclipsonly
3.2M Followers 178 Following Crazy clips posted daily. Unbelievable viral videos & more! Viewer discretion is advised.
ジオラマ食堂off.. @officia86839977
58K Followers 8K Following 【公式】 第1種 展示保管 譲受飼養 販売 第2種動物取扱業 保管210054B 展示、譲渡、トライアル200137E YouTube ch.👇 https://t.co/1rQnPbSI3F H.P👇 https://t.co/lCNTDadbTC
The Ad Professor @The_AdProfessor
151K Followers 155 Following Built ad campaigns for multiple billion-dollar companies. Spending over $50K per month on ads and need help? Let's work together here: https://t.co/1NdyfF4HyV
Todd Spence @Todd_Spence
54K Followers 9K Following Talkin bout movies 🎥 WME/Grandview⌨️ sketches for sale
Adam F. Goldberg @adamfgoldberg
130K Followers 376 Following Do ya like Muppets? Watch The Muppets Mayhem now on D+! Do ya like Star Wars? Watch my doc on The Star Wars Holiday Special: https://t.co/mLwKQQDwaJ
Exploring Attractions.. @ExpAttractions
2K Followers 98 Following 𝟏𝟐𝐊 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐨𝐧 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐓𝐮𝐛𝐞📸 😎𝐓𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐥 & 𝐌𝐲 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐀 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞😎 𝑇ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑒 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑘／𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑃ℎ𝑜𝑡𝑜𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑝ℎ𝑒𝑟
Disney Dan Becker @DisneyDan
29K Followers 919 Following Probably laughing at something right now. (He/Him)
Rob McElhenney @RMcElhenney
1.2M Followers 819 Following Founder: @morebetterind | Owner: @wrexham_afc @thebetterbrown | Creator: @alwayssunny, @mythic_quest, @wrexhamfx | Innovator: Fight Milk 🦅
Disney Food Blog @DisneyFoodBlog
239K Followers 2K Following : food IS a theme park https://t.co/fPqM8umKNN https://t.co/mUfX5uoy6M https://t.co/5hCEvUFKrR
Dana Carvey @danacarvey
332K Followers 48K Following TheWeirdPlace : https://t.co/KTkix3ndeg - SuperFly : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9 - FlyOnTheWall : https://t.co/gB8k3znYe9
Darcy The Mail Girl -.. @DarcyLastDriveX
24K Followers 10K Following Fans of The last drive in and Darcy welcome!
Offhand Disney @OffhandDisney
29K Followers 240 Following Dallin: #1 source of PeopleMover info for the Walt Disney Company.
Jay @SludgeCentral
11K Followers 3K Following Spewing a Septic Spiel of the Spooky, the Super, and the Strange from miles beneath the crud of New Jersey! Also 1/2 of The Purple Stuff Podcast
NOLA.com @NOLAnews
334K Followers 2K Following Latest news and updates from the Pulitzer Prize-winning newsroom of https://t.co/1o39c6EvuP & The Times-Picayune | New Orleans Advocate.
Poseidon Entertainmen.. @PoseidonEntmt
1K Followers 159 Following Poseidon Entertainment is a YouTube channel dedicated to giving a critical look at the theme park industry.
Spencer Breslin @Spencerbreslin
5K Followers 651 Following naughty boy from "The Cat In The Hat" actor / musician / bartender / New Yorker
Michael Eisner @Michael_Eisner
54K Followers 684 Following Owner of Tornante Co; Portsmouth Football Club; BOJACK TV show; UNDONE TV show; TUCA AND BERTIE TV show; Former CEO of Disney
The Simpsons @Simpsons_tweets
452K Followers 47 Following One of the most cromulent accounts about the Simpsons. Instagram - https://t.co/rykqVEIByx
Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby
302K Followers 906 Following New special ‘FAT RASCAL’ only on Netflix! Listen to the @stavvysworld podcast available everywhere
Regional American Foo.. @RegionalUSFood
174K Followers 3 Following Shining a light on regional dishes from around the US since 2021 — featured in @Salon, @SFExaminer, @AtlasObscura, and more. Curated by @bromf3. Submit via DM
CEASEFIRE 🇵🇸 @SheaCoulee
464K Followers 1K Following ✨💖👑Equal parts Bourgie & Banji 👑💖✨ RuPauls Drag Race All Stars 5 💅🏾
shirts that go hard @shirtsthtgohard
1.4M Followers 610 Following 20% off your first purchase, use code 'FIRST'! DM for credit! I tag original creators whenever possible. Designs I sell are my own. We’re @/goodshirts on IG!
Mark's Yesterworld @Yester_World
19K Followers 298 Following I'm Mark from Yesterworld, welcome to my official Twitter account! In Yesterworld we investigate & explore theme parks, movies, and entertainment of the past!
honey @spiritbuns
24K Followers 155 Following nsfw alt. he/him . main: @tylergaca . 18+ only PREORDER MY 1ST BOOK “Gentle Chaos”
Sam Carter @Cartarsauce
18K Followers 2K Following Creative Director, Experience Designer, Branding, Product Development, & Artist ✨
Dinosaur Dracula @DinosaurDracula
54K Followers 470 Following I'm Matt. I run Dinosaur Dracula and I'm half of the Purple Stuff Podcast. I like Halloween, '80s and '90s trash, junk food and my cats.
Words From Lyons @wordsfromlyons
110 Followers 37 Following The Twitter page of Writer and Podcaster Michael Lyons!
Remember When Studios.. @StudiosRemember
8K Followers 5K Following Hollywood Studios used to be fun, but now it seems like a chore...Follow us on YouTube: https://t.co/rPZkPT01MQ
Jaythechou @jaythechou
351K Followers 22 Following And the Oscar goes to Paddington 3 You can find my other Paddington Photoshops at https://t.co/HPXhncqHx6
SNL Hosts Introducing.. @snlhostsintro
167K Followers 19 Following it's just snl hosts introducing the musical guest
Abby Andersam @andersam55
315 Followers 224 Following Proud Minnesotan and former ropes course operator. Lover of Art, animation, and roller coasters. She/Her 🎆 COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN🎆
Charlie🖤 @funnyoldworldx
1K Followers 2K Following She/her • works in VFX • Guest host on @cinema_savvy, collab at @thefilmagazine & @filmhounds • UK Film Critic Association Member • bylines at @spotlightuk
Every* Beanie Baby @beaniebabybot
115K Followers 1 Following We don't do appraisals. Read pinned Tweet. Birthdays are given & taken away by Ty Warner (not us). 𓃞𓆈𓃗𓃱𓅷𓆏𓃟𓆉𓃰𓆙𓃒𓃠𓃵𓃚𓃷𓃹𓃴𓃯𓃸𓃻𓃩𓃡𓅱𓆝
Hollie Ballard @jammyjimjams
4K Followers 1K Following Hollie Ballard.Freelance illustrator/character artist, commissions open. hair down Elsa look-alike .My views are my own. she/her
Real Fans 4 Real Movi.. @RF4RM
1K Followers 416 Following We are REAL FANS 4 REAL MOVIES. RF4RM is where every opinion matters, even if it's wrong. We also blog and podcast.
Electric Mayhem @ElectricMayhem
97K Followers 107 Following We am, is, are, and be The Electric Mayhem! All episodes of #TheMuppetsMayhem are now streaming only on Disney+!
This is one of my favorite tumblr posts ever
@Alexa_Curtis “I stole from a charity today and as if that wasn’t enough now I need everyone to give me praise and attention”
Week of 4/28 in Gemini: You can hardly wait to begin. That’s what you say each time. What is part of the sun is part of the answer. Bright blue and green.
Anyone who got married and otherwise in a committed relationship a few years ago got the last chopper out of ‘Nam
as a general rule I don't think anyone who spent 100k on plastic surgery to look like the k-pop star he was stalking but ended up just looking like a burn victim gets to make fun of other ppl for being weird. you handed that card over at the doctors office dude
New LGBTQI+ identity just dropped…Trans Aliens. 👽🛸🏳️⚧️
Have to admit, not sure the most conventional Simpsons image to put on a shirt.
What an incredibly unique millennial experience lol ruining the family computer and acting like you have no clue how it happened
Me destroying the family computer with Limewire…
I saw someone say she’s riff raff for lesbians and I can’t stop thinking about it
i’m so fascinated by this hideous dance move jojo siwa keeps doing that i had to make a montage of it
Do you know how many times we had to listen to “Brother Dean” tell us that black people deserve hell and women deserve rape while ASU claimed they couldn’t remove him from campus because it’s a public university?? I wonder why that rule no longer applies.
BREAKING: Bill Whitmire, who says he is an alumnus of Arizona State, is arrested after telling ASU Police he would not leave the area.
Two Rabbits are filmed fighting in the middle of the night.
There's no way this one isn't true lol, this happens quite often to famous people Reminder that young Biden looked like this
Biden claims "women would send very salacious pictures" to him when he was a senator in the 1970s: "I'd just give them to the Secret Service." (Senators do not have Secret Service protection)
this is kinda one of the best acceptance speeches ever wait
Getting cut off at the Rainforest Cafe
If you’re 25+ and unmarried, the fuck are you doing?
the spatial respect cars give you as a pedestrian carrying a brick >
Every city needs the “pedestrian brick” as part of their vision zero strategy. 🧱 🎥 @VisionZeroYVR
happy April 25 to all who celebrate
Goldie Hawn takes a photo of Kurt Russell in front of a Kate Hudson poster.
I have a half-baked thought. I keep seeing videos from immigrants in Korea (mostly white from America or Europe) who say Korea is not a very foreigner-friendly place. When I read why they think so, it dawns on me that what they were hoping for was colonisation.
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