Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

My friend just told me she'd reward me with a cookie on the first day of me eating healthy.... you cant have a cheat day on the first day of your diet can you?

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

"People who say mini m&m's taste the same as regular m&m's are communists." -Lily

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

Do you ever sit there and stare off into space and then you're like, "That thing I said in my fifth grade english class was a very stupid thing to say."

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

We love Denny's at 10 at night

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

My best friend just saw two balloons in our highschool that was 6 and 1 and she goes, "Who's turning 61!" 16 Lily, they're turning 16

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

I'm not crying, I'm just allergic to sadness 😭

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

Yes or no: rock paper sissors solves all issues

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

People who don't like rootbeer are communists @w31rdo0

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Al Meeuwenberg @AlMeeuwenberg59

7 years ago

Does a straw have one hole or two holes???

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Them: are you ok? Me: *is thinking about how they show a box of hair dye on Elle Woods’ dresser in the first 5 minutes of Legally Blonde but you KNOW she would NEVER use box dye* Yeah I’m fine! Just tired!