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I'm an atheist reading the Bible cover to cover and I have thoughts. Dudeist priest. Discordian Pope. (He/Him) Main account: @aliencg https://t.co/QixxNW7Wo3 bible.aliencg.com Ohio, USA Joined June 2021-
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Children quoting the Bible should be reserved for Sunday School and horror movies. wp.me/pd9uS5-k5
I'm not good at self-promotion. It's a good thing I don't do this for a living. bible.aliencg.com
The Song Of Deborah is quite interesting. wp.me/pd9uS5-jZ
My library keeps growing. Oxford Annotated Bible (digital), Oxford Bible Commentary (paperback and digital), and now The Atheist's Guide To The Old Testament, Vols. 1 & 2 (digital) by @DJHammurabi1
Christian Nationalists are trying to overturn our Constitution, deny all our rights and establish an American theocracy. open.substack.com/pub/johnpavlov…
From Saturday, the more traits you apply to your God, the easier it is to reject. wp.me/pd9uS5-jH
Soooooo we can ordain an AI but not a woman?
Soooooo we can ordain an AI but not a woman?
At least she didn't spike his drink... bible.aliencg.com/2024/04/24/hel…
For those of you that keep sharing the Fox News image predicting an April apocalypse, that was from 2017.
just a reminder that many evangelicals only support israel because they think it will make jesus come back to save them
just a reminder that many evangelicals only support israel because they think it will make jesus come back to save them
They just can't stop doing things that God doesn't like. wp.me/pd9uS5-jP
Another Sunday, another Psalm. bible.aliencg.com/2024/04/21/psa…
Answering a probably-not-sincere question with a sincere answer. bible.aliencg.com/2024/04/20/res…
I just told a group chat that the JW came to my door with a young boy. The story ended with, "...and then he quoted Revelation."
Finally watched Good Omens Season 2. Brilliant.
We find out why this book is called what it is. wp.me/pd9uS5-jD
If you were to be sworn into office, what book would you use? I would choose either Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy or Euclid's Elements.
I'm opposed to capital punishment, but sometimes I feel like that's being tested.
I'm opposed to capital punishment, but sometimes I feel like that's being tested.
@johnthomas1536 @USC Increased security isn't a good look for the university, but stifling a student who worked hard to earn the opportunity to address her peers is?
Hanna MacAdam @HannaMacadam
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505 Followers 6K Following I'm Dr Kayode your herbal cure do you have any disease you have been spending much money visiting hospital and still no result worry no more I'm for you
Marc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
34K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.
Plotless @podcastplotless
8 Followers 11 Following Don't make us write you into our grammatically incorrect revenge erotica
Carrie renee @carrie_ren79331
460 Followers 3K Following I’m a powerball winner of $390.7m,I’m using this to appreciate the society by giving out $5000 each to my first 2k followers & poor/needy
Castro C Kate @yucilazara11
2K Followers 4K Following I blessed God everyday day i wake up 🙌❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Barbara Tronca @Ashley242139730
354 Followers 4K Following Everyone in your life will have a last day with you,and you don’t even know when that will be. cry to God always 💎✝️
Dadal Dadal @DDadal70787
27 Followers 829 Following
GetVaxxed @pegharpham1
2K Followers 2K Following Happily married. Fully vaxxed. Atheist. Living life from the land. Dogs, dogs and more dogs. Writing. My fishing story is bigger than yours.
Hamza @hamzafpl_
222 Followers 535 Following God is One. ☪️ My DM open if you have questions about Christianity and Islam! I don't claim to be a scholar I'm just a researcher and learner
The Showhole @TheShowhole
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HortenciaAloia @AloiaHorte94274
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Angela @LLILDOOD
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Elizabeth Smith @ElizabethS79706
248 Followers 3K Following
Tramps like us... @san_didymus
1K Followers 1K Following Night raids and black coffee , Unapologetic Socialist #Recoveryposse Namaste. 🇪🇭
NeecyGrace @neecygrace
522 Followers 628 Following Life Long Nerd,Trekkie, M.Div, #TEC #FaithfullyLGBT #Bi 🏳️🌈 (She/Her)
Jacqueline Line @JacquelineRLine
375K Followers 372K Following Toy/Miniature Poodle Rescuer ❤️rescue unwanted toy/miniature poodles❤️seniors/hospice, heartworm+, cushing’s, kidney, IVDD,special medical needs (blind/deaf)❤️
BlueCzech @Nevhodzrcadlo
558 Followers 792 Following Curiouser and curiouser. Drinker of tea, devourer of science, lover of justice, democracy &the natural world. Happily blocking extremists while Twitter burns.
✝️SOCIAL SK @skillsocials
1K Followers 2K Following Crois au Seigneur Jésus, et tu seras sauvé, toi et ta famille. Actes 16:31
The Sommelier @StillZos
9K Followers 5K Following Tasting notes from the wide world of metal. May talk about beer too.
Natalie Grace @natgrace79
19K Followers 3K Following Follower of Jesus. Wife and mother. Conspirator for nonviolence. Guns into garden tools. Radical grace.
Alex Cornett @jedijesus03
66 Followers 130 Following Gamer. Composer. Lover. Not Fighter. Kinda Stupid. New Englander by birth. Virginian by recession. Sorta Dwarfish. Computer Mechanic. Decent Chef. AMA
Fannie @mistressfannie
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Nouroushe @nouroushe92390
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Jimmy Malone, proud t.. @malonespeaking
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jerreba @MohamedJoof
323 Followers 5K Following I am a Proud son of my mom and I am living with my mom and the siblings in a orphanage ✝️🥺☦️🙏🏾
john thomas @johnthomas1536
4K Followers 5K Following Religion is politics about the unknown 🇺🇸 The Bible is a recipe for extremism 🌻 Follow me & help deradicalize #exChristian #proChoice #atheist 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
⚛️Sacrilegious➖.. @Sacrilegious_D
10K Followers 5K Following A 🎙️podcast where we read & make fun of the bible ⚛️#atheist #atheism 🔬#science #antitheist #religion https://t.co/EZTnwlzbWl
Socialist Ninja @socialist_52113
2K Followers 3K Following Aging punk degenerate, bi, basset mum, socialist and weapon of self destruction. ACAB, don't let the bastards keep you down. She/her. Proud Canadian.
♡•Gwen•♡🟧 @HeathenJen
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Amanda 🦓 @AriaAsks
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Stephinitely🦋🐝 @WhyRWeHere99
6K Followers 6K Following Dialogue/Thinking/Nature/Poetry ExChristian, proponent of pluralism, secularism & human rights. End violence against women & civilians. SBC=CULT
Mary @mary94rangel
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meredith | i believe .. @1stlove2ndkiss
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Gregory Elsasser-Chav.. @GregoryElsasser
5K Followers 5K Following Bogus gay conversion therapy had me sniffin’ dog 💩 https://t.co/KcXuZ2fA65✝️👬& dad. 🏋🏻♀️I lift. Playwright. Believer in a decent follow/follow ratio
Harahan_Lenea32 @Galaxiaa7
155 Followers 1K Following had this twitter account for awhile now using it I guess? she/her, cis woman, Idon'tknow sexual, intersectional feminist, frenchie quebecoise, social democra
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
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John Thatamanil (he/h.. @JJT1
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Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl
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Magachurch Pastor �.. @magachrchpastr
2K Followers 921 Following Saved Christmas from the Radical Left. Harlan Crow is my uncle. PragerU: Summa Cum Laude. Husband of 1, pawpaw of 6, etc.
Michael #exJW @ExjwMichael
365 Followers 1K Following #exJW #jwcsa #jworgcult #igotout #stoptheshunning #shunningkills All views are my own personal views. Not all Retweets etc are endorsements.
Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung
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Tablets And Temples @Tablets_Temples
499 Followers 375 Following Lachlan is making academic videos unpacking ancient history and religion 👇SUBSCRIBE👇
Roy Kellerman Jr @gravityscofflaw
2 Followers 220 Following
Dan McClellan @maklelan
29K Followers 2K Following PhD in theology & religion (University of Exeter), honorary fellow, University of Birmingham's Cadbury Centre for the Public Understanding of Religion (he/him)
Marc Edwards @MEdwardsWrites
34K Followers 31K Following Clean water's a human right. I'm a swimming pool tech working for the just use of our water & planet. Raised right-wing Christian, but changed. he/him I write.
Plotless @podcastplotless
8 Followers 11 Following Don't make us write you into our grammatically incorrect revenge erotica
🗿Nervardia has exc.. @Nervardia
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GetVaxxed @pegharpham1
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Brady Goodwin aka Pha.. @Phanatik
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Erin Louis @ErinLouis666
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Tramps like us... @san_didymus
1K Followers 1K Following Night raids and black coffee , Unapologetic Socialist #Recoveryposse Namaste. 🇪🇭
NeecyGrace @neecygrace
522 Followers 628 Following Life Long Nerd,Trekkie, M.Div, #TEC #FaithfullyLGBT #Bi 🏳️🌈 (She/Her)
Keri Blakinger @keribla
63K Followers 2K Following Reporter: @latimes. Priors: @marshallproj @HoustonChron @NYDailyNews. Author: Corrections in Ink. Journalist, felon. (I promise I don't bite)
HiediGazelle @RhinoRider9
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BlueCzech @Nevhodzrcadlo
558 Followers 792 Following Curiouser and curiouser. Drinker of tea, devourer of science, lover of justice, democracy &the natural world. Happily blocking extremists while Twitter burns.
john thomas @johnthomas1536
4K Followers 5K Following Religion is politics about the unknown 🇺🇸 The Bible is a recipe for extremism 🌻 Follow me & help deradicalize #exChristian #proChoice #atheist 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️
⚛️Sacrilegious➖.. @Sacrilegious_D
10K Followers 5K Following A 🎙️podcast where we read & make fun of the bible ⚛️#atheist #atheism 🔬#science #antitheist #religion https://t.co/EZTnwlzbWl
Socialist Ninja @socialist_52113
2K Followers 3K Following Aging punk degenerate, bi, basset mum, socialist and weapon of self destruction. ACAB, don't let the bastards keep you down. She/her. Proud Canadian.
♡•Gwen•♡🟧 @HeathenJen
4K Followers 5K Following Mom & #Humanist Married ♡ @HeathenDad07 #Atheist #ExChristian #ProChoice #Minimalist #Progressive 🚫DM #AnkylosingSpondilitis #TST 😈 ♻#BLM #Ally 🏳🌈🏳️⚧️
Amanda 🦓 @AriaAsks
3K Followers 3K Following #exvangelical| agnostic| nontheist to Abrahamic religions 😅| reduce evangelical childhood indoctrination & abuse| photography📷| 🌈EDS🦓| she/her| #BLM
Stephinitely🦋🐝 @WhyRWeHere99
6K Followers 6K Following Dialogue/Thinking/Nature/Poetry ExChristian, proponent of pluralism, secularism & human rights. End violence against women & civilians. SBC=CULT
Eve Ettinger @eve_ettinger
12K Followers 5K Following THEY/THEM. You saw me in Shiny Happy People. Homeschooled kids have rights. Support @responsiblehs Come for ex-fundie infodumping, stay for garden tweets.
meredith | i believe .. @1stlove2ndkiss
959 Followers 2K Following let’s go, lesbians, let’s go 🏳️🌈genderfluid, they/them, Slytherin 🐍 virgo ☀️ capricorn 🌙 scorpio ⬆️ #aloto, #juliantina, #carmilla, gretson forever
SG @antitheistdad
2K Followers 1K Following
Kristin Du Mez @kkdumez
79K Followers 7K Following Historian of gender, faith, politics. Author of JESUS AND JOHN WAYNE. Quote unquote scholar. Next book: LIVE LAUGH LOVE. https://t.co/AtOTebRaLz
Gregory Elsasser-Chav.. @GregoryElsasser
5K Followers 5K Following Bogus gay conversion therapy had me sniffin’ dog 💩 https://t.co/KcXuZ2fA65✝️👬& dad. 🏋🏻♀️I lift. Playwright. Believer in a decent follow/follow ratio
Harahan_Lenea32 @Galaxiaa7
155 Followers 1K Following had this twitter account for awhile now using it I guess? she/her, cis woman, Idon'tknow sexual, intersectional feminist, frenchie quebecoise, social democra
Jimmy Malone, proud t.. @malonespeaking
11K Followers 5K Following Host of The Jimmy Malone Show on WTAM 1100 Cleveland. Proud founder of the Malone Scholarship Program. https://t.co/EuBSVqQ6fi https://t.co/6LBkHOwfyd
Rabbi Micah Streiffer @mstreiffer
4K Followers 736 Following Rabbi, teacher, parent, eternal student. Founder at https://t.co/ZwuRm9RUO7. Rabbi at @TKAThornhill. PhD Student at McMaster Univ. Host of Seven Minute Torah podcast
Pastor Pending @RecentPastor
3K Followers 2K Following Former Pastor of the Kobayashi Maru Baptist Church. Now a hospital chaplain. Native Midwesterner
Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert
45K Followers 370 Following born and raised in Austin. former mediocre athlete. pastor @RestoreATX. passionate about equality, holistic justice, full inclusion, and the way of Jesus.
RevDaniel @RevDaniel
115K Followers 6K Following Jesus, justice and a side of jazz hands.Anglican priest. ✝️ Married: @thetastate 🏳️🌈Dogdad: #DailyChester 🇨🇦He /His/ Him. Threads/ Insta: danieldbrereton
Fannie @mistressfannie
7K Followers 5K Following Breast Cancer is my bitch. Sick Is Sexy PODCAST COMING SOON [email protected] DM me!
Natalie Grace @natgrace79
19K Followers 3K Following Follower of Jesus. Wife and mother. Conspirator for nonviolence. Guns into garden tools. Radical grace.
John Thatamanil (he/h.. @JJT1
2K Followers 3K Following Professor of Theology and World Religions @ Union Theological Seminary LGBTQIA2S+ Ally Priest, Diocese of Islands and Inlets Author: Circling the Elephant
Tom McDonald @tsmac
116 Followers 228 Following Old white leftie dude spectacularly failing to adjust to life under incipient fascism. He/him.
Gary Peterson 🇺�.. @GaryPetersonUSA
57K Followers 333 Following Patriot. Bible Reader. Mall Santa. I like WOMEN! Bass player for our church band Shifty Nelson & The Dixieland Scooters, who puts America First.
The Brick Testament @bricktestament
705 Followers 0 Following The world's largest, most comprehensive illustrated Bible.
The Sommelier @StillZos
9K Followers 5K Following Tasting notes from the wide world of metal. May talk about beer too.
Tablets And Temples @Tablets_Temples
499 Followers 375 Following Lachlan is making academic videos unpacking ancient history and religion 👇SUBSCRIBE👇
Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung
22K Followers 4K Following Pastor. Author. Avid🏋🏼♀️Lifter. Consultant. Certified Personal Trainer. Doctorate, EarlyChurch Faith Formation. Post-Evangelical.🎙@JackedTheology he/him/rev
Kipp Davis @DrKippDavis
2K Followers 132 Following PhD in Religions and Theology (Manchester, 2009), public facing scholar, Dead Sea Scrolls detective "Cool like a glacial period."
Atheist Girl @iamAtheistGirl
57K Followers 13K Following I’m the tree hugging + cannabis lovin’ + animal rescuing + prochoice + lgbtq + secular + humanist + liberal + activist your parents warned you about. 🐈⬛
Prophet of Zod (not r.. @Prophet_of_Zod
11K Followers 269 Following Official Twitter account for the Prophet of Zod YouTube account. https://t.co/25PxtNgGx4
Magachurch Pastor �.. @magachrchpastr
2K Followers 921 Following Saved Christmas from the Radical Left. Harlan Crow is my uncle. PragerU: Summa Cum Laude. Husband of 1, pawpaw of 6, etc.
Paulogia @paulogia0
36K Followers 192 Following A former Christian looking at the claims of current Christians. #atheist (He/Him)
The Dudely Lama @dudeisms
4K Followers 2K Following Notes from the Church of the Latter-Day Dude (https://t.co/Ep90mw1XpY)
Isabelle Michaud (she.. @memepetitspois
105 Followers 239 Following Artiste visuelle au nord de l'Ontario + Ally 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Tim (Tim's Version) @T2thacoops
892 Followers 1K Following One of the many humans, music lover, BayArea sports, partnered SAHD of 2, drinker of drinks, 🥰🌱, recovering bigot, on bluskeye @ same handle #exchristian
People like Frank finally shut up
What are the signs of a post-Christian society?
I got lost in a neighborhood today & ended up on a street littered with hoarders' junk. The road became so narrow that my truck barely fit. No place to turn around. But, a couple of the residents came out & helped me figure out where I needed to be & even offered me a beer. 🤣
I recently bought sugar cake decoration eyes and started putting them on random foods and it is delightful 10/10 recommend.
Good grief is this guy just a raging snowflake.
🤣🤣🤣 Manhattva goes nuclear after some cyclists make fun of his Cybertruck. He (unsurprisingly) uses anti-LGBTQ+ slurs and then whines about cyclists taking up the roads and being "unbearable." My brother in Christ, it's a car. Calm down.
Happy #AlienDay to all who celebrate.
i am convinced religion to some of these men is a cosplay fetish
you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me.
i honestly think a lot of christians just don’t read the bible
This is the greatest day of my life
@minakimes You're in the NYT Crossword 😎
I never go on a trip without a pack of Emergency D&D Dice.
@Hippie_Slayer1 @kevinmyoung Why does every comment on no matter what subject, come down to ‘WHY AREN’T YOU CONDEMNING GAY PEOPLE? “
@Brad_Lovett @Hippie_Slayer1 Most of these dudes are in the closet. They just need to come to terms with their own sexuality and God’s enduring love for them… they just need to love themselves to believe that God can.
ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE SEXUALIZATION OF CHILDREN OR WOMEN. When they ask why I blocked @haymes_joshua, tell them that it wasn’t because of his advocacy of an exceedingly toxic and harmful sect of Christianity, or his passive aggressive self-righteous bloviating, or his deep…
I tend to stay from things with children featured but explain to me how this is not sexualizing your child. If Joshua was in drag saying and doing the same thing with the same caption he’d be labeled groomer and featured on libs of Tik tok.
@AlienBiblical @maklelan The Jewish midrashic collection “Perkei D’Rabbi Eliezer” (8th century) has Cain as being fathered by the serpent, and Samael was the source of the seed. Definitely had Christian influence!
So Peter wasn't a believer when the vision of the sheet came to him & he said "No Lord" to the command "kill and eat?" Interesting. Is Peter in hell now? Pearly Gates are unguarded people! All a welcome in heaven!
“You cannot say, ‘No, Lord,’ and mean both words; one annuls the other. If you say no to Him, then He is not your Lord.” —D. James Kennedy
Friends, I'll be taking a break from this hellscape called Twitter (now X). Even a magachurch pastor needs to attend to his emotional health, and frankly I need an extended time of healing and reflection. I'll see you sometime tonight after dinner.
The ampersand is a picture of a stuck figure scooching it's butt. & You're welcome.
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