Alvin Emordi @Alvin28
I am the Michael Jordan of Passive Aggressiveness DMV (No,not that DMV) Joined May 2009-
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@GroovyBruce @WHMPodcast @MOVIEBRAINROT I'd put up PPV money just to see a Z'Dar vs Campbell jaw showdown. #JAWOFF
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Between Daft Punk and Yeezus, we're getting so many lectures about bringing "real music" back that backpack sales have skyrocketed 300%.
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Aint nobody in Splitter family takin his phone calls after that shit...
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When LeBron throws down a phantasmagorical dunk, the heavens open up, angels sing, and Cleveland dies inside a little more.
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Johnny Depp turned 50 today. In a related story, Tim Burton had a dumb idea for a character who is 50 today.
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Joey Crawford should come out to @HulkHogan's "I am a real American" just to troll everyone. #Heat #Spurs
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I'd like to thank Jay Z, the first rapper to bring up gout awareness.
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"Oh fuck!" - Kool-Aid Man arriving at Jonestown
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I know things in America are bad but not "Channing Tatum can save America" bad.
@kumailn The Kraft sounds cheesy.....I'll see myself out....
@WSportsOnline That CAN'T be true. #Wonderbread
@brendohare Employee of the month photo, check.
@RizzWrites You didn't see that South Park episode? #money
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I'm Jalen, he's Earvin, he's Bill, he's Michael and.....this is the world's worst halftime show in the HISTORY of Western Civilization.
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The NBA Finals really need to be on TNT.
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So much emotion, so much intensity in the #NBAFinals and Doris Burke is asking questions as if she wishes she was home feeding her cats.
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Boris Diaw looks like that one uncle your mama won't leave you alone with.
@3gerardpique Too bad Miami has the NBA's version of Leo Messi.
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