☦️Annathema, but Χριστός Ανέστη! @Anna_Paolicelli
Daughter of the Father | MA Theology | Theology Teacher | Former atheist | Secretly Franciscan | Truth Lover | Iconographer | a Roma mi sento a casa. redbubble.com/people/afpdraw… Brooklyn, NY Joined October 2009-
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You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.
Very sad that only a few students knew the quote
Very sad that only a few students knew the quote
It me
Jesus told her, “Go, close the tab you are using.” “I am using no tabs,” she replied. Jesus said to her, “You are right when you say you are using no tabs. The fact is, you have had 56 tabs open, and the one you now have open you are not using.”
Lolol remembering the time we met a friar’s two sisters and we were all like “BUT THEYRE NORMAL AND CHILL AND WAAAAYYYY COOLER THAN YOU!”
Lolol remembering the time we met a friar’s two sisters and we were all like “BUT THEYRE NORMAL AND CHILL AND WAAAAYYYY COOLER THAN YOU!”
Mom: <sniffling> Child: What's the matter, mom? Mom: Dad's not allowed to volunteer at VBS anymore. Child: Why? Mom: He did a craft project on Elisha and the youths again.
Growing up, Sesame Street taught me the importance of education, empathy, and kindness. Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught me that revenge on my enemies should be quick, clever, and brutal.
One time in undergrad I put off writing a paper until the day it was due and I woke up at 4 am and wrote 15 pages in one sitting, and it turned out totally fine and I got good feedback. It's the worst thing that ever happened to me and I wish I could go back in time and undo it
How did I miss this‽ Probs because I look down when I walk, like a true New Yorker.
How did I miss this‽ Probs because I look down when I walk, like a true New Yorker.
He came through again tonight to find yet another cell phone.
Tonight was our school’s opening night of Mean Girls and things kept getting lost. I’d yell: “ANNNTHOOOONYYYYY!” then the item would appear in 30s-2mins. The SIXTH (6th) time I did this my atheist student walked in exclaiming “GOD IS REAL!” bc she found the missing antenna.
I read “God” as “Google” and was only slightly confused.
I read “God” as “Google” and was only slightly confused.
Without revealing your age, what was your very first favorite MLB player?
Update. It seems something miraculous has happened. Out of no where, his internals, pelvis, sternum and everything else is uninjured. Will have a broken ankle, but otherwise fine. The doctors can’t explain how it happened. God is good.
Update. It seems something miraculous has happened. Out of no where, his internals, pelvis, sternum and everything else is uninjured. Will have a broken ankle, but otherwise fine. The doctors can’t explain how it happened. God is good.
After baptizing the eunuch, Philip disappears (Acts 8 : 39). Thus he became the patron saint of all the priests whom you see at Mass but otherwise can never find.
Student lost his phone tonight after rehearsal and I pinged it from my laptop and the music teachers could hear it beeping from the stage. The phone was in the tech booth. AT THE OTHER END OF THE AUDITORIUM OVER 100 FT AWAY! Music teachers hear everything. 🤯
Grapes. Artificial grape flavor is just the flavor purple. The flavor purple gives me an immediate headache. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
Grapes. Artificial grape flavor is just the flavor purple. The flavor purple gives me an immediate headache. No, I will not be taking questions at this time.
Fr. Paul Atreides @BackwardsFeet
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701K Followers 231 Following Mom, Actor, Author, Neuroscientist, #bialikbreakdown host, Lactation Educator CounselorMy beloved Eva was a bad hunting dog so her owner re-homed her to us and we all lived happily ever after.
@KaeleyT at least if the bear attacked me, people will believe me 🙃
Since we’re talking dogs, I once flew into the Helmand to pull a wounded EOD K-9 off the X. The moment was so surreal that I whipped out my camera and snapped this horrible photo. 14 men, went after that dog like they would any other critically wounded service member.
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Stopped to see if this sad road casualty was ringed, assuming it was dead. Happily not - seemed stunned with no sign of external injuries. Placed it in a nearby tree in the hope of recovery. Will call back later to check🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
My doctor called today to say that there was no sign of cancer in my last bone marrow biopsy. I am in Full. Remission. 🖤
Clare told me she needed to go see the ocean right now. “How about an aquarium?’ “When? Today?!” “How about this summer? We’ll have time this summer.” “When we go to the Jesus party in Indyapowis!? Is there an aquarium there?” Here’s hoping there’s an aquarium @euchrevival_
In my dad's will there was a letter addressed to me with GPS coordinates for a farmhouse in Spain and a note which read "Burn it all, love Dad". He was a bit of a joker, so I haven't been. I do wonder though.
My sister asked us if we wanted her to get us tickets for a Mormon temple open house tonight and I told her we weren't interested and apparently I was only supposed to speak for myself because my atheist-since-birth husband is now going to the temple open house with them.
I miss standardized testing. Once a year I’d get a piece of paper that told me I was better than 99% of people and I REALLY took that shit for granted
My 6yo smiled at me as she finished writing her 6th book, "how many books have you written?" I told her zero, and her smile slowly turned into shock as she realized that not everyone just casually writes books.
someone very dear is heading into surgery for cancer. It’s a good prognosis, but still, please pray. Thanks. ❤️
Guy at the grocery to me: “Can you believe it? I almost bought this, and it ain’t real.” Me: “What?” Guy: “This watermelon. It ain’t real. No seeds. Seedless watermelons ain’t real. I ain’t buyin’ a watermelon unless it’s real.”
You get to pick one thing to be good at every week - working out, cooking, no screens, kicking ass at work, clean house. If you try to pick two things, you get sent to the back of the line and get no things.