Ashley Zipperer @AshZipp
I once burned myself with a flaming marshmallow. Joined July 2013-
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I heard a little more barking than normal from the puppy corral, so I went to check it out. It was Rocky, letting me know that his brother Ryman... might need a little help.
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Regardless of whether you support Warren specifically, this is the right attitude to have. We are in a profoundly misogynistic country and a misogynistic world. We have been forever. We cannot succumb to it.
I just shouted "Bloody Mary" three times into my fridge and one didn't appear. Am I doing it wrong?
If I were a potato, I'd want to grow up to be a tater tot.
Oh, Halloween. The day when everyone pretends to be as twisted as I am every day.
I bought a better car so I'd be safe driving around doing stuff, but I don't want to spend MORE money, so I'll probably just stay home.
@elizmJOLLY Shut up ya dum dum so many people love you 💕
@elizmJOLLY Rainbow eucalyptus. I've literally known your spirit tree for years.
Nothing like the self-confidence boost when your cat prefers to lick her butt instead of cuddling with you.
How acceptable is it to bring your cat as your date to a wedding? #askingforafriend
Story of my life. x.com/elizmJOLLY/sta…
I'm eating pasta, drinking a lot of wine, and watching travel shows. This is exactly how I thought my life would turn out.
My cat just talked for 10 minutes to the cat on her bag of litter. #soulcat
I'm really happy the USA I'll be sleeping in tonight is a little more equal than the one I woke up in this morning. #LoveWins
My cat is extremely interested in the shirtless, sweaty construction workers outside. So I'm watching with her as a bonding experience.
My phone always autocorrects my name to "Asshole". It even capitalizes it. So judgy.
Sometimes when my cat is staring at me, I'm convinced she's trying to decide what part of my face to eat first.
John Zipperer @jzipperer
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The Midwestern Charm @mwcharm
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The New Yorker @NewYorker
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President Obama @POTUS44
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First Date Questions @firstdateqs
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Matt Havlichek @MattHavlichek
28 Followers 435 Following Likes: music of all kinds, golf, football, friends, and family. Double majored in marketing and psychology at UW Eau Claire.
Rolling Stone @RollingStone
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Bruno Mars @BrunoMars
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Sue Zipperer @flutesz1
46 Followers 32 Following Mom, flutist, love to garden, love dogs and bunnies
Corinne @SunInTheMornin
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37K Followers 39 Following Where would our literary culture be without @wtfrenaissance? - New York Times. Parody masterpieces - HuffPo.
John Zipperer @jzipperer
514 Followers 773 Following WI-born, Chicago-based | Writer/editor | VP media & editorial @cwclub | Come for the politics, stay for the snark | editor at large @TheVOSF | Views are my own
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