Ashley Archibald @AshleyA_RC
Just a chaos of delight. Comms for @WeAre_PDA, but opinions are my own. She/her Seattle, WA Joined May 2016-
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SUCCESS! The last of four zebras that had been on the run for almost six days has been safely captured. We'll provide updates on our blog at TailsFromRASKC.com
Or they should have had better humans. It is rare for a dog's essential nature to be the problem.
I have stipulated that my dog is cute, but receipts:
I have stipulated that my dog is cute, but receipts: https://t.co/buT9yZZ7gG
I just need you to make a decision, she says, trying to walk her cute dog in a place without sidewalks.
So many times over the past four years I have asked what the hell happened to Skype that something like Microsoft Teams beat it out for even second place in the video meeting race.
Seattle's local NPR station, @KUOW, announces layoffs today of nearly 10% of its staff positions. This includes axing the entire @KUOWradioactive Youth Media program. Not a great day for local journalism in this city. kuow.org/kuow-cost-redu…
David Dastmalchian always deserved a leading role. I haven't even seen "Late Night With the Devil," but I have seen a good bit of his other work and damn!
Or, hear me out, just let it go.
'I appreciate your moxie' is something I've only ever said to my cat.
NEWS: My friends and I now own and run The Onion. I’ll be the CEO. We’re keeping the entire staff, bringing back The Onion News Network, and share the wealth with staff. Basically, we’re going to let them do whatever they want. Get excited. nytimes.com/2024/04/25/bus…
The moment Reggie Bush got the Heisman trophy back 👏 (via The Heisman Trophy Trust)
A gentleman who is repairing my bathroom that has been broken since January complimented my dog and cat and... well played, sir. Well played.
At community meeting on proposed SPOG contract, Seattle Community Police Commission director Cali Ellis says city leaders have “not done a great job” on transparency in latest negotiations. CPC relied on leaked version, just got official contract today.
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1K Followers 1K Following South Seattle Emerald ED, Army CPT veteran, Human Rights, Peace, & the movement for Black Lives activist, former ED of Veterans For PeaceSUCCESS! The last of four zebras that had been on the run for almost six days has been safely captured. We'll provide updates on our blog at TailsFromRASKC.com
To see an older boy do this to another older boy he doesn’t know is impressive. Bravo to that young man’s parents and coaches teaching love and empathy
This Oklahoma little leaguer got hit in the head, and then walked out to the pitcher’s mound to let the pitcher know that he’s going to be okay. If you’re going to watch something today, it should be this.
“Sip” and “Mom”… the focus of our mugs on ARC Seattle this week as we prepare to celebrate Mother’s Day this weekend! Join the ARC Mug Club by posting a photo of your favorite mug on social media. Then tag us - using #ARCSeattle
“Willpower is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog. “You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad. “Right,” said Frog.
❤️🩹 Thank you for staying one more day! This librarian can’t wait for the day you love yourself as much as your loved ones love you 💚
@AshleyA_RC It's a bit telling that Commander really only ever bitten SS agents, nobody else has had an issue with him.
Doing stand up again after 7 years away has been extremely fun. I don’t know why I ever stopped.
the man, the myth, the legend: @kumailn takes on #NetflixIsAJokeFest
The way to explain London is this: this man called Count Binface, who really did change his legal name to Count Binface, and, as you can hopefully see, has a bin face, stood in the election for Mayor, and, when the results were announced, he got more votes than the far right did.
As soon as it was brought to your attention that you never met with Kim Jung Un you made some changes? Did you write the book? Did the ghostwriter shoot Cricket?
MARGARET BRENNAN: Did you meet Kim Jong Un? KRISTI NOEM: As soon as this was brought to my attention, I made some changes and looked at this passage BRENNAN: So you did not meet with Kim Jong Un? NOEM: I've met with many world leaders. I'm not going to talk about specifics.
It’s so mean how when you run a race in New York, then you have to walk a lot to get home. 😂 Anyway, first 50k distance today.
'What are you laughing at, Frog?' said Toad. 'I am laughing at you, Toad,' said Frog, 'because you DO look funny in your bathing suit.' 'Of course I do,' said Toad. Then he picked up his clothes and went home.
@AshleyA_RC We can have sidewalks to the new massive dog park at the reclaimed golf course! And, of course, 10-minute bus service to match.
The missing zebra, a Western Washington sensation, was found Friday night near North Bend after nearly a week on the loose. st.news/4bpgp9c
There once was a man from Nantucket Who thought that his new Cybertrucket Could clear a small sandbar But it turns out the damn car Put tire to beach and said “fuck it”
Tesla Cyber Truck stuck on a #Nantucket beach today. Can’t make it up
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