Productive Flatus @Assorted_Sharts
Crazy world, lotta smells. Joined May 2021-
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about to show this dave & busters the dark side of alcoholism
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not if Mike Pence has the courage!
not if Mike Pence has the courage!
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my 7yo playing with the magic 8 ball asked “will i have to take baths and showers forever” and it said yes and he just went “ohhhhhh biscuits” lmfao
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I just found out about recency bias, and I’d have to say that out of all the biases, it’s my favourite.
Named after the show-stealer from "Love", @ClaudiaODoherty
When getting his diaper changed this morning, my son said, "It's ok papa, it's just farts in there." My pride is immeasurable.
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The Mariners can still make the playoffs if Mike Pence has the courage to do what's right.
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first they came for rudy giuliani and i said lol. lmao, even
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your child is not being taught "trans ideology" in public school. they are watching remember the titans in math class.
I take that call 10 times out of 10.
I take that call 10 times out of 10.
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wyd if you’re on a date with this girl but Gonger calls and says you gotta help him make a caprese salad for a kid in Albuquerque stat
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I can tell I’m getting old, because I’ve started saying “jeez louise” after I cum.
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