BarCodeHair @BarCodeHair
I bet the slowest horses make the best glue. Tokyo, Japan Joined January 2020-
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Following with the theme of overlaying overseas HSR on maps of the US: the US East Coast x Shinkansen Took the liberty of pivoting the network at Tokyo to follow the US coastline. Population is about the same for both: around 100m @alon_levy
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