kyle and jack @Bare_Panda
just 2 buds trying to have the best summer ever! Miami, FL Joined September 2015-
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Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
"@MarkMcGrath87: @realDonaldTrump You have a cunty demeanor." True!
Sometimes people are so used to lies they’re caught off guard by the truth
I’m gonna go so crazy in the next 5 years in da best way
If we bowin to the Christian god I gotta assume he put the male prostate in their as a lil apple of Eden for everybody
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Putting “fuck Palestine” in my bio in a desperate attempt for local Jewish pussy
Women have a way of being completely disinterested in you until their intuition tells them you’re moving on. In which case another line will be caste, and I am but a humble carp
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The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following
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Yeah babe I love the moth tattoo on your abdomen …. No I don’t think anyone else has it, it’s super unique!
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Ok but I know the relationship is over when they shoehorn in a stupid saying and try to make it a thing and every time they say it this appears over my head
The x.com guy releases x the app I can only imagine what he’ll name x in the future.
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Do gay guys scissor with their asses or what’s the deal there
Grown up sized white baby I’m friends with: The way I be drinking this damn apple juice…ooh chile😂 Me: You can’t be talking like that White Baby.
Im in Canada and they playing Latin music and no one got rhythm I’m dying rn
I wanna know the backstory to this 😂
this is why he was caught lackin. goofy ass
Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria posing as a mummy in Cairo, Egypt, 1894.
Random thought: so glad I accomplished my goal this year of being able to play at different clubs and having shows this year
"@MarkMcGrath87: @realDonaldTrump You have a cunty demeanor." True!
The worst person you know just went to Europe and made it their entire personality
I’m not going to lie to you guys if they successfully transplant a womb and a baby is born from a man, I will be racist against this new species. I’ll be nice to it as a baby though
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I think he did the right thing here
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