Bart Out of Hell @BartonRoberts
he/him, jefe, dad, long live the may queen $bartroberts boxd.it/1bjAf Joined April 2009-
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if you love “challengers,” please oh please how i beg of you to see a little film called “passages” by ira sachs
i hold a record on the kobayashi maru. i’m the fastest person to ever say it was a no-win situation. they said, “george, we haven’t even finished explaining it yet.” i said, “doesn’t matter. can’t be done.” they accused me of cheating. there were hearings, inquiries.
WE SMOKIN THAT LAKER PACK
Things that are actually killing comedy today: IP based film/tv, low pilot orders, negative-discourse driven algorithms, that yellow font on stand up videos, ticket/drink prices, not enough late night tv spots, social media platforms surprising promotion posts, the notes app.
Have to agree that Seinfeld couldn’t make a funny sitcom today but that’s mostly because after 120 episodes of Curb I now know who the funny one was
Yo Gregory….Our shooter pretty much had an encampment for 77 minutes in Rooms 111 and 112 and your officers didn’t do shit!
Yo Gregory….Our shooter pretty much had an encampment for 77 minutes in Rooms 111 and 112 and your officers didn’t do shit!
Man, I liked Phase IV more than a lot of people, but it really isn’t surprising that Marvel struggled when the films mostly felt like rudderless, and like the whole MCU has no idea where to go.
Man, I liked Phase IV more than a lot of people, but it really isn’t surprising that Marvel struggled when the films mostly felt like rudderless, and like the whole MCU has no idea where to go.
Excited to announce I’ve been paid $5,000,000 for my new comedy special, “They Won’t Let You Do Comedy Anymore” for a big streamer. It’s shot at an opera house that sits 5,000 cheering fans. My opening bit will be about me being silenced. The rest will be how much I hate my wife
Quick question: Have we EVER been SO back?
Quick question: Have we EVER been SO back?
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
Jobs that are ok to shame: Police Landlords The niggas that put boots on cars Politicians (corrupt) Billionaires (not a job but still) Drake
I bet whenever they invite just one friend to hang out with them, it gets REAL INTENSE, REAL FAST.
I bet whenever they invite just one friend to hang out with them, it gets REAL INTENSE, REAL FAST.
Found a new to me gem of a Siskel and Ebert disagreement. Roger giggling as Gene tries desperately hard to explain such a nonsensical plot
Lucky wins.
Best publicity this movie has ever gotten
Best publicity this movie has ever gotten https://t.co/5dFr05BFwJ
I don’t think it’s possible for me to love her more. I’m gonna try though.
I don’t think it’s possible for me to love her more. I’m gonna try though.
*Vincent Hanna likes this*
Shoutout to that one time I got community noted cuz I didn't have a makeup scar, thereby proving its not a before and after, and not for the picture on the left literally being a post hasan made hours prior.
Shoutout to that one time I got community noted cuz I didn't have a makeup scar, thereby proving its not a before and after, and not for the picture on the left literally being a post hasan made hours prior.
The Taking of Pelham 1-2-3 is on tv, and man, this is the greatest collection of leather-bag-faces ever put on screen, I love it so much.
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
˗ˏˋuıʍʇʎdəə�.. @creeptwin
4K Followers 1K Following Famous Reply King🗨️👑 ☆ I have5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈named after🍝 ☆ she/her/她 ☆ HoH/CODA ☆ ASL/中文 ☆ Ⓐ☭🅰️©️🆎 ☆ 🆓 🇸🇸 ☆ 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✊☆ 🅱️LⓂ ☆ Landback
Salami @Salami63742130
1K Followers 1K Following
another Hannah @hudlion
2K Followers 5K Following I write poems, occasionally she/they. 31 free Palestine. abolition now.
ℓιηʑ🖤🇵🇸 @LalalaLindseyJ
3K Followers 770 Following I love it when you press my buttons (like, follow, pay) // she/her // 21+ // acab // $20 to enter my dms 🐝🖤 From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Jam 🇵🇸they/them.. @JaimeKay
2K Followers 1K Following Non-binary they/them, bisexual, bipolar babe who loves their cat, reading, video games, drawing, veg life, and being a Socialist. Trans rights are human rights.
Grumpypasta (𝚗𝚜.. @spaghettitit
9K Followers 3K Following opinions expressed here are my own & not the views of my dad • $20 dm fee • $100 unblock fee
Tony Todd @TonyTodd54
109K Followers 22K Following Theater whenever! Candyman, Venom Final Destination, Sushi Girl, The Crow, Rock, Platoon Zoom Venom Darkseid How I learned what I learned Fences Traveling Light
Mayor Howard Vander @vander_iam
4K Followers 2K Following Renaissance Man, I'll sell you Christmas Cards in June | Produced by @mediummhollow, lover of @polypockettwink | he/him/Howard
minkblood @Miggywigs1
378 Followers 413 Following Cameraman for Naked and Afraid https://t.co/R55SINExb9
Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme
9K Followers 2K Following Occasionally funny. Not your first choice. He/Him
Leslie Christine 🌺 @LeSSmt12
6K Followers 7K Following Fought blood cancer. Take advantage of every day, you never know when it's your last! 🌸 Passionate about photography. 😍 #BLM #Fuckcancer #Free🇵🇸
Justine Peres Smith @redroomrantings
15K Followers 5K Following Screen Editor at Cult MTL. Contributor at LWLies, Hyperallergic, Roger Ebert and More! Programmer @FantasiaFest [email protected]
V-Animator 🧪🔆 @veanimator
677 Followers 1K Following v, wife of @voidsrus4 , lascivious author, onion hater ♿ chapbook reader at @prismaticapress • stories in @rejectionlit and @press_roi priv: @bigdogafterdark
Elon Musk🌐 @Elonmusk647393
6 Followers 249 Following CEO, and Chief Designer of SpaceX and product architect of Tesla, Inc. Founder of The Boring Company Co-founder of Neuralink, OpenAI
Punished Beefsteak �.. @beefsteak_julie
103 Followers 96 Following People should be way cooler about shit sometimes. @ol_scarbrain on main when I’m not in trouble for quoting Bo Burnham.
John @John996783272
512 Followers 5K Following
James Munson @moneymunson1981
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Elizabeth Wagley🌻 @Ehwagley
79 Followers 860 Following
Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers
8K Followers 4K Following PhD in Trauma, Popular Culture and Postmodernism. Published with Palgrave Macmillan. Illustrator. Horror, film, TV, games, cats. #mutantfam she/her
panda ࿐ @canoonnize
414 Followers 467 Following ༊*·˚ hall light wishes . . . ♡ @8circleee ! free palestine.
merle sweatshirt @SweatshirtMerle
695 Followers 1K Following I am a real doer of activities. sometimes I draw; it’s awful. also I’m yer dad. she/her/yer dad
official t-boy snoopy.. @corpsebother
234 Followers 209 Following october ♥ 26 ♥ a walking study in demonology ♥ ancom, ftrtts 🇵🇸 ♥ @MothHounds ❤️ one piece 🐯/⚔️/🐊
Jameson @Jameson120767
115 Followers 2K Following State to state delivery, city to cities, something getting to it. All account suspended +1k follower.
Tex ✶✧ @xtexito
632 Followers 489 Following Fine hoes, Five Phones, Corn Cobb bigger than Steve Jobs ten toes // dm to go inch for inch // #LLP🕊️
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
Brass @Brassgrass1
319 Followers 439 Following these brass always want my grass or somthn 23, bi he/him
۟ @ragingxngxl
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Manda @onepunchmanduhh
35K Followers 3K Following forensic acct major | this is a Kia Soul hate account |
Bigboiaidz (weeb arc) @aidanyuille02
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Arik 🪲 @heavenlyrik
113 Followers 105 Following
baby bitch @love2gopee
684 Followers 355 Following they/them | twitter and god's most perfect princess
roochi @roochi4444
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Molls @mollymarie03
2K Followers 797 Following Sports Yeller. Cat Lady. Trash Mouth. Retired Alcoholic. Geriatric Mom. All Black Lives Matter. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ She/her.
FPrimeX(taylor's edit.. @FirstDerivative
713 Followers 2K Following All the woman, and I guess me - the first derivative biography
Ginger Dolezal @AnitaDolezal338
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♡ trashley ♡ @tacotuesdayfan
3K Followers 2K Following What this mouth do? Nothing but hurt your feelings. Mentally unstable, bisexual, BBW, MILF. & no, I do not want to see your 🍤 dick.
PISSBUCKETDOMINANCE @PISSBUCKETDOMI
829 Followers 830 Following The gimmick is piss and my bladders always full. NY (parody/satire) lost 127lbs
phrog @phroggy499
1K Followers 689 Following 18 MDNI! $sarahm499 ,, $2 dm fee non moots. DO NOT send unsolicited pics/ vids. HAVE AGE IN BIO. taken
Yeller Lizard 🦎�.. @FellerYeller
2K Followers 4K Following Simple Florida lizard. Movie fan who wants to be best friends and live on your trees rawr. Yessir. Owned by @yappersdelight
tacorat @AlTacoRat
116 Followers 252 Following 18 trans rights free Palestine use whatever in my bio against me if you have less than $1,000 in your bank..
cordelia 🫧💒💣.. @d3liasdiary
790 Followers 1K Following writer, cigarette enjoyer, pill chewer, cat mother, daughter, lover, cracker, complex and sexy with tons of problems and a fat ass 👽 i love u posey
CYBERTRAP777/サイ�.. @digitalglitch7
111 Followers 586 Following I make collages and I have a magazine
⛧ 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔰 .. @mawwwissa
2K Followers 1K Following ♱ 𝔱𝔴𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔶 𝔬𝔫𝔢 • 𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔫𝔬, ℭ𝔄 • 𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔞𝔩 • 𝔰𝔥𝔢/𝔥𝔢𝔯 • 𝔩𝔦𝔟𝔯𝔞 • 𝔲𝔯 𝔩𝔬𝔠𝔞𝔩 𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔪𝔬𝔪𝔪𝔶 ♱
big money salvia @kahtrinuh
9K Followers 2K Following ain't no fun if the aliens can't have none. сви полицајци су копилад she/her @thottypraxis (18+)
Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting
339K Followers 9K Following 💀 Your #1 source for all things #horror 💀 Podcasts ➡️ @BloodyFm Screambox ➡️ @ScreamboxTV
˗ˏˋuıʍʇʎdəə�.. @creeptwin
4K Followers 1K Following Famous Reply King🗨️👑 ☆ I have5️⃣🐱🐈🐈🐈🐈named after🍝 ☆ she/her/她 ☆ HoH/CODA ☆ ASL/中文 ☆ Ⓐ☭🅰️©️🆎 ☆ 🆓 🇸🇸 ☆ 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈✊☆ 🅱️LⓂ ☆ Landback
𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_
17K Followers 717 Following Horror is the best genre but I watch the other genres too ☁︎︎ Be nice or get out ☁︎︎ Don’t be weird in my DMs
FANGORIA @FANGORIA
284K Followers 1K Following First in Fright since 1979, FANGORIA is a collectible magazine, a podcast network, and an entertainment studio.
🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle
29K Followers 5K Following Expert consultant for crowdsourced online mental illness diagnoses. Not consistent about checking DMs, don’t take it personal. Same user name on bluesky.
i bless the rains dow.. @Chinchillazllla
109K Followers 7K Following Internet's own Chili Neighbor™. Rebecca. 34. Autistic hermit. Ask me about bugs. Girl version of Nic Cage in Pig. see more Rufus content at @KuneKuneRufus
Salami @Salami63742130
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mrs papaw @mrsballs69
11K Followers 2K Following I’m shocking and borderline unpalatable, but hey, at least I’m not a bruins fan
another Hannah @hudlion
2K Followers 5K Following I write poems, occasionally she/they. 31 free Palestine. abolition now.
ℓιηʑ🖤🇵🇸 @LalalaLindseyJ
3K Followers 770 Following I love it when you press my buttons (like, follow, pay) // she/her // 21+ // acab // $20 to enter my dms 🐝🖤 From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
Jam 🇵🇸they/them.. @JaimeKay
2K Followers 1K Following Non-binary they/them, bisexual, bipolar babe who loves their cat, reading, video games, drawing, veg life, and being a Socialist. Trans rights are human rights.
🪩⟁ the dudette l.. @Jessie_theAlien
8K Followers 2K Following 🛸👽 | horror film to feel something | filmstigator 🐊 @jessinthedisco
John Squires 🎃 @FreddyInSpace
89K Followers 4K Following Editor in Chief of @BDisgusting. Runs @HorrorCalendar. Proud Armenian. I'm a sensitive person who likes bad horror movies. [email protected]
Grumpypasta (𝚗𝚜.. @spaghettitit
9K Followers 3K Following opinions expressed here are my own & not the views of my dad • $20 dm fee • $100 unblock fee
Horror4Kids @horror4kids
93K Followers 2K Following A Spooky Place For Kids Of ALL Ages To Celebrate ALL Things Horror. 👻 For Promotional/Business Inquiries Please Contact: [email protected]
DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm
1.5M Followers 831 Following Your leading source for quick reliable news. Home for healthy and liberating discussion on all things pop culture. (Amazon links shared may earn us commissions)
Monica Lewinsky (she/.. @MonicaLewinsky
1.2M Followers 1K Following INSTA monica_lewinsky @altendprod • anti-bullying activist •@tedtalks giver • •@vanityfair contributor •rap song muse • ex-beret model •knitter•
Zilla @Babyzillla
1K Followers 326 Following Queen of all monsters. Car enthusiast - '24 GT & ‘22 Mach1. Gamer - Pokémon TCG collector - Variety content creator. @zilllababy - lewd page
💚 @allisvnsoul
2K Followers 403 Following My name is Allison💙 TikTok alliesoul✨bikini pics and politics 💛 I also sing. big #country 🤠✨🌻💖 girl fan
Baby Gravy @AgentShagwell
17K Followers 868 Following Nikki • 26 • probably high • they/he/she • 18+
archive milfs @archivesmilfs
91K Followers 2 Following daily content of milfs. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏
Queen Star Cunt 👑 .. @SuperHyperSpaz
8K Followers 7K Following Spazattack! Nerd alert! Women's rights, BLM, coffee & F-bombs. Nature/Horror/gaming/comics/nerd sh*t 4 life/ @sebastianstmaur is mine
Hundreds of Beavers M.. @beaversfilm
3K Followers 239 Following ONLINE & IN THEATERS: A slapstick epic about a frostbitten battle between JEAN KAYAK and DIABOLICAL BEAVERS—hundreds of them—who stand between him and survival.
Punished Beefsteak �.. @beefsteak_julie
103 Followers 96 Following People should be way cooler about shit sometimes. @ol_scarbrain on main when I’m not in trouble for quoting Bo Burnham.
brat @ratgrrrll
6K Followers 423 Following ˚ ⋆ ୨♡୧ ⋆ ˚ 23 - boosted ascendant. DM FEE FOR NON MOOTS.
Oh Worm? @WorstTwoQuinns
14K Followers 322 Following Magic Nerd, Music Player, Ex-Mariachi, Fighting Game Enjoyer, and Girl Lover Minors DNI 23 It/Its alt for mutuals is @AshynQuinn
Batz! @lilbatzz
125K Followers 1K Following Sweet like poison ⚔️ Twitch Partner 💚 alt @RingsideBatz 💚 📧: [email protected]
Multiversal+ @MpvStreaming
2K Followers 3K Following Multiversal is your exclusive source for over-the-top streaming media content from every corner of the multiverse.
Asherz 🌙 @itsasherz
4K Followers 1K Following Weirdo from Ohio. Cryptozoologist. Ufologist. Paranormal Investigator. Filmmaker. Author. Podcaster. #HorrorFam.
･ *｡･ ﾟ* ｡�.. @gocryelsewhere
3K Followers 222 Following they/them • Indigiebitch 🍒🪩 • liberación a todos los pueblos indígenas 🖤
6 Seasons and a Movin.. @NBAGreendale
5K Followers 1K Following The Community/basketball collab that no one asked for. #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver
10K Followers 2K Following sovereign of the hazeldom definitely 46 years old
Coralie Fargeat @coraliefargeat
5K Followers 1K Following French filmmaker. Director of REVENGE @[email protected]
samm severin @waitressboner
2K Followers 2K Following poets are always lying about being comedians but I’m not
SpookieAbbie 🔪🎃 @spookieabbie
3K Followers 2K Following 26 | horror, books, and video games |🏳️🌈🌻 what’s your favorite scary movie?
Theater Bootleg Archi.. @OutOfContextTRB
59K Followers 114 Following Welcome to the wacky world of theater bootlegs! Documenting all of them from early to recent day. Runners: MrLunch5, RigbyGender & many others!
Bat World Sanctuary @batworld
24K Followers 101 Following A non-profit, accredited organization providing worldwide rescue, rehabilitation, release and lifetime sanctuary for bats in need.
Dune Sietchposting @Sietchposting
39K Followers 183 Following A man's flesh is his own; the memes belong to the tribe.
🇵🇸 caroline tho.. @scare_oline
1K Followers 579 Following She/Her | Playwright | Wannabe film critic and Host @HHYNSMovies | Vocalist @Counter_Feiters | I don't want to be here any more than you do.
merle sweatshirt @SweatshirtMerle
695 Followers 1K Following I am a real doer of activities. sometimes I draw; it’s awful. also I’m yer dad. she/her/yer dad
post rut clarity🌻 @kittleabvgrnd
16K Followers 699 Following she/her • powerlifter • chaotic good • constant stream of consciousness • unapologetically joyful • veins full of coffee • link below for dm fee + more👇🏻💸
official t-boy snoopy.. @corpsebother
234 Followers 209 Following october ♥ 26 ♥ a walking study in demonology ♥ ancom, ftrtts 🇵🇸 ♥ @MothHounds ❤️ one piece 🐯/⚔️/🐊
cowboyfontia @cowboyfontina
653 Followers 536 Following
Redditors Posting Ls @RedditorLs
34K Followers 59 Following I post Reddit Ls. DMs are open for submissions. Do not harass anyone posted.
Kaiju No. 14 @14_kaiju
9K Followers 2K Following I'm a Godzilla & Tokusatsu fan who naturally often posts news and memes on Godzilla and Co.
Tex ✶✧ @xtexito
632 Followers 489 Following Fine hoes, Five Phones, Corn Cobb bigger than Steve Jobs ten toes // dm to go inch for inch // #LLP🕊️
Crazy Ass Moments In .. @Crazy_ultraman
2K Followers 213 Following Another crazy ass twt acc, Expect spoilers | Also I cover other Tsuburaya toku here | Rest in Peace Leviera | Dm submissions | Run by @Mememanbuttoku
Eka Bakie @EkaBakie
6K Followers 2K Following She/Her. Catfish. Atheist. Queen of gif. Reviewer of weird books. Don’t touch me
Jared Krichevsky @Monstermash042
36K Followers 5K Following 14 Years Character/Creature Vis. Dev. GvK, GxK, GoTG v3, M3GAN, NIGHT SWIM, Instructor @gnomon_School. CDG #892. He/Him. Tweets are my own opinion.
𝖗𝖊𝖓 @regularenn
3K Followers 252 Following
ella (tiktok: @blonde.. @blondehotcoffee
2K Followers 2K Following i only tweet when i’m high or manic
Brass @Brassgrass1
319 Followers 439 Following these brass always want my grass or somthn 23, bi he/him
˚₊𓆩༺fae༻�.. @faexunseen
127 Followers 46 Following worship. {nsfw 18+} i play video games and take hot pics✧ $5 dm fee - cashapp: $fairypurgatory
The Weeknd is pledging another $2 million to help feed families in Gaza. More: rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…
met gala will suck this year we have no good celebrities anymore
Dudes with no profile pic and 7 followers will try to humble you by going “this you?” and it’s literally one of the hottest selfies you’ve ever posted lol
Who's your favorite guest star on The Simpsons and why is it Albert Brooks?
Forgot to post this when there was that orange peeling discourse
Oh for fucks sake.
BABY’S FIRST DEDICATED HATER YAYYY❤️❤️❤️
whats your “THE” photo of a character behind the scenes
Okay I forgive him for The Idol and will put his music back on my private time playlist
The Weeknd Pledges $2 Million to Provide Food for Humanitarian Support in Gaza variety.com/2024/music/new…
Bucks fans are pretty miserable for people whose team won a title three years ago. Sucks when you realize your window might be closing or has closed.
Haliburton: "I do it for the city" The city:
everyone is mad at her for stealing from charity (bad) but im mad at her for trying to be a thoughtleader (worse)
I just ran 13.1 miles for the Brooklyn half marathon at a 7.43 minute pace. I didn’t walk at all. I cried during a lot of it. I went to bed at 10 PM. I didn’t sign up for this race. I just asked the security where it started and where it ended and jumped in. No one watched me…
if you love “challengers,” please oh please how i beg of you to see a little film called “passages” by ira sachs
on a real note I have to start having casual sex again my room is so gross when I’m bringing no one home
Bought the Blu-ray of “Godzilla Minus One.”
Just remembered “I’d let her fuck me with a racket”
getting starbucks with a gift card i got from subbing before subbing for a 3rd grade class <3
it’s been 20 hours and strangers are still telling me what they do to celebrate their birthdays, going viral stinks.
Brb getting 4 hours of sleep then leaving
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