BeccaAmilee @BeccaAmilee
@AnchorWatch cofounder (Bitcoin Insurance + Trident Vault) Formerly: corporate at Starbucks, Target and American Eagle AnchorWatch.com Seattle Joined March 2014-
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This is really cool. I had no idea the Ministry of Silly Walks was located in the Kashmir.
This is really cool. I had no idea the Ministry of Silly Walks was located in the Kashmir.
girls adore when you send them random updates on your day and will swoon if you include a picture of what you’re doing
When I workout at night I'm delighted by the adult people leaving the gym in their jammies. (I'm also going home in my jammies.)
Happiness is a choice. Nature has no concept of happiness or unhappiness. You’re born, you have a whole set of sensory experiences and then you die. How you choose to interpret them is up to you - its your choice.
📣🚨 NEW SPEAKER ANNOUNCEMENT 💥 Cofounder of AnchorWatch Bitcoin Insurance Becca, @BeccaAmilee will be a speaker at Plan ₿ Forum 2024! Don’t miss the event of the year in Lugano, October 25-26! 🇨🇭 Get your ticket now! 👉 planb.lugano.ch/planb-forum/ #LuganoPlanB #bitcoin
You don’t hear about the struggles that come along with building an airplane as it’s ascending into the air. With no parachutes on board.
LOOK MAN I GET IT THAT YOU REALLY WANT BITCOIN TO WORK FOR POOR PEOPLE. BUT IF YOU THOUGHT SENDING TRANSACTIONS ON LAYER ONE WAS ALWAYS GOING TO BE CHEAP? YOU REALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE DESIGN.
A girl at the store this weekend had fake nails so long that it took her like 45 seconds to pull out $.49 worth of change from the till. Intense focus as she honed in on her desired coin and plucked at it, trying to apply just the right amount of pressure with the nails to lift…
Egg matzos or normal matzos? Streit’s or Manischewitz ?
“Why certainly! I’d love to hear about your scalable 3D printed Ai drone token meme fork that places KYC on the web4 BTC SOL ETH bridge 5th layer!”
Fun fact, flowers that are sold as annuals often come back subsequent years as perennials in Seattle because of the friendly climate.
Is there a bot I can use that auto-blocks any twitter account that uses "halvening" instead of "halving" ?
Becca Rubenfeld's thoughts on "Custody without coverage" are online now, you can check the full talk here: buff.ly/3xcXAY2 ⚡️
MAYBE THE HALVING NOT OCCURRING ON 4/20 IS A SIGN YOU NEED TO GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET TO WORK INSTEAD OF HUFFING THE DEVILS LETTUCE YOU SLOVENLY HOPHEADS
It's extra insulting when Captcha makes you reconfirm your humanity. You're saying I.... did not satisfactorily identify all the motorcycles? Again? AGAIN?
We are hiring a full-time Senior Full Stack Engineer at @AnchorWatch! Check out the job description at anchorwatch.com/careers and email us at jobs@AnchorWatch.com if you're qualified, interested and available! Fair warning, you have to work closely with @Rob1Ham and me, but…
We are hiring a full-time Senior Full Stack Engineer at @AnchorWatch! Check out the job description at anchorwatch.com/careers and email us at jobs@AnchorWatch.com if you're qualified, interested and available! Fair warning, you have to work closely with @Rob1Ham and me, but…
Has someone told the degens creating a fee market on Testnet that you can just... make your own bitcoin network as a signet? You can even make it 30 second block times to give yourself the illusion of speed.
I have a piano keyboard in my office. When I feel angsty I play classical piano at a ridiculous tempo. 2x-4x proper tempo. It does not sound nice, but puts me in flow. Can't think at all.
Brad Mills 🔑⚡️ @bradmillscan
68K Followers 3K Following #Bitcoin Nostr: #npub1zjx3xe49u3njkyep4hcqxgth37r2ydc6f0d7nyfn72xlpv7n97ss73pvrl angel @geyserfund @scarcedotcity @beaverbitcoin_ @peachbitcoin + more 🐦
Neil Jacobs @NeilJacobs
73K Followers 508 Following Bitcoiner; @FOMO21Shop Co-Founder, Former Host of Inside Bitcoin, Former Board of Directors of Sats Center; Where I Buy My #Bitcoin - https://t.co/bq0nnxIt58
DETERMINISTIC OPTIMIS.. @nvk
128K Followers 2K Following #Bitcoin | get your bitcoin off exchanges ➡️ @COLDCARDwallet & @TAPSIGNER | privacy AI @UnleashedChat | pod🎙 @BitcoinReviewHQ --... ...--
BTC Sessions 😎 @BTCsessions
133K Followers 5K Following Host of BTC Sessions on YouTube. Powered by @thebitcoinwell Co-founder of @theBTCmentor nostr:#npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8
Joe Carlasare @JoeCarlasare
35K Followers 3K Following Commercial Litigator supporting #Bitcoin - Poker - Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting. Not legal / financial advice
Mandrik @Mandrik
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Dr. Jeff Ross @VailshireCap
93K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO Vailshire Capital Management LLC #RIA & Vailshire Partners LP hedge fund (2013) | Physician (IR/DR) | MBA (Finance) | Not the views of Vailshire!
Marty Bent @MartyBent
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Magoo PhD @HodlMagoo
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Stephan Livera @stephanlivera
163K Followers 2K Following #Bitcoin Podcaster | Head of Education @Swanbitcoin | partner @bitcoinervc | https://t.co/zAJyFuhaj7 Oct 18-19
P @phjlljp
15K Followers 1K Following Head of Media at @Swan | NashBitDevs Organizer at @bitcoinpark_ | Fiat Minimalist | AI Maximalist
₿itcoin Gandalf @BTCGandalf
75K Followers 6K Following I tell crazy stories about the revolutionary people and events from #bitcoin's past and present | Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
MrHodl⚡️🟠🤌�.. @MrHodl
58K Followers 3K Following #Bitcoin Class of 2025 Maxi #Nostr: 29fbc05acee671fb579182ca33b0e41b455bb1f9564b90a3d8f2f39dee3f2779
McShane @mcshane_writes
39K Followers 1K Following #npub16vrkgd28wq6n0h77lqgu8h4fdu0eapxgyj0zqq6ngfvjf2vs3nuq5mp2va
TERRENCE · MUST • .. @TYonClubhouse
12K Followers 2K Following Originate & launch products eg, IRA, tax loss harvesting, & serve select clients as 🦢 @Swan Managing Director. x-Wall St🗽 bank 🏦, law ⚖️, angel😇. Views mine
Tomer Strolight @TomerStrolight
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Rijndael | BIP-420 �.. @rot13maxi
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🏔Adam O🏔 @denverbitcoin
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cancervero69 ⚡️ @solanodaniel
832 Followers 1K Following Father, Husband, Brother, Friend, Entrepreneur, Node Runner, Blogger, Product Developer, Gamer, Soldier of the family of Light/Bounty Hunter #bitcoin
Theeserlet @Theeserletcpm
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dude @helloimthatdude
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Teshe @Teshe1634363
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Stefan Smith - TBA �.. @noufsmith
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Tophif @TophifO4rE
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Michelle Gan @michelll_gan
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Pooh 🎮 🎹 🎸 �.. @OdhissM
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Dirsewthou @DirsewthoupIO_
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MurielMorton @BNfQ9ece973384l
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Pedgy0x @Pedgy0x2
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PrudenceConnor @Nu76c636Eg3Mr
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Virginia Monette @VirginiaMo17631
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Drone Cadets @DroneCadets
527 Followers 1K Following An Unmanned Technology Workforce Pathway visit https://t.co/3Z4K4aYv8F
Tom van Lamoen @tom_lamoen
3K Followers 4K Following Lijsttrekker @stemlp Fractievoorzitter @amersfoortvrij Founder LP #bitcoin factie. https://t.co/WjTUeRYHJJ
C-TRICK @CtrickFetti
260 Followers 74 Following MY FIRST OFFICIAL ALBUM “”SORRY 4 NOT BEING SORRY”” ft @torylanez #kidtrunks @fsodinero & MORE OUT NOW LINK IN BIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mufasa vs. Scar @abdi40355
60 Followers 576 Following There is only one kingdom, you are either Mufasa or Scar
🎷🐛 ~ lushy dunk.. @luscious_duncan
138 Followers 299 Following #CRYPTO DEITY #HIPHOP DICTATOR #COMEDY FLAVORED #DECENTRALIZED LASER CREATOR
GanjaCEO @Ganja_CEO
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NftHomie @nft_homie
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Syaiful11 @wedousdobleh
60 Followers 242 Following Belajar bersama untuk memulai hal yang baru,always empty your glass my friend..spirit 🔥
Anna @DeniseN70853
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Jarred colasimo @JColasimo
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BitFrankie CTV/LNHANC.. @bitfrankie
910 Followers 2K Following Bitcoiner, general assistant @satsconf_, lowkey progressive #bitcoin ⚡ [email protected]
GET OFF MY LAWN @backinmyD4Y
132 Followers 297 Following True $Boomer in my heart of hearts. Fade, or don't. There's probably harder ways to retire?
Clark Kazuya @ClarkKazuya
282 Followers 2K Following Straight, white, male…. how else can I piss you off today?
WEEX Global, Sign Up .. @ruv07az773
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Bit Dawg @Bit_Dawg_
8K Followers 2K Following The orange coin may go up longer than you can stay rational. Tread carefully. | $MSTR “The Second Best” | Bitcoin Freedomist
Thanos @Thanoshodl
81 Followers 205 Following
LordSavage.eth @L0RDsavage
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Brilliant_Egg @Brilliant__Egg
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Brad Mills 🔑⚡️ @bradmillscan
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Neil Jacobs @NeilJacobs
73K Followers 508 Following Bitcoiner; @FOMO21Shop Co-Founder, Former Host of Inside Bitcoin, Former Board of Directors of Sats Center; Where I Buy My #Bitcoin - https://t.co/bq0nnxIt58
DETERMINISTIC OPTIMIS.. @nvk
128K Followers 2K Following #Bitcoin | get your bitcoin off exchanges ➡️ @COLDCARDwallet & @TAPSIGNER | privacy AI @UnleashedChat | pod🎙 @BitcoinReviewHQ --... ...--
BTC Sessions 😎 @BTCsessions
133K Followers 5K Following Host of BTC Sessions on YouTube. Powered by @thebitcoinwell Co-founder of @theBTCmentor nostr:#npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8
Joe Carlasare @JoeCarlasare
35K Followers 3K Following Commercial Litigator supporting #Bitcoin - Poker - Life is on the wire. The rest is just waiting. Not legal / financial advice
Mandrik @Mandrik
44K Followers 1K Following Sold baklava for #Bitcoin in 2011. Nostr: #npub1qex7yjtuucs6ac49kjujdgytrjsphn5a4pdscu2w3qlprym4zsxqfz82qk Past: @blockchain/@BitInstant
Guy Swann ⚡️| Act.. @TheGuySwann
81K Followers 3K Following Liberty is a technology problem • Host of @BitcoinAudible, @Ai_Unchained • Pro Memecraft • Audiobook Narrator
Dr. Jeff Ross @VailshireCap
93K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO Vailshire Capital Management LLC #RIA & Vailshire Partners LP hedge fund (2013) | Physician (IR/DR) | MBA (Finance) | Not the views of Vailshire!
Marty Bent @MartyBent
190K Followers 4K Following Founder @TFTC21 | Managing Partner @Ten31vc | @rabbitholerecap | Director @CathedraBitcoin | #bitcoin | We're going to win.
Magoo PhD @HodlMagoo
44K Followers 241 Following #Bitcoin is Freedom | Shadowy Super Coder | Macroeconomic Hobbyist | Maker of Jokes | Best Selling Author | Bitcoin Conference Speaker
Stephan Livera @stephanlivera
163K Followers 2K Following #Bitcoin Podcaster | Head of Education @Swanbitcoin | partner @bitcoinervc | https://t.co/zAJyFuhaj7 Oct 18-19
P @phjlljp
15K Followers 1K Following Head of Media at @Swan | NashBitDevs Organizer at @bitcoinpark_ | Fiat Minimalist | AI Maximalist
₿itcoin Gandalf @BTCGandalf
75K Followers 6K Following I tell crazy stories about the revolutionary people and events from #bitcoin's past and present | Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it
Steve Barbour @SGBarbour
55K Followers 2K Following Fiat minimalist, engine maximalist | Owner @upstreamdatainc | https://t.co/vIjwrbBMO9
MrHodl⚡️🟠🤌�.. @MrHodl
58K Followers 3K Following #Bitcoin Class of 2025 Maxi #Nostr: 29fbc05acee671fb579182ca33b0e41b455bb1f9564b90a3d8f2f39dee3f2779
Parman 🔑 Private K.. @parman_the
34K Followers 2K Following #Bitcoin guides/essays (free)| Self-custody mentorship | Creator - Parmanode Bitcoin Node Software (https://t.co/bDMpSz5r9a) | YTube education - Arman the Par
McShane @mcshane_writes
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TruthLabs 🫡 @BoringSleuth
36K Followers 3K Following "For the things that are seen are transient, but the things that are unseen are eternal" Led thru God CMDR [email protected]
Eddy @gauchoeddy
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Graham Krizek @gkrizek
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Shirish Jajodia @shirishjajodia
4K Followers 429 Following Head of Treasury and Investor Relations $MSTR | #Bitcoin is for everyone | Ex-Investment Banker | Energy | @IITBombay | Learn #BTC at https://t.co/3VZlW85Mgf
SatScreener @SatScreener
5K Followers 201 Following Real-time token aggregator for the Bitcoin ecosystem.
Rahul Sood 🏴☠.. @rahulsood
29K Followers 5K Following ceo @irreverentlabs . created microsoft ventures, unikrn acq by entain, voodoopc acq by hp, investor vrvana acq by apple, chairman maingear, long ❤️#Bitcoin
Mike Three @0xMikeThree
39K Followers 4K Following internet artist, crypto enjoyooor | Send complaints to [email protected]
Layer 4 ⚡️ @Layer4Talent
3K Followers 2K Following Technical & Executive Recruitment for #Bitcoin, #Lightning #AI & #NOSTR companies. Building #Freedomtech teams for a liberated future ⚒️⚡️
Value & Time @valueandtime
75K Followers 19K Following First 100 opensea wallets. Wall Street Bets. Posts are very, very satire & not investment advice.
kook ☪️ @KookCapitalLLC
63K Followers 5K Following shitpost god ☪️ | alpha 📲 https://t.co/dXpNrmCx5I
Bit Dawg @Bit_Dawg_
8K Followers 2K Following The orange coin may go up longer than you can stay rational. Tread carefully. | $MSTR “The Second Best” | Bitcoin Freedomist
Eric Podwojski 🟠�.. @epodrulz
14K Followers 999 Following "The Bitcoin Jobs Guy" | Co-Founder of @BitcoinTalentCo—We Find Talent for Businesses Building on Bitcoin | Sharing #BTC Job Opportunities Across the 🌎
Echo 🔆 @TheEcho13
25K Followers 194 Following 💁🏼♀️ Traditionalist 👩🏼🤝👨🏻 Relationship coach - Twitter’s favorite matchmaker 💛 I’ll hit like on my own tweets if I think I deserve it.
Tree || The Fractiona.. @TrinaNuance
10K Followers 610 Following Clarity Coach to my private clients + for @clientascen. Stop wasting time, bandwidth & quality of life on the wrong solutions… DM to explore working with me.
tonka @TonkaTruckEth
2K Followers 597 Following smoking on gas fees // your moms favorite degen / farmor
Pledditor @Pledditor
20K Followers 494 Following
levi403 (🦍,🦍) @Levi403
1K Followers 1K Following https://t.co/cMlHqJ1jKm /// Dumb Money Calls, Will You Answer? Creator and artist of $gaetz on Sol, @bellgaetzcoin
Jonny Deacon @jonny_deacon
2K Followers 73 Following $BRETT +20-50B—————————————————————$MOON +500-750MC
ali @endingwithali
20K Followers 513 Following software engineer @ fintech - online @ https://t.co/4vI4dOxzmn - threatwire host @hak5 - cult leader @ @baddevclub - nyc - ex @miteecs - jewish
Shalo Walker 🐸🧴.. @iamshalowalker
2K Followers 914 Following Degen 🎰| Gamer 🎮 Money printooorrr Go BRRRR | JPEGs 😎 0x69 🐸💅 NFA Team: @TheRollingApes Gaming: ShaloWalker#7401450
FATE 🌚🔮🌝 @hatedbyfate_eth
6K Followers 4K Following PR @normiladymaker | former wetlab warlock @insitro | former advisor @degentoonz | research @nftgoio
Magic Eden on Bitcoin.. @MEonBTC
88K Followers 679 Following Welcome to the world of Ordinals, brought to you by the first audited, secure platform, @MagicEden. For help support: https://t.co/0OPSg9YXe9
Tiny Vikings @Tiny__Vikings
9K Followers 81 Following Stay tiny 🤏 https://t.co/DpBPYM98Fr https://t.co/LjyoR04yUI
Erica🎮 @BabesCryptoland
12K Followers 8K Following Check out my highlights reel | The GG Show | @Gokhshtein | @Treasure_DAO | @Elixir_Launcher | @EarnAlliance | @TheCatalystOG | @Immutable | @QORPOworld
DEATH OR GLORY @180thmeridian
456 Followers 122 Following Think. Act. Feel. Add our consequence to the tides of good and evil that flood and drain the world. For as long as fate keeps waiting, we live on.
Dad Mod @DadMod_xyz
8K Followers 6K Following Dad bod on a journey to become a father figure. 👨👩👧👦 @mfersonchain | @0xDaddyIssues |
Leonidas @LeonidasNFT
210K Followers 5K Following Ordfluencer | Runemaster | Building @ord_io | Host @TheOrdinalShow
Yogurt @yogurt_eth
32K Followers 1K Following Founder of @YogurtVerse i like NFT's and @strawbmilk_eth. #NFTs Since August 2021.
Krusty @Krusty_spaces
1K Followers 433 Following was Crypto Krusty since 2017 https://t.co/toDIMot7hH https://t.co/JgJv0oYgFf
Plazma @Plazma0x
15K Followers 3K Following Crypto • Stocks • Macro • Geo-politics • Life Quit my L1/scalability startup in 2018. @DeepBlackAI OG. $BTC, $ETH and $PEPE is all you need.
Bitcoin is for Everyo.. @BITCOINisforALL
286 Followers 236 Following Empowering Portland through Bitcoin Education 📅 Wed May 22 📍McMenamins Kennedy School 🌎 Portland, OR 🎟️ $99 Early Bird until March 31st 🤝 501c3 nonprofit
Matt Black @matthewjablack
2K Followers 2K Following CoFounder @AtomicFinance. Boomer Millenial. #Bitcoin not crypto. Nostr not blockchain npub1wf7w8mrzqs3uvd8wsp774462d3rtttzwetuhpmzjccgn63emy4ls5qsxhy
Naomi Brockwell @naomibrockwell
68K Followers 6K Following Tech journalist 📺: https://t.co/U9sHacLWRo https://t.co/BOLDq7rLMs 📕: https://t.co/5wY2fABVNJ Dance like no one's watching. Encrypt like everyone is.
Muhammad Bana @Muhammad__Bana
143 Followers 357 Following Digital Asset Advisor at The Bitcoin World
Evan Armstrong 📧 @itsurboyevan
8K Followers 2K Following Lead writer at @every. Hunting for rebels with @indievc. Follow for research on AI, finance, and how startups win.
Rekt Fencer @rektfencer
210K Followers 629 Following Professional rekter | Pronouns: rekt/degen | Founder of X DAO. Follow for alpha threads
CherrySixx 🐸 @CherryFlavaPepe
2K Followers 988 Following 🍒🐸 $PEPE + $MOG Scallywag 🏴☠️ 🐸🍒 (nothing I do or say is financial advice) 🫵😹 - - - 🍒💎 $WOJAK 💎🍒
SlumDOGE Millionaire @ProTheDoge
329K Followers 142 Following Slumdoge.eth IG: @ProTheDoge Glauber Contessoto The Dogecoin Millionaire 🤲🏼💎 email: [email protected] Tweets NFA - PRIME XBT Click Link 👇🏼
zk-🦈 @ZK_shark
66K Followers 6K Following _̴̡̧̧̢̧̭̺̣͖̬̲̹̬̭̰̘̫͎̹͓̹̮͔̩̦̫̮̰͕̝̝̲̺͚̪̝̰̲̩̹̱̤͒̄̀̅̍͐̓̀͊̌̍̎̐̔͋̆̈́̽̀̓̀̀̾́̾̑͗́̉̃̎̾̊͑̆̓̀̒̎̈́͋͜ͅ @OrdinalMaxiBiz
Bandit @BanditMfer
15K Followers 3K Following 👸🏻 idk sht about fk I’m just clickin buttons | Send complaints to [email protected]
@tylerbradfield They are delicious, $2.50 per at Costco
@tylerbradfield Fairlife definitely owns the protein shake game right now
@X__GC__X What do you suggest? I started 2021. I run a node, I programmed a Minecraft server that operates on lightning. I'm learning Arduino/electrical for a vending machine and have another large project🤐. I want to learn c++ and L1 more but I have 5 kids and am busy and employed more…
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
For the next little bit this is the part that separates the REAL g miners from the LARPS. Did you prepare? Or were you too busy driving your lambo's and chilling on the beach? GOOD LUCK!
When my husband and I were living in San Francisco and had no money we got rejected by a sublet bc they wanted single women only so my husband convinced me to apply again but pretend to be a different person with a British accent and it worked
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever mowed the grass right before a huge rain?
@BeantownBitcoin @jratcliff @phil_geiger Are you missing the tax free part?
@corruptNovelist @thechosenberg Oh shut up
@corruptNovelist @thechosenberg The only people skeptical of genuine love are those either afraid or incapable of it.
@thechosenberg @_Maria_Kawai Wow this certainly gave some men a chance to whine about how much they aren’t appreciated.
@thechosenberg i bought my Husband roses for Valentine's Day. He just kinda grunted and said "thanks" but damned if He didn't keep those flowers right there on His desk, then save the balloon (has it's own place on the desk now) when the flowers were dead. Conclusion: Men do appreciate it,…
@thechosenberg This is so wholesome. How do I make my whole feed just posts like this? 🥹
@thechosenberg Unironically PROBABLY yes if they’re compatible and don’t have any broad differences in what they’re looking for in life this is already enough
>gf gets bf flowers once >should i marry her?
@juliewrites we did that in the 70s. what does that mean?
Something must have happened during the covid years bc people are acting like total idiots in public lately. Everyone is so hostile and unhinged. Vibes are totally off.
@realfrugalmogul When my kids marry, they will be able to tell their prospective spouses that a prenup is a requirement of their trust and my will to take the pressure off of them and protect my hard earned money.
I would have thought it's falling over in an ice skating rink, and someone skating over your outstretched fingers cutting them all clean off.
Every woman’s biggest nightmare is late marriage.
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