Beth P. @BethKellyP
I got a twitter bc my boyfriend thinks I'm funny and I heard @sethmeyers was giving out jobs. i.imgur.com/DynhlnW.gif yo mamas butt. Joined April 2014
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“@Jezebel: Archie of Archie Comics to die by taking bullet for gay friend bit.ly/1yhXsxf” @lorrainel86
Shia Labeouf is just trying to be the 2014 Amanda Bynes.
"Have you seem that show Orange is the New Black? It's very... Lesbian"
I get jealous of girls who have longer ponytails than me.
“@lucaswmuller: My emotions hurt #america” but how are your emojis? ❓
“@carlyaquilino: Honestly, girls who literally take Instagram pictures of bowls of fruit on a beach all day. What the fuck is your job?”
I only come on twitter to see what @lorrainel86 & @billyeichner post.
Wait. Are Mary Swanson & Ron Swanson related? @Nick_Offerman
“@lorrainel86: Joint Facebook accounts give me the creeps” thank you!! #someonehadtosayit
@carlyaquilino they also don't like it when you tell them they look like Susan Sarandon. Like, they get REAL mad.
@lucaswmuller I'll say it. It's a bad thing.
@lucaswmuller because people are too lazy to read and now just want to look at pictures. Also, notice how fewer viral videos there are?
How many white girls have a crush on ?uestlove ?
Whenever a girl quotes Hannah Horvath (ala @lenadunham) "all adventurous girls do" I assume they have HPV.
You know how some women see babies and say "aww my ovaries!"? Thats how I feel when I see dogs, "omg, look at that baby! I think hes a lab!"
Things that give me anxiety: @VICE documentaries, cruise ships & everything at the gym.
“@billyeichner: Nothing makes me happier than Nick Offerman's laugh. billyeichner.tumblr.com/post/857852913… #BillyontheStreet” SAMES.
“@lorrainel86: Welp looks like I will be packing the night before as usual.” Typical! Haha
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Girls @girlsHBO
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Lawrence Gilliard Jr @gilliardl_jr
117K Followers 2K Following I am an American Actor known for my work in movies and tv. Most notably Straight out of Brooklyn, Waterboy, Gangs of NY, The Wire, The Walking Dead & The Deuce
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Talking Dead @AMCTalkingDead
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The Walking Dead @TheWalkingDead
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522K Followers 134 Following Jesus is my jam so LOVE is my Life. I’m every woman, it’s all in me. 😁 Now I’m Captain Michael Burnham on Star Trek Discovery. 🖖🏽🖤
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SHOWTIME @Showtime
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