Board Observer Barry @BoardObserver
Too senior to build the model, not senior enough to have a real board seat. Trials and tribulations of a mid-level middle market Private Equity Professional. Interior Office Joined May 2021-
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I can only think of one person who may be both willing and able to buy this thing:
I can only think of one person who may be both willing and able to buy this thing: https://t.co/erjMDl7Bbr
Anybody else with a ThinkPad that has a useful life of ~30 days? These things literally work properly for a month and then they just get nuked.
Kamala looks worse than an old catcher’s mitt in her concession speech. Can’t imagine what 4 years in the top chair would’ve been like.
I should’ve gone into real estate.
I should’ve gone into real estate.
Why does Watson look like he’s about to take a manufacturing conglomerate private, put in $0 equity, and take a fat dividend at closing by sale leaseback-ing all of the plants?
Why does Watson look like he’s about to take a manufacturing conglomerate private, put in $0 equity, and take a fat dividend at closing by sale leaseback-ing all of the plants?
Not all heros wear capes. This man is doing the Lord’s work in 28D.
Not all heros wear capes. This man is doing the Lord’s work in 28D.
Why do hotels always include some BS little roasted tomatoes with breakfast? Who is asking for this and who decided it was a good idea?
If you think that you’d be a professional athlete if your dad was a billionaire you are very wrong. If you were even close you’d know just how wrong you are, but you’re so far away from being a professional athlete that you can’t comprehend how far away you are.
If you think that you’d be a professional athlete if your dad was a billionaire you are very wrong. If you were even close you’d know just how wrong you are, but you’re so far away from being a professional athlete that you can’t comprehend how far away you are.
A beautiful Thursday Night on the College Campus. What’s missing? Children
A beautiful Thursday Night on the College Campus. What’s missing? Children
If Country Club Snob got even one man to retire his grommeted Master’s towel (gift from a friend), to think twice about buying a block letter hat, to say yes to one more golf trip, to buy beer from the course instead of sneaking it in… Then he did his job.
The @sweetgreen customer experience is so bad it’s honestly insane. I can’t imagine a situation where these things persist through a recession or push into non-major MSAs.
Does Spotify have different fee share with certain artists? I’ll play a song from a group with an extremely large catalog, and after it goes into “radio” it’s like one out of every ten songs is the original artist. Feels like they’re steering me to groups they make more on.
To the birdies that can be, unburdened by the bogeys that have been.
Makes sense. Gotta be annoying to pick up off the ground when double bagging it
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