lever up @_LeverUp
rx by day, sh*tposting by night, chief ambassador @ fintwit local brews, recovering pe bro leverup.substack.com Joined January 2020-
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my credit card declined at therapy so they make me re-review the analyst’s model that made me sick for days
I would like to disillusion anyone who may think that IB/PE firms aren’t (at the very least implicitly) screening for this already there are enough confounding factors when evaluating culture fit that realistically no one living in uni tents is at risk of getting these roles
I would like to disillusion anyone who may think that IB/PE firms aren’t (at the very least implicitly) screening for this already there are enough confounding factors when evaluating culture fit that realistically no one living in uni tents is at risk of getting these roles
telling my intern he needs to update his linkedin to “incoming analyst at tortured bankers department” if he wants a return offer can’t overstate how lucky my firm is to have me champion the team culture
few days late, but this album sounds a lot like “millennial finance bro becoming a swiftie as a personality trait”
status update, it’s been 36 hrs and I’ve gotten through bullet three so far – in for a fun sunday night
status update, it’s been 36 hrs and I’ve gotten through bullet three so far – in for a fun sunday night
The plan: -receive comments -fwd comments to analyst -faicco’s hangover remedy -lift sesh -chase analyst on the comments -finish second half of faicco’s -strip the TL of its collateral and orchestrate a coercive exchange offer -beers w the boys
“everyone in the bullpen used his templates” ok, but did the debt schedule account for the Gregorian calendar skipping a leap year in 2100 for interest accrual calculations?
eclipse? no thanks I prefer burning my retinas the old fashioned way, staring at a pdf on my screen and trying to make sense of vp’s ipad markup
do you think promoters know they are the scum of nyc or do they think they actually deliver value?
was acutely reminded of the old banking adage today: never let a good idea get in the way of deal momentum 🤷♂️
I guess that’s one way to weed out private equity bros with unrealized carry
babe, wake up. the new “and that’s exactly how I got into this industry” quote just dropped
babe, wake up. the new “and that’s exactly how I got into this industry” quote just dropped https://t.co/9kvI6CO6vJ
not technically a local brew (shout out to costco for carrying ZG seasonal releases), but it’s the thematic and from one of my fav VT breweries
was out w an irl friend and he goes “you’re not gonna believe this funny thing I read” and recites one of my tweet back to me we’ve come full circle he’s aware of this acct so it took me five min to realize he wasn’t just intentionally trolling
“working on the weekend like usual” … he hums under his breath, as he stops by the office on the way from the gym so he can send a quick email and comp a meal
I’ll call this and add bid protections so you any other potential buyer has to pay you a fee, we can call it something cool, like a stalking horse
I’ll call this and add bid protections so you any other potential buyer has to pay you a fee, we can call it something cool, like a stalking horse
Roses are red Covenants are hollow All your collateral belongs to Apollo
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Some news: I'm spending the next three months in London to report and edit on all things European levfin and distress Hmu if you know how French restructurings work, have restaurant recs, etc!
Let's talk about something that I suck at FUNDRAISING* 💰🤑 Here's my extremely biased perspective and how we're approaching it for our fund *raising equity capital for a private vehicle 👇🧵
@_LeverUp Saving society and doing the Lord’s work one excel formula/shortcut at a time
@_LeverUp There were always some analysts that used exactly the 365 or 366 days for a given year. Then there were others that actually had a chance of getting promoted that just used 365 to make it all simple…
@_LeverUp Interest won’t be getting paid. Default. Chapter 11 converted to 7. Liquidation. Hope that helps
Oops I did it again 🤭 #TotalSolarEclipse
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Hell hath no fury like an associate trying to secure the vp promosh
To fit 200 bottles of Josh Reserve
SERIOUS QUESTION Has anyone taken a college marketing class that was ACTUALLY GOOD? Mine sucked! It was so outdated and full of hypotheticals.
RIP Sammy, v happy you got such a great 2nd act
This is Sam, he showed up at my dad’s house a few years ago in bad shape and was terrified of people, my dad had a vet check him out and turned the garage into a big dog house, now he loves people and is living his best life, he’s a very good boy
The plan: - 18 Guinnesses with the fellas - talk to ZERO women - touchtunes creed - run the pool table - lose badly at pool because I’m cross eyed drunk - airplay my hudl on the bar TV - Uber eats $121 worth of pizza - pass out with the lights on - sleep through my Uber eats
Good friend is mid 20s. In shape, makes over $300k/year, has a condo overlooking a great downtown. He gets consistently staffed, gaslit on turnaround deadlines for days, or is told after a turn or two to "pls, fix thx." Managing Directors are broken.