Robert Boyle @BobBoylex
I am a Catholic. I love my family, I also love lacrosse and comedy, in that order. Toronto Joined August 2011-
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Forsaken pic of the day #Forsakenthefilm in theatres and VOD - TODAY
A nice backdrop as newly extended #Sens defenceman @Chris_Wideman meets media this morning in Vancouver.
Catch #Sens defenceman @Chris_Wideman when he joins the guys on @TSN1200 live from Vancouver in their next segment.
EXCLUSIVE #SENS TV VIDEO: Colin Greening scores a shootout goal in his hometown, and the crowd goes NUTS: bit.ly/1rjFCbQ
"Off the top rope and-- the boss is down!" 1-2-3 home early.
Oh, great! Just lost my Diva belt AGAIN. #WWENOC
Pb Zeppelin #ScienceBands @StuffOfThings
Sorry I meant pleasure as in pleasure is all mine! @WWFCanada
@BobBoylex It was easy #yousuck
I'm guessing Fats Domino's real name wasn't really Fats Domino.
HACKED: NEW ACCOUNT @theyoshifer
76 Followers 3K Following Yo my account got hacked by a porn bot ignore any messagesSandy Leblanc @SandyLeblank
17 Followers 121 FollowingPaul Andritch @paulandrich1
292 Followers 2K Following Actor/Writer/Producer. Represented by Panache Management. #ThePinkertons #Sunnyside #OneChristmasEveMiss Wingfield @MsWingfield
35 Followers 126 FollowingCrash Test Comedy @CrashTestComedy
282 Followers 766 Following Tuesday's 8pm $5. brain child of: @austylonneberg @clownheiress @bencannon3000 @mtvceleb4realJoe Ianni @TinyEnemyShrimp
401 Followers 744 Following Ask me how I'm doing and I'll want to talk about work.Emily Drake @Wizzwuzzle
70 Followers 160 FollowingMatt Boyce @MattBoyce6
68 Followers 137 Following This picture is not me. This is a pretty lady. If you are following me because you're a horny man and you like my picture, you are in for serious disappointmentAlan Chadwick @TheAlanChadwick
25 Followers 59 Following I am -- or at least look like -- the most interesting man in the world!Chris Vance @VaVaVaVance
66 Followers 107 FollowingCleavant Derricks @CleavantDericks
437 Followers 133 Following Tony Award winning actor, singer, all around entertainer. Sliders, Moscow on the Hudson. Parody Account? Check my site.Wilson Wong @WrongWilson
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76 Followers 126 Following I'm shoving off like an ocean liner. No one can rock the microphone finer.Kate Laskey @KaateLaskey
71 Followers 123 Following Hurt me hurt me go on ahead and dirt me... My dog died n my baby lied... Country music boohoo...Michelle Adams @MichelleelehciM
78 Followers 128 Following I got three reasons to be there and two of them is kicking your sorry ass if you bother me. Reason #3 is to make fun of dick pics so post em if you got em boys.I Explain Your Jokes @ExplainedJokes
78 Followers 107 Following The internet's most reliable explainer of jokes since 2013.Lizzy Roberts @ALizzyRoberts
81 Followers 142 Following I love rock and roll, so drop another dime in my pocket and I'll save up enough to buy a CD, baby.Jay Swansburg @JaySwansburg
97 Followers 160 Following Beep... beep... beep... - Sputnik I reply "woooooo!" to every Dr. Phil post I see.Paul Andritch @paulandrich1
292 Followers 2K Following Actor/Writer/Producer. Represented by Panache Management. #ThePinkertons #Sunnyside #OneChristmasEveCrash Test Comedy @CrashTestComedy
282 Followers 766 Following Tuesday's 8pm $5. brain child of: @austylonneberg @clownheiress @bencannon3000 @mtvceleb4realMiss Wingfield @MsWingfield
35 Followers 126 FollowingFLICKERS! @FlickersTV
2K Followers 2K Following NEW SHOW for fans of Tim & Eric and Wonder Showzen, featuring Weird @alyankovic! Official FLICKERS @CBC @ComedyCoup twitter. http://t.co/zg0l5GF6fPWWF-Canada @WWFCanada
62K Followers 18K Following Raise your voice to help protect whales and other marine wildlife from underwater noiseCleavant Derricks @CleavantDericks
437 Followers 133 Following Tony Award winning actor, singer, all around entertainer. Sliders, Moscow on the Hudson. Parody Account? Check my site.Matt Boyce @MattBoyce6
68 Followers 137 Following This picture is not me. This is a pretty lady. If you are following me because you're a horny man and you like my picture, you are in for serious disappointmentNick Beaton @Nick_Beaton
2K Followers 775 Following NEW ALBUM OUT APRIL 1ST! Order here: https://t.co/tzUrLBcRFI Subscribe to my podcast Third Rail with Nick Beaton https://t.co/UDiEG0OBJTMark Bennett @_MarkBennett
436 Followers 657 Following I do a podcast. I do a comedy. Podcast: https://t.co/TxY8e1dyp4 Instagram: https://t.co/SJY5sKMXaxDarryl Purvis @dpurcomic
1K Followers 551 Following I'm a stand-up comic, though my tweets might not reflect that. I'm part of a very funny golf podcast called Where's That Bar Cart? Go listen to that.The Dandies @ImprovDandies
1K Followers 2K Following Creators of #HolodeckFollies & other #fandom #cosplay #improv #comedy showsThe Hold Steady @theholdsteady
26K Followers 496 Following Wired and well connected since 2003. Stay Positive. New album THE PRICE OF PROGRESS out now! Order here: https://t.co/M9K0rjZfhR…☀️Gori Libbs ☀�.. @lorigibbs
3K Followers 2K Following Comedian ✨ Human Antidepressant ✨ Keynote Speaker ❤️ spread more love 🖕 give less fucks 🔥 #talktostrangersFord Family @TorontoRobFord
152K Followers 910 Following Memorial Account. Tweets by the Ford familyYuk Yuk's Comedy Club.. @YukYuksCalgary
3K Followers 3K Following #comedy #standup #uncensored #yyc #calgaryCam Mitchell @CammmMitchell
36 Followers 74 Following That's not a knife, oh wait that is a knife my mistake I'm sorry please don't stab me.Kate Laskey @KaateLaskey
71 Followers 123 Following Hurt me hurt me go on ahead and dirt me... My dog died n my baby lied... Country music boohoo...Wilson Wong @WrongWilson
73 Followers 198 Following WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhy?Chris Vance @VaVaVaVance
66 Followers 107 FollowingAlan Chadwick @TheAlanChadwick
25 Followers 59 Following I am -- or at least look like -- the most interesting man in the world!Emily Drake @Wizzwuzzle
70 Followers 160 FollowingCanadianComedyAwards @canadiancomedy
3K Followers 1K Following An annual national awards ceremony celebrating Canadian comedians and comedic works.Marie Desriel @MarieDesriel
76 Followers 126 Following I'm shoving off like an ocean liner. No one can rock the microphone finer.Michelle Adams @MichelleelehciM
78 Followers 128 Following I got three reasons to be there and two of them is kicking your sorry ass if you bother me. Reason #3 is to make fun of dick pics so post em if you got em boys.Whenever someone says "this is the worst thing ever!", remind them of racism.
.@iamsambee’s new show starts Feb 8. Bring it up at Thanksgiving to find out which relatives hate women.
This show is going to be amazing and it's just weeks away. Grab a seat on your couch now, before they're all taken! x.com/iamsambee/stat…
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee: now hiring fact checkers. amp.twimg.com/v/92e1e0fa-3f5…
I did a short video promoting the @CarletonCup, which happens today. Check it out & please donate to a great cause: youtube.com/watch?v=JQHTv-…
PRO TIP: Got hell in hand basket? Dump out the hell and guess what - you got yourself a nice hand basket, friend.
These "Tom Brady looks 'deflated'" tweets are not getting old yet. Please keep them coming, literally everyone on Twitter who saw the game.
If Bernie Sanders changed his name to Colonel Sanders he'd have won this thing already. And gotten Chris Christie's endorsement. #IowaCaucus
Waking up at 7am is terrifying for those of us who don't have real jobs. Just terrifying.
I was in a store yesterday that sells handguns and 2L bottles of vodka for $9.95. #USA
New #TwinningTuesday Video with @RonSparksJr on our #YouTube channel! youtube.com/watch?v=UBPwTW… #MuchCreators #BakerTwins #WhisperChallenge
Watched the amazingly talented @BigBoy's pilot taping last night. What a great time, even getting drinks for hilarious "hack" @aljackson :)
Hello my #tweethearts! @ShannonBaker & I just posted a new video with comedian @RonSparksJr youtu.be/UBPwTWD9c90
Forsaken pic of the day #Forsakenthefilm in theatres and VOD - TODAY
A nice backdrop as newly extended #Sens defenceman @Chris_Wideman meets media this morning in Vancouver.
Catch #Sens defenceman @Chris_Wideman when he joins the guys on @TSN1200 live from Vancouver in their next segment.
look in the mashed potatoes if you lose something.
"I'm like everybody else. I put my pants on one leg at a time. First one leg, then the other, then the last one." @RonSparksJr #FLICKERSTV