Martin Bedard @MartinBedard3
I'm a voodoo man Joined January 2014-
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Happy Easter! Hope everyone has a great day.
No this isn't me I'm not John Wayne idiot.
Gilles Latulippe my oh my your name's so nice and flowery.
Thanks but no thanks @AXECanada I smell just great like a MAN.
I donated blood today but the Red Cross idiot was all like "you can't just bring it in jars, and what do you mean it's not yours?"
Faster than a speeding #Arrow! Catch the series premiere of #TheFlash starring @grantgust Tuesday @ 8/7c! amp.twimg.com/v/88fc9dcf-2c4…
Avril Lavigne is going all Gwen Stefani. Instead of Harajuku girls, she's got Harakiri girls - she's killing her career.
I never get to do what I want to do. Thanks a lot #WORK
Every time a sexy almost naked porn girl follows me on Twitter I think she's real.
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Sandy Leblanc @SandyLeblank
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Paul Andritch @paulandrich1
292 Followers 2K Following Actor/Writer/Producer. Represented by Panache Management. #ThePinkertons #Sunnyside #OneChristmasEve
Azer Gee @AzerGee1
106 Followers 182 Following GO AWAY PLEASE DON'T READ THIS STOP READING THIS WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS I DON'T KNOW YOU GO AWAY SOMEBODY HELP ME THIS STRANGER IS STALKING ME PLEASE NO
Miss Wingfield @MsWingfield
35 Followers 126 Following
Maxine Dumont @AMaxineDumont
17 Followers 50 Following
RIBCAGE TV @RIBCAGETV
152 Followers 477 Following Trinidadian Bank manager syphons own bank whilst braindead Brit Chef kills off his newly opened diner | New TV Series In Development @ComedyCoup @CBC
kyle thomas is a bitc.. @Basestar80
4K Followers 3K Following No more #FakePresidency Tired of all the BS. Be part of the #Resistence Gay and Proud. Believes in spreading truth not lies. Don't trust a 🤡 with 🍬
Fox Band @efoxband
13K Followers 8K Following Host of #FridayFondue: The Premier Weekly Hashtag Game from the app once known as Twitter. With @Kaceyecak #DrunkenRodentsMerrimentSociety
Victor Redd @VictorRedd1
116 Followers 161 Following
I Explain Your Jokes @ExplainedJokes
78 Followers 107 Following The internet's most reliable explainer of jokes since 2013.
J.R. Lurie @LurieJr
104 Followers 128 Following DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINKY DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK DINK #awholelottadinks
Yutyrannus Huali @YutyrannusHuali
132 Followers 222 Following Recently discovered in a cave in China, so I guess there's no point hiding any more. Yeah I got feathers. Props to my cuz, T-Rex! Brrap!
Matthew Crowe @EatCrowePlease
104 Followers 172 Following Assintya bedha bedha, Tattva. #lyrics #cool #yolo
Emily Drake @Wizzwuzzle
70 Followers 160 Following
Matt Boyce @MattBoyce6
68 Followers 137 Following This picture is not me. This is a pretty lady. If you are following me because you're a horny man and you like my picture, you are in for serious disappointment
Lizzy Roberts @ALizzyRoberts
81 Followers 142 Following I love rock and roll, so drop another dime in my pocket and I'll save up enough to buy a CD, baby.
Roy Brien @RoyBrien
115 Followers 178 Following I work at Walmart yep, that makes me a willing part of the evil empire. I might as well also work for the NY Yankees.
Tasia Schuman @TasiaSchuman
107 Followers 132 Following If it feels good do it even if you shouldn't.
Dirty Sexiness @DirtySexiness
101 Followers 213 Following I am Dirty Sexiness. I'm interested in music, sports, etc.
Sandy Leblanc @SandyLeblank
17 Followers 121 Following
Jake Gardiner @Jgardiner272
116K Followers 219 Following Professional Hockey Player for the Carolina Hurricanes
Nazem Kadri @43_Kadri
243K Followers 339 Following Official account of Nazem Kadri of the Calgary Flames https://t.co/Z2HwWtVcmU
Phil Kessel @PKessel81
259K Followers 204 Following Nice guy, tries hard,loves the game. Play for the Arizona Coyotes
Maxine Dumont @AMaxineDumont
17 Followers 50 Following
Miss Wingfield @MsWingfield
35 Followers 126 Following
Fox Band @efoxband
13K Followers 8K Following Host of #FridayFondue: The Premier Weekly Hashtag Game from the app once known as Twitter. With @Kaceyecak #DrunkenRodentsMerrimentSociety
kyle thomas is a bitc.. @Basestar80
4K Followers 3K Following No more #FakePresidency Tired of all the BS. Be part of the #Resistence Gay and Proud. Believes in spreading truth not lies. Don't trust a 🤡 with 🍬
Tyler Bozak @Bozie42
189K Followers 521 Following University of Denver Pioneer / St Louis Blues / Stanley Cup Champion
RIBCAGE TV @RIBCAGETV
152 Followers 477 Following Trinidadian Bank manager syphons own bank whilst braindead Brit Chef kills off his newly opened diner | New TV Series In Development @ComedyCoup @CBC
Making It BIG @BodyPlusTalent
109 Followers 288 Following Making It BIG is a Vancouver-based comedy which takes a light-hearted look at the little-known world of plus-sized male modelling. TV Pilot coming soon!
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218 Followers 471 Following
FLICKERS! @FlickersTV
2K Followers 2K Following NEW SHOW for fans of Tim & Eric and Wonder Showzen, featuring Weird @alyankovic! Official FLICKERS @CBC @ComedyCoup twitter. http://t.co/zg0l5GF6fP
Kate Laskey @KaateLaskey
71 Followers 123 Following Hurt me hurt me go on ahead and dirt me... My dog died n my baby lied... Country music boohoo...
Marie Desriel @MarieDesriel
76 Followers 126 Following I'm shoving off like an ocean liner. No one can rock the microphone finer.
Wilson Wong @WrongWilson
73 Followers 198 Following WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWhy?
Chris Vance @VaVaVaVance
66 Followers 107 Following
Matt Boyce @MattBoyce6
68 Followers 137 Following This picture is not me. This is a pretty lady. If you are following me because you're a horny man and you like my picture, you are in for serious disappointment
Emily Drake @Wizzwuzzle
70 Followers 160 Following
Michelle Adams @MichelleelehciM
78 Followers 128 Following I got three reasons to be there and two of them is kicking your sorry ass if you bother me. Reason #3 is to make fun of dick pics so post em if you got em boys.
Anthony J Corsi IV @CorsiComicPress
51K Followers 16K Following Pretty sure you are a waaaaay bigger deal than me...
Ron Sparks @RonSparksJr
6K Followers 1K Following TV Writer (@22_minutes @StillStandingTV) | Comedian (@JustForLaughs @cbcdebaters @NBCLastComic @TooMuchInfo_TV) | Actor (@NBCTheFirm @VOTonMuch @TheBeaverton)
Yutyrannus Huali @YutyrannusHuali
132 Followers 222 Following Recently discovered in a cave in China, so I guess there's no point hiding any more. Yeah I got feathers. Props to my cuz, T-Rex! Brrap!
Norm Macdonald Golf @NormMacdonaldRT
154 Followers 288 Following I do nothing but retweet Norm Macdonald's golf-related posts. Some people in the world don't get them - it's my job to make sure that they do!
Retard Retweeter @RetardRetweeter
131 Followers 320 Following I look for and then re-Tweet posts that I deem to be retarded. (Relax, complainers! By retarded I mean late, not the mentally challenged. I promise.)
Mike Larsen @ComicsInsider
37K Followers 36K Following Tweeting the latest in comic book news and reviews. Links to great articles on comic books, comic book based films, TV shows, and video games.
Robert Boyle @BobBoylex
125 Followers 228 Following I am a Catholic. I love my family, I also love lacrosse and comedy, in that order.
amanie illfated @AmanieIllfated
83K Followers 78K Following AfroPop/R&B Artist 🇸🇸 | 🇨🇦 Mango Enthusiast 🥭😘 📧: [email protected]
effperron @effperron
103 Followers 59 Following Pizza ship builder, loves giants, parent caregiver, rubberface.At least some of these DRESSES are black... #oscarsSoWhite #redcarpet #oscars
TURKISH AIR: OK, we have $135m for marketing. How do we spend it? JIM: All at once on a dumb pre-Oscars ad? TA: Jim... You've done it again.
PRODUCER: Chris Rock's calling us racist! P2: Let's replace him during the break with another black guy. P: This is what he's talking about.
GOOD IDEA: Putting all the "thanks to" at the bottom of the screen. BAD IDEA: Still thanking all these people in your speech anyway. #Oscars
I sure hope The Martian wins for Best Picture! That comedy sure was a funny comedy with some funny Matt Damon comedy acting. #Oscars
For those of you not keeping track, here's the running tally so far: Number of rape references: 2 Number of black nominees: 0 #Oscars
Alicia Vikander deserves her Best Supporting Actress Oscar. She was such a strong supporting actress in fact, they made her a lead! #Oscars
Chris Rock is so funny we know we're going to have to pay for this HARD next year. Like, Billy Crystal or Whoopi hosting again hard. #Oscars
Our next Best Picture nominee is The Revenant, based on the novel "The Guy Who Got Attacked by a Big Angry Bear but Somehow Lived." #Oscars
It's good that so many of the people in the audience are taking pictures with their phones. It's not like it's on TV or anything. #Oscars
Our next Best Picture nominee is Bridge of Spies, from the producers of Overpass of Double Agents and the director of Trestle of Emissaries.
Did nobody at the #Oscars bother to check the Abe Vigoda Status site before putting together that memorial reel?! abevigoda.com
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