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Not going to lie “Operation Dumbo Drop” is a hella dark Disney movie.
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"Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say, you steam a good ham."
Aside from devastating tidal waves caused by the two full moons, we also have some very confused werewolves. #Futurama
Paul McCartney and Wings- Band on the Run (1973)
Sad that Sinead O Connor passed away, but let’s be real what other song besides “Nothing Compares 2 you,” did you listen to ? She didn’t even write that shit Prince did. RIP
Weird Fact: Former Simpsons showrunner @MikeReissWriter last year rode the same Titanic submersible that is now missing. The last episode he ever produced was "Simpson Tide", involving Homer and co. getting stuck on a damaged submarine.
"It's Wednesday, Homer."
Heat in regular season vs Heat in playoffs
I’m calling it right now…the pitch clock will be the deciding factor for this years World Series.
Season 4 Episode 3
Clayton Kershaw drilling Jose Altuve in MLB The Show. WATCH THE UMPIRE 😂💀
today’s the day
Violent Femmes- Violent Femmes (1983)
bro became Superman 😭😭😭
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