Bryony - Perfectly Imperfect @BryonyAshaw
Parent of 3 solo style ✌ - Lifestyle - Family - Foodie - sarcastic - daily oversharer - Lincolnshire UK - Reviews - Local Travel linktr.ee/Bryonyshaw Lincolnshire, England Joined October 2017-
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One minute you are young and cool and the next minute you know a place that has really good coleslaw.
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“I’m gonna do it later” me when later arrives:
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when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining
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It's March tomorrow. February lasted 17 seconds. Christmas soon. Knew I shouldn't have put the tree away.
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all the best people I know, are weirdos.
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my self control disappears when it comes to:
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I have two problems in life: difficulty sleeping difficulty waking up
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when a traumatic flashback hits you in the middle of a pretty decent day:
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girls be on twitter for 15 minutes just to retweet everything they see and leave
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me: communication is key also me:
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one thing about me i will be giggling
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Live, Laugh, Launch me into a wood chipper.
Focus on your little family. Nothing else matters. 🫶🏼✨
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A Brit accepting a compliment: “You look nice” “No I don’t I look terrible, but thank you”
Happy Halloween, Witches!! Here's the ghouls and I enjoying the evening picking Pumpkins toasting marshmallows over a fire and seeing/feeding adorable farm animals at 𝗥𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺! instagram.com/p/CzA4493MD0d/
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You should be able to call off of work because your bed is too cozy.
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Okay even with all my criticisms of the fallout show I gotta admit this is a good fucking line.
When the long shower didn't fix all my problems.
One minute you are young and cool and the next minute you know a place that has really good coleslaw.
don’t give too much attention to what other people think about you
-Salaries don’t match cost of living -Education doesn’t guarantee you a job -EVERYTHING is so damn expensive
“I’m gonna do it later” me when later arrives:
If you buy a box of taco shells at the grocery store, one of you is actually having a taco salad.
Getting older means your arm must be in a certain position before going to bed so you'll have full use of it the next day.
when you’re comfortable in bed and it starts raining
Me at my best is just me at my worst but with washed hair.
It's March tomorrow. February lasted 17 seconds. Christmas soon. Knew I shouldn't have put the tree away.
Sorry kids I missed your childhood, I was busy trying to catch up on emails from your school
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