Jack Devlin @CASHEART87

Trying to make the world a better place one dick joke at a time. Joined September 2016

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Jack Devlin @CASHEART87

8 years ago

Your titties look like they got divorced but live on the same street.

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8 years ago

Samsung is just one H away from being Sams Hung!!!!!!

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8 years ago

If ignorance is bliss I'm glad your always happy.

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8 years ago

Your teeth are whiter than my balls and my balls have never seen the sun.

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8 years ago

They say you spend half your life sleeping well I say 1/3 is spent looking at advertisements.

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9 years ago

I would rather be swinging for the fences than sitting on the bench watching. #takechances

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9 years ago

Everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about so be kind.

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9 years ago

I'm one smile away from taking over the world.

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9 years ago

I'm so hungover I can't hear. Just realized the word ear is in hear.

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9 years ago

Life is running to the finish line as fast as you can and then looking back asking yourself why was I running.

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9 years ago

Why is no one talking about the herpes tree that is Derek Jeter, he infected Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Biel. #dirtydick

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9 years ago

If a hipster falls in the woods can you still burn his vinyl collection to keep the trees warm.

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9 years ago

I just ate a handful of almonds and got heart burn what the fuck aging,

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9 years ago

Don't argue with untied shoes you will lose.

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9 years ago

Humility is a dish best served warm.

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9 years ago

I think Woody Allen's favorite show is All in the Family.

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9 years ago

Overpopulation is not real! go fuck yourself. I should not have to ask how bad is it in there before going in the grocery store.

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9 years ago

My butt used to be like a door knocker letting me know when I had to go now its like Jack Nicholson kicking in doors.

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9 years ago

Your dog shit in your purse but if I clip my toe nails in the living room I'm the savage, come on!

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9 years ago

I'm sure some spiders party, who am I to say they are a recluse.

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