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The battle for The Silver Boot is back! RT for a chance to win an MVP experience on Saturday 4/13 during this season's Silver Boot Series, thanks to the @TexasLottery! #LUCKHAPPENS
It's nice to see government agencies giving price breaks for services; not everything needs to be a cash grab
It's nice to see government agencies giving price breaks for services; not everything needs to be a cash grab
Just in time for some final Christmas shopping, @CashApp upgraded my borrowing capacity from $20 to $25. #livingmybestlife #blessed
Can't wait for elmo to start charging $1/year so I can finally delete the bird app #MyXAnniversary
Pleased to announce that I now have 2 fake @GettinSweenered and 2 fake @KaitlinButts accounts following me.
Witnessed a full on identity crisis this morning. Here in the oil and gas energy capital of the world, they went and paid extra for the O&G license plate, paid extra for the vanity "NATGAS," and then slapped it on a Tesla. My condolences and I hope you pull through, anon
How it started / how its going @RichOToole
It's been weighing on me for weeks but maybe sharing will help: I bought 2 hot dogs for breakfast at a @7eleven and the cashier, a grown man, called them "2 huggy duggies" as he rung them up. Like did he make that up himself, are other people infected too? I can't even
Teaching your elementary aged kids about phishing scams
How does @Windex know that I'll end up throwing this in the ocean? I may toss it in a fire just to prove a point.
Doesn't get better than @GettinSweenered Sunny on a sunny weekend
10 years on the bird app best $0 I ever spent #MyTwitterAnniversary
Ground brisket chili with oryx sausage and EXTRA BEANS cc: @RichOToole
Overly prepared dads everywhere are gearing up for tonight's World Series of flashlights. Tonight's lineup includes a Nebo Luxtreme with a half mile spot throw and a work light combo with white/red and spot/flood functions
You call that a forklift? This is a forklift
"Seemed like a good idea at the time" coming up 45 from Galveston at 70+ mph @HoustonTexas_TV
Hey @Whataburger I dont see an expiration date on this coupon, is it still worth anything? @TheJetOnTNT @bull50 @DR34M @RooshWilliams
Check out my buddy Jamie Richards new album "The Real Deal" lnk.to/therealdeal
Laura Thomas @laurathomas982
3K Followers 682 Following The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart.
Lolita @lolita032255
221 Followers 982 Following I'd like to meet interesting people I can have intelligent conversations with, fun and respectful people.
Emily @Kashtsooper
2K Followers 2K Following Tomorrow will be a beautiful day for you. You will see my favorite shoe designs. My mood is so bright. Try to prepare your life while you are still you 🚫PORN🚫
Briana Stoltzman @BStoltzman87283
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Sapheyveigh @sapheyveig68109
1 Followers 206 Following Life itself is a journey, we are all worthy and should strive to travel to different lives.
Piper Mccalebb @mccaleb_pi
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Bigg Fatts @Bigg_Fatts
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Cassie @Cassie22101
8K Followers 8K Following Experienced business failure, divorce, but the future is always the best, life is short, but love is long. Do not discuss any political topics.
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Gross Anna @Al_anne54
65 Followers 399 Following Crushing it with my empire: a sassy salon, tantalizing restaurant, & trendy threads partnership. Seeking kindred souls to spark good vibes.
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Dean @dean400400
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Caitlin Bagsby @BagCait
57 Followers 5K Following
Gabriel Harbough @GabrieHarbou
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Darcie-mae Steik @DSteik61427
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Esma Kinsky @esma_kin
62 Followers 5K Following
Mia Jacquelin @mia_jacque51884
81 Followers 5K Following
KaitlinButtsprivatepa.. @KaitlinBut71
0 Followers 70 Following
JDOS @JDOS91901
89 Followers 1K Following
JARED @JARED7789746808
148 Followers 2K Following
🏔️Adam O 🏔️ @denverbitcion_
2K Followers 5K Following Helping Build @UpstreamDatainc / Opinions Are Mine Alone / Hydrocarbon Maximalist / Since 569050 / Pronouns: Sha/256
Loida Sichler @loida_sich
21 Followers 3K Following
Lavah Heilpern @lavahHeilpren
5K Followers 4K Following Host of The Layah Heilpern Show: https://t.co/FwCpo3MgF8 @LayahHeilpern 🎙️ #Bitcoin & Freedom • Marketing Consultant • All enquiries DM @gideonheilpern2 only
Hannelore Holzwart @HolzwHannel
21 Followers 5K Following
Case Keenum @casekeenum
197K Followers 779 Following Isaiah 40:31. Marketing/Endorsements contact: @DStanfieldIAM
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21K Followers 712 Following SOLO ARTIST NEW RELEASE COMING SOON. c me in John Wick 1, Matrix Resurrections, The Voice #11, Opium Las Vegas, front 🀄️ Brass Against & JELLY CLub
Cousin Brad @BradWCAttorney
9K Followers 94 Following Raising the roof on workers’ compensation claims since 2008. 131 LSAT. Top 85% of my class at John Marshall Law. [email protected]
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sarahhobbsmusic @sarahhobbsmusic
1K Followers 705 Following Texas singer/songwriter. Our new single “That Way” is exclusive to radio this week! Call your local stations and request it today!♥️
Kylie Frey @kyliefrenchfrey
4K Followers 2K Following Louisiana bred • Texas inspired • Tennessee living It’s like 🍟 but with an e Hear "Woman Outta Love”, OUT NOW ⬇️
Sarah Spain @SarahSpain
264K Followers 3K Following ~ Unf*ckwithable ~ Emmy & Peabody Award-Winning Journalist, Washed-up Heptathlete, Cornell grad, Chicago gal
Killer V ✌️ @VickyPsarakis
12K Followers 301 Following Vocalist of Sicksense | Ada Wong in DBD https://t.co/i7ACTpvUmE
Jack Freeman @jackfreemanjr
2K Followers 595 Following singer/songwriter. out of budget and overly credentialed. ya mama’s new “friend”. I’m not tryna replace you. I’m just here for the yams.
Jesse McLaren @McJesse
1.1M Followers 1K Following Board Certified Comedy Writer. Didn't pay for Twitter Blue, just cursed.
Houston Baseball @UHCougarBB
37K Followers 525 Following Official Account of Houston Baseball • 16 Conference Titles • 22 Regionals • 4 Super Regionals • 2 College World Series • 160 Draft Picks • 37 MLB Players
Traces of Texas @TracesofTexas
135K Followers 3K Following Purveyor of Texas history and culture. Cowboy boots junkie and advocate of all things Lone Star. 100% organic, free-range Texas content. A 100% apolitical feed
Tesla Ls @TeslatakingLs
6K Followers 374 Following Parody/Satire account. Over/Under on amount of time it takes for Elon to clap this account? DM submissions.
Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan
327K Followers 14K Following What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan (parody)
Oklahoma Department o.. @OKWildlifeDept
248K Followers 1K Following We manage & protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
limp brittzkit @Brittymigs
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Conner O'Malley @conner_omalley
156K Followers 528 Following
Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath
746K Followers 982 Following Activist. Healer. Radical intersectionalist poet. Nonwhite. Ecosexual. Pronouns: variable. Selfless and brave. Buy my books.
Scene Queen @scenequeenrocks
32K Followers 335 Following 🔪💅🏻Bimbocore💅🏻🔪 MILF OUT NOW! BUY TICKETS TO MY TOUR PLEASE
beer person @CantEverDie
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Mike Recine @mikerecine
36K Followers 3K Following My special is on YouTube right now and you can watch it here: https://t.co/whJKJbPPJN
Nashville Noise @nashvillenoise
6K Followers 2K Following Music | Entertainment | Food | Culture. Contact: [email protected]
Nate Bargatze @natebargatze
184K Followers 1K Following New special, Hello World on Prime Video. Or check out my Netflix specials. Come see me on tour. Also @natelandpodcast
Roger Creager @rogercreager
45K Followers 789 Following
Barstool Big12 @BarstoolBig12
34K Followers 231 Following • All things Big12 • Direct affiliate of @barstoolsports • Not affiliated with the Big12 Conference • Instagram: Barstool_Big12
broti gupta @BrotiGupta
91K Followers 1K Following Simpsons writer Indian women’s humor twitter account https://t.co/5I6PCj7FlM
University of Houston @UHouston
235K Followers 543 Following Founded in 1927, the University of Houston is the leading public research university in the vibrant city of Houston. #GoCoogs
no context college fo.. @nocontextcfb
226K Followers 1K Following ran by @blutman27 • DM’s open for submissions
Message Board Geniuse.. @BoardGeniuses
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🇳🇵Sickos Commit.. @SickosCommittee
129K Followers 787 Following Yes Ha Ha Ha Yes! A Committee of depraved CFB fans. We call ourselves Sickos since we watch every game! Link 🔗 for pod, patreon, merch, substack, email & more!
The Heights Theater @heights_theater
944 Followers 179 Following Historic live music venue in The Heights neighborhood of Houston, TX - tix & info via our website
Jeff Canada @jeffcanadamusic
890 Followers 181 Following I’m the kinda guy that likes to get stoned and write songs no one wants to listen to. Welcome!
Houston Athletics @UHCougars
52K Followers 404 Following The official Twitter account for University of Houston Athletics | Proud member of the @Big12Conference | #GoCoogs
Chris Housman @chrishousman
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Lose Cruz @LoseCruzPAC
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Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
“It was also the night that the skeletons came to liiiife”
@CantEverDie It’s Always Sunny is still on and it’s done way more offensive stuff than Seinfeld ever did
We really need a full size mural of Charles Barkley in Galveston. That was the most press Galveston got since the great syphilis breakout of 2013 during biker week.
@HCLPO When it's impossible to know whether you're honestly this stupid, or simply think your target audience is this stupid, something has gone awry
I hope someone is out there writing a country song about their shitty cyber truck.
Salute the Suns and Footprint Center for dropping I Look Good.
I sat down and cried today just thinking about how good God has been to me, as my music career is coming to a close I know God has a plan for me with this cooking shit, I was scared at first but following blindly is what faith is about, He’s opened so many doors for me lately and…
I got to cook for one of my fav bands, last night was a dream
WE NEED THE DOC ON NETFLIX NOW
I got to cook for one of my fav bands, last night was a dream
5 days until Anniversary is released into the world! 🚀 I named this tune “Nancy” and I can’t wait for you to hear the full track on Friday. Pre-order and pre-save: adeemtheartist.com #AdeemTheArtist #ThirtyTigers
This is rapping
Lady London freestyles over “Are You That Somebody” by Aaliyah and “I Just Wanna Love You” by Jay-Z 🔗: youtu.be/O_6qg8Ky6hs?si…
@roywoodjr Imagine cutting the image together of the Dream Team and not including any of the legendary Centres in it 🤦🏻♂️
@filmstofilms_ And this is why DEI hires are important
@OldManMeech @tplohetski No charges - exactly what he deserved
@OldManMeech @tplohetski The charges dropped? Yes, he got what he deserved
@OldManMeech @tplohetski His charges were thrown out and he was released.
@michaelschwab13 You can't bring France into Mexico, not after the Battle of Puebla
@TexasTribune Everyone who sees this is saying the same thing: Where was this bravery in the face of "danger" when kids in Uvalde were being slaughtered and Abbott was up there saying, "It could have been worse"?
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